REVIEW: With Authentic Memories of Trees on 6/10/21, LAPD Officer K Witnesses His Own Personal Miracle Through a Wallace Emanator & A Wooden Toy Horse
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 9, 2017,
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REVIEW: From TWA in Baton Rouge to the CIA in Mena, American Made Independent Aviation Consultant Barry Seal Transforms Into the Gringo Who Always Delivers
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 30, 2017,
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REVIEW: Battle of the Sexes Pits Lobber Sugar Daddy Bobby Riggs Up Against Libber Women's Tennis Superstar Billie Jean King
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 30, 2017,
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REVIEW: Molded Out of Clay, Amazon Godkiller Wonder Woman Is the Heroine We Deserve and Believe
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 4, 2017,
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REVIEW: From A Celestial Ego to David Hasselhoff, Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2 Is All About the Unspoken Things
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 7, 2017,
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REVIEW: From Little Nobody to Blanta (Black Santa), The Fate of the Furious Requires a Cipher for Dom's Family
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 16, 2017,
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REVIEW: Beauty And The Beast (2017) – A Star-Studded Cast With A Tale As Old As Time & A Song As Old As Rhyme
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, March 22, 2017,
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REVIEW: Making His Way to Eden by Way of North Dakota, Daddy Logan Becomes the Wolverine One Last Time & Finds His Sunseeker Boat
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 9, 2017,
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REVIEW: Behind the Coagula of Get Out, TSA Agent Rodney Williams Handles the Situation of the Sunken Place
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, February 28, 2017,
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REVIEW: With the Persistent Love of An Ugly Woman, Martin Scorsese's Silence Is More Than A Formality of Faith for Two Padres in the Swamp of Japan
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 21, 2017,
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REVIEW: When NASA Faces A Go / No Go Decision for John Glenn & the Friendship 7, Hidden Figures Working As Colored Computers Save the Day
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 21, 2017,
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REVIEW: Taking the Crookeds With the Straights, Troy Maxson Builds Fences From Mr. Death & His Hell Hounds
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 30, 2016,
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REVIEW: From Boulder City & Chicken On a Stick To Paris and Seb's, The Jazz-Filled La La Land Is For the Fools Who Dream Season After Season
Posted by James Brown on Monday, December 19, 2016,
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REVIEW: Embracing the Vanity of Camelot, Jackie Gives a Beautiful Tour of White House History
Posted by James Brown on Monday, December 19, 2016,
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REVIEW: Given Her Necklace of Kyber Crystals, Rogue One's Hopeful Stardust Jyn Erso Is One With the Force and the Force Is With Her
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 17, 2016,
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REVIEW: With Joe Chandler's Congestive Heart Failure, Janitor Lee & Nephew Patrick Need a New Motor to Take Manchester by the Sea
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 3, 2016,
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REVIEW: For Susan, The Creativity of Nocturnal Animals Is a Heartbeat Away from the Real World
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 24, 2016,
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REVIEW: Loving Reminds Us That Caroline County Virginia Was Not Always for Lovers
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 24, 2016,
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REVIEW: Exploring Newt Scamander's Suitcase, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Is All About Second Salemers, MACUSA & the Obscurian Child
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 19, 2016,
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REVIEW: A Nonzero Sum Game, Arrival Is All About Using the Weapon Language, the Cornerstone of Civilization
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: In Hacksaw Ridge, The Lord Helps Conscientious Objector Desmond "Corn Stalk" Doss Get One More
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: If It Bleeds, It Leads in the Sensational Television First Christine
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 4, 2016,
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REVIEW: When the Bill Comes Due from the Dark Dimension's Dormammu, Doctor Strange's Technique to Save the Sanctums Goes Beyond Time & Death
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 4, 2016,
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REVIEW: The Girl on the Train Is a Mysteriously Dull Whodunnit
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 15, 2016,
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REVIEW: Biblical Black Preacher Nat Turner Leads The Birth of a Nation on a Bloody Righteous Path
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 10, 2016,
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REVIEW: Bridget Jones’s Baby - The Mary Magdalene Of London Faces A Geriatric Pregnancy In This Hilarious Rom Com
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, October 10, 2016,
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REVIEW: What The Magnificent Seven Loses in the Fire at Rose Creek, It Finds in the Ashes
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 25, 2016,
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REVIEW: Hell or High Water, Comanche Brothers Toby & Tanner Howard Set Their Sights on Texas Midlands Bank
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 28, 2016,
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REVIEW: Chasing Jobs at Weekend Live, Members of The Commune Don't Think Twice While Doing Improv for America
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 27, 2016,
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REVIEW: With Chocolate Ice Cream & Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing, Southside With You Is One Stark Reminder of the Good Times with the Obamas
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 27, 2016,
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REVIEW: Scarface's War Dogs Say The World Is Yours When 100 Million Rounds of AK-47 Are Crumbs for AEY
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 21, 2016,
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REVIEW: Playing Carnegie Hall for True Music Lovers Despite Syphilis, Florence Foster Jenkins Sings Though She Can't Sing
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 21, 2016,
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REVIEW: Touching Tips & Jeopardizing the Great Beyond in Sausage Party, Frank & Brenda Go Down the Comedy Aisle at Shopwell
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: Indignation Features Son of a Kosher Butcher & Atheist Marcus Messner Spurning Dean Caudwell & The Winesburg Chapel
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: In Café Society, Dreams Are Dreams
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 7, 2016,
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REVIEW: Riding Steve On Noam Chomsky Day, Captain Fantastic Succeeds at Mission Rescue Moviegoers & Sticks It to the Man
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 6, 2016,
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REVIEW: Mistakenly Focused on the Witch's Heart, the Suicide Squad Is In Need of a Good Pep Talk
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 6, 2016,
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REVIEW: From Treadstone to Ironhand & Deep Dream, Jason Bourne Explores His Connection to Richard Webb
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 31, 2016,
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REVIEW: Star Trek Beyond – Public Enemy And The Beastie Boys Set The Stage
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, July 30, 2016,
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REVIEW: Turn Out the Lights Given Diana's Skin Disorder & Her History at Mulberry Hills
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 24, 2016,
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REVIEW: The Secret Life Of Pets – A Decent Toy Story Rip-off
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 24, 2016,
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REVIEW: Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates Who Love Jurassic Park, Drawings & Liquor
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 17, 2016,
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REVIEW: With the Fourth Cataclysm At Hand, The Ghost Girls Become Ghostbusters
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 16, 2016,
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REVIEW: To Purge & Purify in This Election Year, The New Founding Fathers Target Presidential Contender Senator Charlene Roan
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 2, 2016,
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REVIEW: Down to the Earth's Magma Core, Independence Day: Resurgence Wants But Doesn't Quite Get One Happy Fourth of July
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 26, 2016,
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REVIEW: Heroes of Their Own Story Obsessed With Sixteen Candles in Central Intelligence, The Golden Jet & The Alleged Black Badger Will See You On the Other Side
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 19, 2016,
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REVIEW: Finding Dory – Sigourney Weaver and Ed O’Neill Dominate This Heartfelt Sequel
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, June 19, 2016,
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REVIEW: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows – Surf’s Up New York
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, June 12, 2016,
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REVIEW: In Now You See Me 2, Seeing Is Believing for the Four Horsemen & Their Leader Dylan Shrike on New Year's Eve
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 12, 2016,
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REVIEW: Tackling Enfield in The Conjuring 2, Ed & Lorraine Warren Face Off With the Crooked Man Bill Wilkins & Demon Valak
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 11, 2016,
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REVIEW: Alice Through The Looking Glass - A Plucky Heroine Battles Time
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, May 31, 2016,
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REVIEW: Lovingly Short Sighted With Its Rabbit Bouquets, The Lobster Is One Horrific Sci-Fi Romance
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, May 31, 2016,
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REVIEW: For Her Kentish Nightingale Frederica, Lady Susan Vernon Brings Love & Friendship to Churchill
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, May 31, 2016,
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REVIEW: Whether X-Men or Four Horsemen, Apocalypse's Children Unleash Their Power To No Avail
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 27, 2016,
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REVIEW: With Sorority Kappa Nu Rising & Mac and Kelly's Home in Escrow, Everyone is Chasing Five Buckets of Money in Neighbors 2
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 22, 2016,
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REVIEW: Despite Bird Protesters, Misty Mountains & Nixon's Angel of Death, The Nice Guys Will Be Happy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 22, 2016,
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REVIEW: Trying to Protect the Avengers With the Sokovia Accords & His Sunday Foundation, Tony Stank Causes the Empire to Fall in Captain America: Civil War
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 7, 2016,
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REVIEW: With Black Shoes & Duran Duran, Sing Street Lead Cosmo Solves The Happy Sad Riddle of the Model Raphina
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 24, 2016,
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REVIEW: Stand or Fall Together Against Ravenna & Freya, The Love of Eric & Sara in The Huntsman: Winter's War Doesn't Conquer All
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 24, 2016,
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REVIEW: Given Gangsta Grub, the Enclosure & the Ceasefire, The Next Cut At Calvin's Barbershop Gets a Little Real With South Side Chicago
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 17, 2016,
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REVIEW: When Water Flows to Peace Rock Again, Man-Cub Mowgli Turns to the Red Flower & Dead Trees to Take on Shere Khan
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 16, 2016,
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REVIEW: Because Money Talks & BS Walks, The Boss Michelle Darnell & Her Darlings Serve Up Half-Baked Brownies to Renault (Ronald)
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 10, 2016,
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REVIEW: An Otherworldly Movie With Plenty of Daylight, Midnight Special Might Just Make You Believe
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 10, 2016,
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REVIEW: From the Sound Machine to Dorm Room 307, Everybody Wants Some of Richard Linklater's Baseball F*ckwithery
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 2, 2016,
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REVIEW: When Lilith Primrose Thinks I'm Possible, She Says Hello My Name Is Doris
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 2, 2016,
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REVIEW: My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 – Greek Don’t Crack, Well, Maybe A Little
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, April 2, 2016,
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REVIEW: With the White Portuguese & Granny's Peach Tea, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Flies Too Close to the Sun
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 26, 2016,
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REVIEW: Referring Up, Eye in the Sky Brings Down the Hellfire In Spite of the Rules of Engagement
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 19, 2016,
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REVIEW: In 10 Cloverfield Lane, You Don't Build the Ark After the Flood Starts or If Paris et ' J'aime
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: In the Kabubble of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Reporter and Kabul 9.5 Kim Baker Delivers Some Decent News at the Box Office
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, March 8, 2016,
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REVIEW: London Has Fallen Falls Short Of Olympus
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, March 6, 2016,
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REVIEW: With Night Howlers, Pawpsicles & Godfather Mr. Big, Dumb Bunny Cop Jude the Dude & Sly Fox Nick Make Zootopia Better for Savage Predators & Prey Alike
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 5, 2016,
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REVIEW: Up Back Forward Down! With Bo Derek, Milk, & Broken Glasses in Blake's Biscuits, Eddie the Eagle Has Landed In His Moment
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 27, 2016,
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REVIEW: The Witch Crackles With Old School Horror & One Dysfunctional Puritan Family
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 27, 2016,
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REVIEW: With Four Gold Medals, Jesse Owens Runs His Race Regardless of Jim Crow or the Third Reich
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 21, 2016,
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REVIEW: Pride And Prejudice And Zombies – A Surprisingly Fun Mix Of Jane Austen and Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, February 15, 2016,
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REVIEW: Wham! Deadpool & His X-Men Make It Big With Their Bloody, Hilarious Answer to Francis's What's My Name
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: A Sick Woman, Possibly Dying, The Lady in the Van Mary Shepherd Has the Last Laugh
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 7, 2016,
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REVIEW: An Upside Down Tree, Jane Got a Gun Doesn't Exactly Ride Up the Ridge to Victory
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 7, 2016,
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REVIEW: In The Finest Hours, Coast Guard Man Bernie Webber Does Everything to Get Over the Bar to the SS Pendleton for April 16th with Miriam
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, February 3, 2016,
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REVIEW: Fifty Shades of Black – An Hour and Thirty-Five Minutes of a Shirtless Marlon Wayans
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, February 3, 2016,
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REVIEW: Beasts Of No Nation: A Chilling African Hunger Games
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 23, 2016,
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REVIEW: When Girls Just Wanna Have Fun & Apple Mojitos, Anomalisa Chooses A Belvedere Martini Straight Up With a Twist
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 16, 2016,
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REVIEW: Given Gucci Toilets, Hydrangeas & Mrs. Black Hammer, Ride Along 2 Certainly Doesn't Boast Blentlemen Brothers in Law
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 16, 2016,
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REVIEW: A Tree with Strong Roots, The Revenant's Hugh Glass Learns That Revenge Is in God's Hands Not His
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 9, 2016,
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REVIEW: With the Daddy-Daughter Dance, 4th Grade Bullies, & the Panda's Smooth Jazz, Step-King Brad Puts Up A Loving Fence When King Dusty Says Daddy's Home
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 3, 2016,
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REVIEW: Flung Out of Space, Therese Gives Carol A Portfolio of Things to Worry Her Including Love & A Morality Clause
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 29, 2015,
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REVIEW: With the Power of Soap Opera Character Danica & the Next Tom Jones, Joy Becomes Friends in Commerce With QVC Executive Neil Walker
Posted by James Brown on Monday, December 28, 2015,
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REVIEW: In Concussion, Forensic Pathologist Dr. Bennet Omalu Chooses to Fake the NFL, Whose Players Suffer From CTE, With Science
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 27, 2015,
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REVIEW: On the Long Road to Red Rock with the Hangman & Daisy Domergue, Old Mary Todd's Calling The Hateful Eight to Minnie's Haberdashery For One Bloody Western
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: Up 489% on Its Initial Investment, The Big Short Serves Up One Damn Good Ice Cream Sundae With Sprinkles & A Cherry On Top
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 24, 2015,
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REVIEW: At the Revamped Ellis Island Party with Cloud 10, Sisters Kate & Maura Do the Apple Butt Dance All Over the Big Screen
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, December 23, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Danish Girl Entirely Her Violet Self, Lili / Einar Proves That Married People Are Easily Shocked
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: Hail Tyrant Macbeth, AKA Michael Fassbender in the Next Great Shakespeare Adaptation
Posted by James Brown on Monday, December 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: For the Simple Song of His Youth, Composer Fred Ballinger Lives Life's Last Day with a Little Levity
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 20, 2015,
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REVIEW: In the Heart of the Sea Doesn't Steal Our Attention Like That White Whale Steals the Whaling Ship Essex
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Star Wars: The Force Awakens – Rebooting A New Hope
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Friday, December 18, 2015,
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Share the Seasons Screamings With These Holiday Films
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 5, 2015,
REVIEW: With the Weed of Christmas Present & the Staff of Life, The Night Before Is Like A Wrecking Ball Whose Social Media Game is Crazy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 29, 2015,
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REVIEW: Immigrant Eilis Lacey Has a Fun Choice Between the Irish Catholic Life With Jim or the Brooklyn Dodgers Life With Tony
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: Not Full of Too Many Beautiful Moments, Love the Coopers Is A Bit Too Unguarded
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: In the Shadow of His Family Rocky Balboa, Baby Creed Adonis Johnson Makes His Own Legacy One Step, One Punch, One Round At a Time
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: Real or Not Real, The Mockingjay's Nightmares Come to a Turbulent Conclusion in the 76th Hunger Games
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Boston Globe's Spotlight Team Nimbly Tackles Systematic Child Abuse in the Catholic Church
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Roman Holiday, The Brave One & Spartacus, Trumbo & the Blacklisted Hollywood Ten Fight the Motion Picture Alliance
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Peanuts Movie – Nostalgia And Great Dancing Cannot Save The Lovable Loser Charlie Brown
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, November 11, 2015,
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REVIEW: For the Nine Eyes Data Ghost, Spectre Tries to Stop A Deal Between The Pale King & One Cuckoo Mickey Mouse for L'Americain
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 7, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Deeds Not Words, Foot Soldier & Suffragette Maud Watts Never Surrenders & Never Gives Up the Fight for the Vote for Women
Posted by James Brown on Monday, November 2, 2015,
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REVIEW: Truth Finds the Courage to Say FEA to Its Abusive Dad America
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 1, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Joy and Jack Newsome, Room Rolls, Wiggles Free, and Jumps to Greatness From A Garden Shed World
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, October 29, 2015,
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REVIEW: To Defeat the Witch Queen for Ax & Cross, Last Witch Hunter Kaulder Must Remember Your Death With the Help of Dream Walker Chloe
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 25, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Synergy 51N3RG-Y But Fearing the Unknown, Jem and the Holograms Doesn’t Quite Uncover the Mystery or the Dismal Mediocrity of Starlight Enterprises
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 25, 2015,
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REVIEW: For A Monstrous Love, Many Women Have Sipped the Poisonous Tea at Allerdale Hall in Crimson Peak
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 25, 2015,
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REVIEW: In Bridge of Spies, Standing Man James B. Donovan Gives Us More Than Just a 2-for-1 at Glienicke Bridge & Checkpoint Charlie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: Playing the Orchestra But Not TIME's Man of the Year, Steve Jobs Is All About Clouds, Love & Life
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: Pan Doesn't Exactly Mine the Pixie Dust of Neverland Into Movie Magic
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: In The Walk, French High-Wire Artist Philippe Petit Leads a Crazy Coup Atop the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 4, 2015,
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REVIEW: In The Martian, Ares Space Pirate Mark Watney Doubles As Iron Man to Pull Off Project Elrond & Survive More Than 500 Sols With Potatoes
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 3, 2015,
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REVIEW: In the Land of Wolves, Sicario Kate Macer Fights the Coming Medellin
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 3, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Intern Ben Whittaker Charms Jules Ostin & Her About The Fit (ATF) Staff With A Handkerchief & A Briefcase
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 27, 2015,
REVIEW: Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials – Flare Zombies, The Sun And W.C.K.D. Put Our Heroes Through The Fire
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, September 20, 2015,
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REVIEW: Just Saying, Johnny Depp Is Psychotic & Cerebral As Top Echelon FBI Informant Whitey Bulger In Black Mass
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: In Everest, The Last Word Always Belongs to the Mountain, Which Makes Its Own Weather for Adventure Consultant Rob Hall
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Not Incontinence or the Stomach Flu, The Visit's Elixir Is Sundown Syndrome
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 12, 2015,
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REVIEW: Straight Outta Compton – One Time, Suge Knight And Jerry Don’t Fare Too Well In This Hip Hop Epic
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, August 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: For Nuclear Bombs & A Father's Watch, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Solo & His Cowboy-Loving Partner Kuryakin Take On Vinciguerra's Diadema
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 16, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Gift – Some Interesting Twists, But Otherwise A Bit Dull
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, August 12, 2015,
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REVIEW: Despite the Silk Night Sky of Ricki and the Flash, Meryl Streep Doesn't Rock Here
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, August 12, 2015,
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REVIEW: When Captain Nemo Takes His Baxter Foundation Fellows Through the Quantum Gate to Planet Zero, The Fantastic Four Fail to Emerge
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 8, 2015,
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REVIEW: Paper Towns – Q, Ben And Radar Sing The Pokémon Theme Song And Take One Last Road Trip
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, August 1, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Solomon Lane, the Bone Doctor & Ilsa Faust, Rogue Nation the Syndicate Gives IMF's Finest Gambler Ethan Hunt One More Impossible Mission
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 1, 2015,
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REVIEW: For Gamers Brenner, Wonder Kid, Fireblaster & Chewie Need Cheat Codes Instead of Light Cannons to Make Pixels Worthwhile
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Facts Behind Mr. Holmes' Long Life on the Big Screen Include Royal Jelly, Prickly Ash & the Delightful Charms of Sir Ian McKellen
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Despite the Mets, The Dog Walker & Billy Joel's Uptown Girl, Monogamy Isn't Realistic for Trainwreck's Amy Schumer Until It Is
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Baskin Robbins Always Finds Out How Ant-Man Goes Subatomic On the Big Screen
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 18, 2015,
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REVIEW: Minions – Hey, Hey It’s The Minions, But Gru Is Missing
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, July 15, 2015,
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REVIEW: Testament of Youth Is A Beautiful, Tragic Testament for Pacifism from WWI Nurse, Oxford Scholar, & Writer Vera Brittain
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 12, 2015,
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REVIEW: During The Overnight, Kurt & Charlotte Make New Friends in Alex & Emily With Their Expansion Courtesy of Mommy's Milk
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 12, 2015,
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REVIEW: Magic Mike XXL – White Chocolate Takes The Boys To The Stripper Convention
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, July 6, 2015,
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REVIEW: Theoretically, Pops & the Exiles of Time in Terminator Genisys Are Old, Not Obsolete
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, July 2, 2015,
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REVIEW: Help Me Home Because Ted 2 Offers Plenty of Fresh Cakes of Comedy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 28, 2015,
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REVIEW: Inside Out of Riley's Mind With Core Memories & TripleDent Gum Commercials, Joy & Sadness Take a Fun Ride Through the Islands of Personality & Imagination Land
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Part Where You Respect the Research On the Doomed Friendships of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: Love & Mercy Is All About the Beach Boys' Paranoid Schizophrenic Brian Wilson
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: I'll See You In My Dreams With An Appletini & A Black Rat
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Personal Trainers at Austin's Power4Life Deliver Humorous Results Because No Fear Excuses Surrender
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 13, 2015,
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REVIEW: With the Indominus Rex, Velociraptors That Can Take Orders & An Aging Tyrannosaurus Rex, Jurassic World Tries to Up the Wow Factor
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 13, 2015,
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REVIEW: Despite the Man Who Can't Breathe's Obsession With Quinn Brenner, Insidious: Chapter 3 Isn't A Real Traffic Stopper
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 7, 2015,
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REVIEW: Entourage – Vince And The Boys Should Have Stayed On The Small Screen
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, June 7, 2015,
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REVIEW: Whether Penny Morgan or Amber Valentine, Spy Susan Cooper Finds Her Calling Chasing Rayna, De Luca, & Renaldo
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 6, 2015,
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REVIEW: Despite Gilchrest & Ng's Chemistry, The Payload from Aloha's Global One Is Indeed Nuclear
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 31, 2015,
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REVIEW: San Andreas – A Disaster Movie For Conservatives
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, May 31, 2015,
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Star Wars Episode VII: Comparing Cast to Their Roles
Posted by Zack Mandell on Wednesday, May 27, 2015,
REVIEW: In Poltergeist, This House Is Not Clean
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 24, 2015,
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REVIEW: Tomorrowland Is Full of Dreamers Who Try to Feed the Right Wolf
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 23, 2015,
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REVIEW: O Negative High Octane Universal Donor Mad Max Rides on Fury Road With Furiosa for the Green Land With the War Boys Hot on Their Trail
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 16, 2015,
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REVIEW: In Pitch Perfect 2, The Barden Bellas Riff Off With Junk From Das Sound Machine, the Green Bay Packers & Snoop Dogg's Christmas Album
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 15, 2015,
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REVIEW: Hot Pursuit – The Joke? Sofia Vergara Is Old & Reese Witherspoon Is Short
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, May 9, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Jarvis As Co-Pilot During Its Lullaby, The Monster Avengers Certainly Don't Watch Their Language in the Age of Ultron
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 2, 2015,
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REVIEW: In the Old Fashioned 5 to 7, Writer Brian Bloom & His Perfect Love The Mermaid Arielle Swing from the Heels
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: A Near Miss at 87 Degrees, The Age of Adaline Needs An Electric Jolt Just Like the Dilla Comet
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 25, 2015,
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REVIEW: Never Have I Ever Seen Petulant Teens Whine Like They Do on Skype Video Calls in Unfriended
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, April 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Offers Moviegoers Anything But A Rocky Mountain Steed
Posted by James Brown on Monday, April 20, 2015,
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REVIEW: For the Klimt Painting “Woman in Gold” & the Memory of Her Aunt Adele, Austrian Maria Altmann Gives Us A Lesson in Art Restitution
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: In True Story, Shortstop Christian Longo Gives Mike Finkel of The New York Times a Double Negative Wink
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Ex Machina's Turing Test of Magician's Assistant Ava & Her Bluebook Software Boasts One Intriguing Chess Match With No Power Cuts
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Longest Ride – Romance, Art And The Toughest Sport On Dirt
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, April 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Darby's Ice Cream & Arthritis Arthritis, While We're Young Has No Process in Finding the Beautiful Truth of Life
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 5, 2015,
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REVIEW: For Ramsey, A Supercar & the God's Eye Chip, Double Alpha Roman Almost Leads Furious 7 to Unleash the Beast
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 4, 2015,
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REVIEW: Hey, Baby Doll! As Danny Collins, Al Pacino Gets His Patter Back With the Camera Thanks to a Letter from John Lennon
Posted by James Brown on Monday, March 30, 2015,
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REVIEW: Get Hard Kiesters Bad Comedy Given Mayo's Status With the Crenshaw Kings for Life & Chocolate's Flailing Hollywood Luxury Bubbles
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 28, 2015,
REVIEW: Insurgent – Action-Packed, But Tris Is A Little Too Fast For Her Own Good
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: Sex Can Kill You When It Follows, Especially for Jay
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: With the IRA on the Hunt in Belfast in '71, British Soldier Gary Hook Finds Himself in a Confused Situation & Has One Bloody, Brutal Night
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: Gett: The Trial of Viviane Amsalem Showcases One Wife’s Incompatibility With Her Stubborn Jewish Husband Shimon Amsalem
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: Wild Tales Rages Comically With Gabrielle Pasternak, Bombita, An Angry Driver, Rat Poison, & One Crazy Bride
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: Into the Wind After Killing the Congo's Minister of Mining, The Gunman Jim Terrier Decides to Build a Half-Assed Treehouse
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: If We Run All Night With Jimmy the Gravedigger Conlon, We'll Cross This Line Together
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: Cinderella – Overshadowed By A Frozen Short
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: No Longer Tetravaal's Scout 22, Black Sheep Chappie Becomes the Conscious RoboCop Copycat of 2015
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 8, 2015,
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REVIEW: Seniors Galore, The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Is All About the Supreme Quality Hotel and the Viceroy Club
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 7, 2015,
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REVIEW: In The Lazarus Effect, Zoe's Fiery Apartment Hell Nightmare Is the Bizarre DMT Compound of Horror Movies
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 28, 2015,
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REVIEW: With the Toledo Panic Button & the Little Blind Mouse, Focus Is All Con Artists Nicky & Jess Really Need
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 28, 2015,
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REVIEW: Creative Comedy Is What We Vampires Do in the Shadows During the Unholy Masquerade
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 27, 2015,
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REVIEW: Unusually Attached to Mommy Die, Steve Loves to Mingle, Especially With Kyla
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 27, 2015,
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REVIEW: Uno, Dos, Tres. The McFarland Cougars Fly Like Blackbirds With Blanco Cross-Country Coach Jim White Guiding Them
Posted by James Brown on Monday, February 23, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Lougle's Nitrotrinadium, Choozy Doozy & the Webber Strut, Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Makes Cyclical Time Travel to 2025 Unbearable
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: The DUFF = Designated Ugly Fat Friend Plus the Five Stages of Grief in High School from the Eyes & Monster Voice of Bianca Piper
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: Fifty Shades of Grey – If You Liked the Books, You’ll Like the Movie
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, February 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: Manners Maketh Man in The Secret Service While Kingsman & Gentleman Eggsy Finds His Valentine With Oxfords, Not Brogues
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Spooks & Witches But No Blue Spark, Seventh Son Poses the Wrong Question & Gets Wrong Answers
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Your Majesty Jupiter Ascending to Entitled Royalty, Aegis, Stinger & Splice Caine Wise Begin Hunting the Abrasax Siblings
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 7, 2015,
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REVIEW: For Two Days, One Night, Sandra Tries to Sway Her Voting Co-Workers to Save Her Job Instead of Their 1,000 Euro Bonuses
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 31, 2015,
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REVIEW: In A Black or White Custody Battle in Court, Alcoholic Elliot, Grandma Wee Wee, & Crack Addict Reggie Don’t Relearn to Breathe
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 31, 2015,
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REVIEW: Before the World Ends at Lollapalooza, Project Almanac's David Raskin Will Build a Halfway Decent Time Machine for MIT
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 30, 2015,
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REVIEW: Struggling With Early Onset Alzheimer's Disease, Linguist & Butterfly Still Alice Lives in the Moment & Masters the Art of Losing
Posted by James Brown on Monday, January 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: Mortdecai – An Offbeat Action Comedy That Never Realizes Its Full Potential
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, January 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Boy Next Door – A Surprisingly Entertaining Guilty Pleasure
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 24, 2015,
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REVIEW: To Fuel His American Dream, Abel Morales Endures A Most Violent Year On the Most Right Path
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, January 20, 2015,
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REVIEW: American Sniper – A Gripping Tale Of Sheepdogs, Sheep and Wolves
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: Blackhat – R.A.T.s, Hackers And The Sexiest Man Alive Could Not Save This Film
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: Taken 3 – Take Me Away From This Tired Franchise
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, January 11, 2015,
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REVIEW: Inherent Vice – Great Cast, Great Hair, But Long, Rambling Plot
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 10, 2015,
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REVIEW: To Pull Off the Golden Tux, North Dakota Wedding Ringer Bic Mitchum Puts the Weed in the Coconut and Lights That Sh*t Up
Posted by James Brown on Monday, January 5, 2015,
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REVIEW: In The Woman in Black 2, Angel of Death Isn't the Good Thought With Which to Fight Edward's Bad Dreams at Eel Marsh House
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 3, 2015,
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REVIEW: Unbroken – Zamperini Triumphs Over The Bird In This Inspiring True Story
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, December 30, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite All His Grunts, Marine Painter Mr. Turner Is a Bit Too Still
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 30, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Big Eyes, S. Cenic & MDH Keane Suffer the Same Fate, Walter Keane
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 28, 2014,
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REVIEW: For the Dignity of the Vote in Selma, Dr. King, the SCLC, & SNCC Negotiate, Demonstrate, and Resist to Outstanding Effect
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite Some Engaging Blackjack, Roulette, & English 101, The Gambler Doesn't Quite Reach the F*ck You Position
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: Into the Woods With Some Magic Beans During A Blue Moon, Rob Marshall Grants Moviegoers a Musical Christmas Wish
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Lord of The Rings, Katy Perry, & Honeypotting All Over Skylark Tonight, North Korean-Themed The Interview Pees & Poos on Itself
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: Annie (2014) – A Made For Television Musical With An A-List Cast
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, December 24, 2014,
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REVIEW: To Rescue His Exhibits After A Disastrous Night at the Museum, Dangly Bells Larry Digs Into the Secret of the Egyptian Tomb & Its Magic Tablet
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 21, 2014,
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REVIEW: There and Back Again, The Battle of the Five Armies Takes The Hobbit Full Circle to The Fellowship of the Ring
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: In The Imitation Game of Christopher Vs. Enigma at Bletchley, Alan Turing Solves the Biggest Crossword Puzzle of Them All
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Hammy the Bear, Hot Sauce, & Fry or Die Comedy, Top Five's Andre Allen and James Nielson Put Some Stank On It
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: When the Last Shall Be the First On a Midsummer's Night, Miss Julie Obeys Jean Like a Dog & Kisses His Shoes
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 7, 2014,
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REVIEW: Hiking A Thousand Miles Through the Pacific Crest Trail, Wild Queen of the PCTs Cheryl Strayed Chooses One Tough Form of Therapy
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 6, 2014,
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REVIEW: With the Failures of the Shower Buddy & Pinkberry, Horrible Bosses 2 Doesn't Roar Like Katy Perry by Kidnaping Predator Rex Hanson
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: In The Homesman, George Briggs & Mary Bee Cuddy Take Three Crazy Women East to Iowa
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: An Ornithologist, Philatelist, & Philanthropist, Golden Eagle John du Pont Leads Wrestler Mark Schultz to Olympic Gold at the Foxcatcher Estate
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 23, 2014,
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REVIEW: Beyond the Lights, Noni Jean's Black Bird Is Freed At Last From Her Musical Cage By Officer Hero Kaz Nicol Despite His Fear of Flying
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 23, 2014,
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REVIEW: In The Hunger Games, Mockingjay Katniss Gets the Burning Districts to Come to the Tree Singing So That the Capitol Burns With Us
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: For Daughter Penny's Kidney, Dumb Harry and Dumber Lloyd Blandly Reunite at the Ken Conference
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite Motor Neuron Disease, Intelligent Atheist Stephen Hawking Masters Time to Give Us The Physicist's Theory of Everything
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thanks to Baymax & the Big Hero 6 Nerds Looking at Comics From a Different Angle, I Am Satisfied With My Care in San Fransokyo
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 9, 2014,
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REVIEW: Interstellar Travel & Newton's Third Law Help Cooper, Brand, & TARS Find the 5th Dimension & Murphy's Ghost in a Gargantuan Wormhole
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 8, 2014,
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REVIEW: Laggies Is All About Relationships Shifting Over Boxed Wine
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 2, 2014,
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REVIEW: With His Company Video Production News, Nightcrawler Louis Bloom Offers A Professional News Gathering Service to Thriller Aficionados
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 1, 2014,
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REVIEW: Dear White People, the Race Wars at Winchester University Showcase the Trouble with Pastiche's Blackface in a White Place
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, October 29, 2014,
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REVIEW: Boogeyman John Wick Is A Wolf Lured Back to Life at the Continental by Hen
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: Confusing Admiration for Love, Birdman's Super Realism Is the Unexpected Virtue of Our Cinematic Ignorance
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: As the Grumpy St. Vincent McKenna of Sheepshead Bay Says, It Is What It Is, A Good Old Fashioned Comedy-Drama
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: Fury – Ideals Are Peaceful, History Is Violent
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, October 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: For His Double-Time Swing Tempo for Caravan, Whiplash's Jo Jones Throws a Cymbal at Neyman to Turn Him Into the Next Charlie Parker
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Men, Women & Children, the Voyager Satellite Shows the Unimportant Yet Important Connections We Make On Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Comedic Pride, Lesbians & Gays Support the Miners (L.G.S.M.)
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 12, 2014,
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REVIEW: Watching the Media Kill the Messenger Gary Webb Over the CIA's Dark Alliance With Nicaraguan Druglords Is One Good History Lesson
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 12, 2014,
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REVIEW: Prince Vlad Dracula, Son of the Devil, Goes to the Untold Broken Tooth Mountain to Protect His People From the Turks
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 12, 2014,
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REVIEW: Protecting His Legacy On the Bench & His Half-Staff Funeral, Judge Joe Palmer Doesn't Serve Justice or Go Fishing With His Son Hank
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 10, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Fommy the Pirate Gamer, the Australian Outback, & Dick Van Dyke, Alexander's Birthday Is One Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 10, 2014,
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REVIEW: For a Soul, Annabelle Higgins Blandly Introduces Mia Gordon to Her Satanic Cult the Disciples of Ram with Nursery Music
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 4, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thanks to A Sugar Storm at The Bar, Gone Girl Amazing Amy Dunne Trounces Her Husband Nick's Killer Smile
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 3, 2014,
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REVIEW: For A White Hat & A Cheese Tasting, Red Hat Snatcher & The Boxtroll Exterminators Take on Eggs the Trubshaw Baby
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 28, 2014,
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REVIEW: In the New Jimi Hendrix Experience, All Is Not By My Side Because André 3000 Doesn't Play the Hits
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: Few Rich Patterns Are in Hector Journaling His Search for Happiness Except His Lack of a Pen & His Old Flame in a Sock Drawer Agnes
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: To Be The Equalizer For Russians Teddy & Pushkin, Old Man & Gladys Knight Pip Robert McCall Gets On That Midnight Train to Georgia
Posted by James Brown on Friday, September 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite Her Viager, My Old Lady Mathilde Teaches Her Alcoholic Buyer Mathias That There Is No Greater Wealth Than Life
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 21, 2014,
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REVIEW: The Maze Runner – W.C.K.D Is Good, But Watch Out For The Grievers
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, September 21, 2014,
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REVIEW: If Tragedy Is A Foreign Country, Then The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby Walks Away From Learning Its Native Tongue
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 21, 2014,
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REVIEW: With A Cheating Wife & A Complicated Life, This Is Where I Leave You At the Altman Family Shiva South of Maine
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: Practicing the 12 Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous, Private Detective Matt Scudder Takes A Bloody Good Walk Among the Tombstones
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: According to Starship, Nothing's Gonna Stop Depressed, Suicidal Skeleton Twins Milo & Maggie Now, Even Saying See You Later
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite Dealing With Cousin Marv, Eric Deeds, & Rocco the Pit Bull, Bartender Bob Handles The Drop For the Chechens
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: In No Good Deed, Malignant Narcissist Colin Evans Unfortunately Puts His Violent Tendencies on Display at 17 Creston Lane
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Dolphin Tale 2, Clearwater's Rescue, Rehab, & Release Philosophy Isn't Perfect for Dolphins Hope and Winter
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: In The Last of Robin Hood, Alcoholic Errol Flynn Is Too Old For Lover Beverly "Woodsy" Aadland, But She's Just Young Enough For Him
Posted by James Brown on Monday, September 8, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thanks to the Philosopher's Stone, As Above, So Below, As I Believe the World to Be, So It Is in Hell
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 30, 2014,
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REVIEW: The November Man Peter Devereaux & Alice Fournier Don’t Exactly Rock Arkady Fedorov's Presidential Campaign in Belgrade
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 29, 2014,
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REVIEW: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For – A Heavy Dose Of Scantily Clad Women And Highly Stylized Violence
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, August 24, 2014,
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REVIEW: In If I Stay, Juilliard-Bound Cellist Mia Must Choose Between Her Nasty Bruises Rocker Parents & Her Willamette Stone Boyfriend Adam
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 24, 2014,
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REVIEW: From SXSW to Bluff City, Kansas, Frank & His Band SORONPRFBS Push Chinchilla Guy Jon to His Furthest Corners
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 23, 2014,
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GUEST POST: The Life and Times of Robin Williams
Posted by Sylvia Boyd (Infographic World) on Saturday, August 23, 2014,
REVIEW: When the Game Stands Tall, The De La Salle Spartans, Their Winning Streak, & This Bland High School Football Movie Fall
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Wine, Weed, & Sex, This Movie Isn't Quite All About Alex or the Dog Named Timmy
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 16, 2014,
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REVIEW: The Knife Before Christmas Doctor Death, Galgo & Conrad Snowbanks Can't Quite Rescue The Deletable Expendables 3
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 16, 2014,
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REVIEW: Whether a Backstreet Boys Patrolman or Brothers in Blue, I Don't Want Let's Be Cops Either Way
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: Using My Precise Language, Thank You to The Giver & Jonas The Receiver of Memories For Your Childhood & Lack of Sameness
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, August 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: Since It's Shocking to Kill a Good Priest, Calvary Is All About Brendan Gleeson's Father James Lavelle Dodging Death
Posted by James Brown on Monday, August 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: In The Hundred-Foot Journey, Chef Hassan Turns Food Into Memories & A Michelin Star When He Makes Madame Mallory an Omelet
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 10, 2014,
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REVIEW: What If Friends Wallace & Chantry Share Elvis's Fool's Gold Sandwich?
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 10, 2014,
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REVIEW: I'd Rather Shovel Sheep's Poop Than Watch Dance Crew LMNTRIX Step Up All In for Alexxa Brava's The Vortex on VH1
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 9, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Cameras Recording Time Capsules, The Tornado-Chasing Titus Team Wades Pointlessly Into the Storm at Silverton High School
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 8, 2014,
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REVIEW: When She Discovers Project Renaissance, the Foot Clan, & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, April O'Neil Swaps Mutagen for Foam & Froth
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 8, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Born Dead Biopic Get On Up, James Brown Does Right by Himself & Pays the Cost to Be the Boss
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 2, 2014,
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REVIEW: Guardians Of The Galaxy – Star-Lord Takes Us On A Fun Action-Packed Ride To The Tunes of the Awesome Mix-Vol. 1
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, August 2, 2014,
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REVIEW: Hercules – A Twist To The Legend Of Hercules
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: Lucy – A Somewhat Confusing Tale About What Happens When A Woman Uses 100% Of Her Brain
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: A Most Wanted Man Stumbles About Hamburg for Two Hours In Search of Terrorist Charity Seven Friends Navigation Company
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: In I Origins, White Peacocks, Strawberry Mentos, & Blind Eisenia Fetida Worms Open the Doors to the Reincarnated Soul Behind the Iris
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: With Séances, Mental Impressions, & Floating Candles, Magic in the Moonlight Pits Illusionist Wei Ling Soo Against Spiritualist Sophie Baker
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: Sex Tape – A Rarely Funny Infomercial For iPads And YouPorn
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 20, 2014,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Even With a Well-Funded Swear Jar, Milk & Honey Isn't the Drink I Had in Mind for Jewish Comedy-Drama Wish I Was Here
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 19, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Like Mason in Richard Linklater's Boyhood, We're All Just Winging It Through Life Without Bumpers As the Moment Seizes Us
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 19, 2014,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: During the Annual Purge, Carmelo's Call to Action Against the New Founding Fathers of America (NFFA) Doesn't Bring the Anarchy
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 18, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: In Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Koba Lives by a Code Other Than Caesar's Ape Not Kill Ape — War
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 11, 2014,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Biking Through the Nevada Desert in Earth to Echo, Tuck, Alex & Munch Beep a Bit Too Much
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 5, 2014,
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REVIEW: Life Itself Is a Machine That Generates Empathy About the Life and Times of Roger Ebert, A Soldier of Cinema
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 5, 2014,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: To Deliver Us From Evil, Sergeant Ralph Sarchie Must Use His Radar, His Discernment of Spirits, to Stop Mick "Jungler" Santino #Invocamus
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 4, 2014,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Giving Kronoles for No More Protein Bars, the Snowpiercer Train's Tail Bucks Balance & Preordained Position to Take Wilford's Sacred Engine
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 4, 2014,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: With Jet Skis, Pies, and Ice Cream Trucks, Topperjack's Robber Tammy & Pearl Her Alcoholic Granny Ruin the Fourth of July
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, July 3, 2014,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: In Begin Again, Two Lost Stars Wade Through the Strings of the Music Industry to Record a Pearl, An Outdoor Album in NYC
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, July 3, 2014,
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REVIEW: Watch Me Tell You How Third Person's White is Indeed the Color of Trust, Belief, & the Lies Michael Tells Himself
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 28, 2014,
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REVIEW: Transformers: Age of Extinction – In This Seemingly Endless Film, KSI, Lockdown, Yaeger, and Optimus Mix It Up
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 28, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: In Australian Western The Rover, Three Robbers Get a Bloody Lesson in Why Not to Steal Another Man's Car
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Jersey Boys, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons Don't Honor the Jersey Contract Put Forth in the Broadway Original
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 21, 2014,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Instead of Zeke the Freak or the TLAM Girls' Poison, Think Like a Man Too Focuses Far Too Much on the Best Man with a Plan, Kevin Hart
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 21, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: For a Doctor to Launch a Petrochemical Repurposing Facility, Tickle Head Harbor Organizes the Grand Seduction of Cricket & Fishing
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 19, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: How to Train Your Dragon 2 – Hiccup And Toothless Take On The Alpha In This Action-Packed Sequel
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, June 16, 2014,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: 2.3.5.41...The Signal at Area 51 is What MIT Student Nick Eastman Finds When He Goes Looking for the Hacker Nomad
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thanks to the Pee Farter, Pregnant Standup Comic & Obvious Child Donna Stern Has an Abortion on the Worst/Best Valentine's Day Ever
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 14, 2014,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Work Hard? Yes. Play Hard? Yes. 22 Jump Street Is All About the WHYPHY
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: The Fault in Our Stars – Teenagers Swoon As Hazel And Gus Bond Over An Imperial Affliction
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 7, 2014,
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REVIEW: In the War of Words and Pictures, the Love Between Honors English Teacher Jack Marcus & Honors Art Instructor Dina Delsanto Wins
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 7, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Edge of Tomorrow, Major William Cage & Angel of Verdun Rita Vrataski Lead UDF's Operation Downfall Against Omega & Its Mimics #LiveDieRepeat
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 7, 2014,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: A Million Ways To Die In The West – Unfortunately, Laughter Is Not One Of Them
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, June 1, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Maleficent – Jolie As Both Hero And Villain In This Sleeping Beauty Remake
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, May 31, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Facing Deportation & Losing Her Sister Magda on Ellis Island to Tuberculosis, The Immigrant Ewa Turns to Bruno & the Bandits' Roost Theater
Posted by James Brown on Monday, May 26, 2014,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Blended – Sandler and Barrymore Take Their Romance From Hooters To Sun City
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, May 24, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: In X-Men: Days of Future Past, Mystique's DNA Unlocks the Key for Charles Xavier to Bear Mutants' Pain Without Breaking & Dare to Hope Again
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 24, 2014,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: Unlike the Working Men of God's Pocket, Racist Day Laborer Leon Hubbard Doesn't Leave His Family, Life, or Legend With Dignity
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 18, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: El Jefe Chef Big Dog Carl Casper Has a Twitter War With a Food Critic & Launches a Cubano Food Truck to Our Cinematic & Culinary Delight
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 18, 2014,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: When Operation Monarch Goes Awry in Janjira, Godzilla Takes On the 2 MUTOs & Restores Balance in Magnificent Fashion
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 17, 2014,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Mr. JB Bernstein Channels His Inner Don Draper to Launch Million Dollar Arm & Make Dreams Come True for Rinku Singh & Dinesh Kumar Patel
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Pumping Concrete for His Building & Driving to See His Newborn Baby Out of Wedlock, Locke Rocks...Just a Little
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 11, 2014,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Evaluating the Racial & Gender Constructs of Colonial England, Belle Does Anything But Take a Diminished Position with the Mansfield Clan
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 10, 2014,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Unplugged from Cell Phones & Comedy, Moms' Night Out Needs an Oxygen Mask Just to Be an Eagle on the Dance Cam
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 10, 2014,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: With Airbags, Robert De Niro Parties, & Assjuice, the Brothers of Fraternity Delta Psi Beta Make Some Damn Good Neighbors
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 9, 2014,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: With Roosevelt's Secret Station & Oscorp's Special Projects Division, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Is No Happy Birthday for Max / Sparkles / Electro
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 2, 2014,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Other Woman – The Wife, The Lawyer, And The Boobs Team Up Against A Lannister
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, April 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: Detroit Bombing Brick Mansions Like RoboCop's Delta City Won't Work for Sheriff Damian Collier, Deputy Lino Dupree, or Drug Lord Tremaine Alexander
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 26, 2014,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: In The Quiet Ones, Poltergeist Doll Evey Dwyer, Her Host Jane, & the Devil Worshiping Lilitu Give Us Two Boring Knocks
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 25, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: The Alan Partridge & Pat Farrell Radio Show & Siege Is Predicated Upon the Words "Just Sack Pat"
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: Given the Contaminated O Negative Zombie Blood in Detroit & Tangier, Only Vampire Lovers Adam & Eve Are Left Alive
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thanks to a Map, a Radio, & Hellacious Torture, Railway Man Eric Lomax & Japanese Interpreter Takashi Nagase Become Good Friends
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: Spoofing The Conjuring & Insidious: Chapter 2, A Haunted House 2 Pathetically Sexes Abigail the Doll & Satirizes Demon Agouhl
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 19, 2014,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Creating a R.I.F.T. in Academia with the Artificial Intelligence Pinn, Will & Evelyn Caster Don’t Take Transcendence to the Next Level at Brightwood
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 18, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: For Crossroads Wesleyan Church Pastor Todd Burpo Heaven Is for Real When the Angels Sing to His Son Colton Like the Lion, the Bear & the Unicorn
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: Unlucky S.O.B. Dom Hemingway, a Man With No Options, Suddenly Has All the Options in the World When the Pendulum of Luck Swings His Way
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 13, 2014,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: In Under the Skin, Hot Alien Scarlett Johansson Seduces the Men of Scotland Into Her Pool of Black Tar-Like Liquid
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 13, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Thanks to the Lasser Glass in Oculus, Tim and Kaylie Confront Their' Bloody, Troubled Childhood Right in the Mirror
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: Rio 2 – A Music-Filled Blue Macaw Romp In The Amazon That Falls Short
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, April 12, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: For No. 1 Pick Bo Callahan & His Magic Beans, Cleveland Browns General Manager Sonny Weaver Sells the Cow on Draft Day
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 12, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite Baseball Bats, Hammers, & Uco's Fiery Ambition, It's Rama's Time to Rage in The Raid 2: Berandal
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 5, 2014,
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REVIEW: In the Age of Miracles, A Troubled Running Man Captain America Faces the Ghost Story Winter Soldier To Stop Hydra’s Project Insight Helicarriers
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 5, 2014,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: During Le Week-End, Nick & Meg Do the Madison Dance From Jean-Luc Godard’s Bande à part All Throughout Paris
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, April 2, 2014,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Sabotage – Breacher Delivers Violence, But Not Much Else
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, March 30, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Despite the Wicked Tubul-cain, Noah & Fallen Angels Known as the Watchers Brace for Some Watery Climate Change from the Creator
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 29, 2014,
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REVIEW: Divergent – There Is A Certain Beauty In Dauntless Stiff Tris’s Resistance to the Principle of Faction Over Blood
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: To Win the Golden Quill National Spelling Bee, 40 Year-Old Guy Trilby Uses Quite a Few Bad Words
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: Whether a Hungry Tiger or a Deformed Tree on a Hill Named Fido, Nymphomaniac Joe Tells Us 3 + 5 = 8 All Over Again in Volume II
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: Accepting the Mud But Not the Pirate Pride, Addict Veronica Mars Returns to Life as a Sleuth Thanks to Bonnie DeVille's Serendipity
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 16, 2014,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Single Moms Club – Five Moms, Five OK Stories
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 15, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: For the Painting Boy With Apple, Grand Budapest Hotel Concierge M. Gustave & Lobby Boy Zero Find Glimmers of Humanity at Checkpoint 19
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: From Mt. Khisko to the Secret De Leon, Tobey Marshall & Dino Brewster Have a Need for Speed to Settle Their Feud
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 15, 2014,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: With the Empty Lunchbox, the Wrong Train Gets Saajan & Ila to the Right Station — Bhutan
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 9, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Fly Fishing, Ash Trees, Fibonacci Numbers, & Polyphony, Nymphomaniac: Volume 1 Makes Love the Metaphorical Cantus Firmus of Sex
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 9, 2014,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Mr. Peabody, Sherman, & Penny Rip Open the Space-Time Continuum With the WABAC Because George Washington Didn't Chop Down a Cherry Tree
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 8, 2014,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: With Stout Wooden Ships & A Tidal Wave of Heroes' Blood, Themistocles Unites a Free Greece Against the Rise of Artemisia's Empire & Can Sit at the Table
Posted by James Brown on Friday, March 7, 2014,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Dark Vengeance – Literally Made For Television
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, March 4, 2014,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: The Broken Circle Breakdown – A Heart-Wrenching Tale of Love, Loss, Religion and Bluegrass
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 1, 2014,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: In Non-Stop, Air Marshal Bill's Magic Blue Ribbon Isn't a Bad Defense from Terrorists Who'll Kill a Passenger Every 20 Minutes for $150MM
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 1, 2014,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Don't Be Afraid to Skip Son of God
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 1, 2014,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Thérèse and Laurent Don't Make a Sound & Keep Quiet In Their Secret Affair
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 23, 2014,
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REVIEW: For Those of Us About to Die of Boredom, We Don't Salute Pompeii or the Celt Horseman Milo
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 22, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: With The Wolf & The Albino on His Hit List, Cancer-Stricken Ethan Has 3 Days to Kill With Zoey as a Father Who Clearly Doesn't Know Best
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 22, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: About Last Night – Kevin Hart Plays Lando Calrissian To Michael Ealy’s Vader In This Sexy Romantic Comedy
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, February 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: In the City of Justice, Everything Is Connected by Starlight Except the Winter's Tale of Peter Lake & Beverly Penn
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 15, 2014,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: In the Matter of OmniCorp Vs. the Dreyfuss Act, RoboCop Alex Murphy Wins With an Assist from The Novak Element
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: For the Shadow-Kissed Dhampir Rose Hathaway Bound to Royal Moroi Lissa Dragomir, Weird Doesn't Begin to Cover It in Vampire Academy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 9, 2014,
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REVIEW: Everything Is Awesome in The Lego Movie When the Special Master Builder Emmet Finds the Piece of Resistance to Stop the Kragle Before Taco Tuesday
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 8, 2014,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: The Hunt A.K.A. Jagten – A Modern Day Scarlet Letter
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, February 8, 2014,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: To Protect the Bruges Madonna and Child & Prevent the Führer Museum, The Monuments Men Undertake One Boring Assignment
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 7, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Over Labor Day Weekend, Henry and Adele Wheeler Learn About Peach Pie & Baseball Thanks to Escaped Convict Frank Chambers
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 2, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Best Man Down – Lumpy’s Secret Life Is Uncovered In This Comedy Drama
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, January 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Gargoyles Ascending & Demons Descending, I, Frankenstein Is All About Adam Finding His Soul & His Higher Purpose
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: That Awkward Moment "The So" Is Exactly What These Boys Need to Fill Their Rosters, Plus Some Ice Cream & A 40 Oz. Malt Liquor
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 24, 2014,
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REVIEW: In the Shadows of the Frozen Deep, Charles Dickens Dryly Oscillates Between His Public Love & Secret Invisible Woman Nelly "Lawless" Ternan
Posted by James Brown on Monday, January 20, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Born From Death, the Antichrist Comes Through a Pregnant Sam During Her Last Hour in Devil's Due
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 19, 2014,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Jack Ryan Is a Napoleonic Shadow Recruit Who Meets Us Halfway in Waterloo
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: In a Ride Along Full of 126s, Black Hammer Kevin Hart Shows & Proves That He's Unfortunately Unlocked the Platinum Level
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 18, 2014,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: With a Blood-Stained Dress, Love Letter Emails & Suicide by Detergent, The Past Is Steeped in One Rich Mystery
Posted by James Brown on Monday, January 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: Whether Prince Alcides or Hercules Son of Zeus, This Legend Sucks
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 12, 2014,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Despite Mouth Cancer, "Lay Down Sally" and Truth-Telling Are Drug Addict Violet Weston's Specialties in August: Osage County
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Unlike the Movie, Marcus Luttrell, Frogman & Lone Survivor of Operation Red Wings, Is Saved by the Code of Honor Pashtunwali
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: The Grudgement Day Match Between Razor Sharp & Billy "The Kid" McDonnen Has a Few Too Many Butterscotch Jellybeans 30 Years Too Late
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, January 7, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite the Possessed Simon Game, Marked One Jesse Loses It With Anna & One Creepy Coven of Witches in This Paranormal Activity Spinoff
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 5, 2014,
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REVIEW: From Prisoner to President, Mandela Wears Some Long Trousers on His Long Walk to Freedom
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Her, Operating System 1 Samantha Learns to Love Letter Writer Theodore Twombly
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Wolf of Wall Street & Lude Addict Jordan Belfort Rises in a Straight Line from Pond Scum to One Rich Oompa Loompa Selling Pens at Stratton Oakmont
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 26, 2013,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: In Dry Revenge Flick 47 Ronin, Some Master-Less Samurai & A Half-Breed Trained By Demons Face Lord Kira & His Witch Mizuki
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, December 25, 2013,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Ground Control to Major Tom! Though Not Adventurous, Brave, or Creative, Ben Stiller Tries to Capture the Quintessence of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, December 25, 2013,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: In Anchorman 2, The Legend of Ron Burgundy Sadly Continues With the Global News Network (GNN), Infotainment & Jack Lame
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 21, 2013,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Saying No to Pears, Animation, & Everything Else, Mary Poppins' Family P.L. Travers is Perfectly Capable of Saving Mr. Banks
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 21, 2013,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: If We Had Wings, The Coens & Their Cat Ulysses Would Take Us Soaring From the Gaslight Cafe With Some Soulful Folk Songs in Inside Llewyn Davis
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 20, 2013,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: Tyler Perry’s A Madea Christmas – Time For Madea To Retire
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, December 15, 2013,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: The Desolation of Smaug Is All About the Burglar Hobbit Stealing the Arkenstone From the King Under the Mountain on Durin Day
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 13, 2013,
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REVIEW: In the Rotten & Delicious American Hustle, Irving Rosenfeld Survives Ice Fishing in Atlantic City With the FBI Thanks to Sydney's London Banking Connections
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 12, 2013,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Seeing The Great Beauty of Roma as a Vanishing Trick, Jep Gambardello, King of the High Life, Does Know Why He Never Wrote Another Novel
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 8, 2013,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Out Of the Furnace – Although the Acting Is Compelling At Times, This Depressing Tale Has a Bad Ending
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, December 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: For a New Truck & Compressor, Woody Grant Endures the Circling Vultures in Hawthorne on His Way to Lincoln, Nebraska for His Million Dollars
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 1, 2013,
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REVIEW: Black Nativity – Great Music, But This Langston Hughes’ Musical Is Thin On Substance
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, November 30, 2013,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: At a Homefront With Meadows & Horse Trails, Ex-Narc Phil Broker & His Daughter Maddy Get Into a Feud With Meth Cook Gator
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 28, 2013,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Frozen – For The First Time In Forever, A Disney Musical
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Thursday, November 28, 2013,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: In Philomena, the Evil Nuns at Roscrea Abbey Ease Martin Sixsmith's Choice Between Russian History & Human Interest Stories
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 27, 2013,
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REVIEW: All the Dumplings in the World Can't Help Spike Lee Answer the Fundamental Question About Evergreen Oldboy Joe Doucett
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 27, 2013,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Guardian Angel David Wozniak and His 533 Children Fail to Make the Delivery Man Any Different From Starbuck
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 23, 2013,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Tick Tock, Tick Tock... Remember Who the Real Enemy Is in Catching Fire Despite All the Moves and Countermoves in the 75th Hunger Games
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 22, 2013,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: The Best Man Holiday – A Shirtless Morris Chestnut And Friends Still Have It After “15” Years
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, November 17, 2013,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Reading About Grave Digging & Playing the Accordion, Book Thief Liesel and Her Papa Hans Don't Make the Cut
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 16, 2013,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: In Great Expectations, the Spider and a Mysterious Benefactor Are at Play with Pip
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 10, 2013,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Battling Against the FDA & AZT, AIDS-Stricken Bull Rider Ron Woodroof Launches the Dallas Buyers Club
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 9, 2013,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: With the Imminent Convergence of the Nine Realms and the Aether Released by Jane, Thor and Malekith Rock the Dark World
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 8, 2013,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: In How I Live Now, Daisy's Will Power Is Not Quite Enough, Especially When It Comes to Cow Cheese
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 6, 2013,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: In Kill Your Darlings, We Get No Inspired Vision of Lucien Carr's Guardian Angel Allen Ginsberg
Posted by James Brown on Monday, November 4, 2013,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: For Adèle, Emma's Blue is the Warmest, Sexiest Color
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: Ender’s Game – Wiggin Battles With Salamanders And Dragons Before Entering The Formic Wars
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, November 3, 2013,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: In Free Birds, the Pardoned Great Turkey Would Seriously Like Us to Eat Pizza for Thanksgiving
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 2, 2013,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: For the Flatbush Four in Last Vegas, No One Calls Them Names, Like a Movie That Sucks, Except Us
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Its Secret Formula for Happiness, About Time Takes Us on a Remarkably Fun Ride Through Tim's Extraordinary Ordinary Life
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 1, 2013,
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REVIEW: Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa – Irving Zisman And His Grandson Billy Invade Vending Machines, Strip Clubs, Funeral Homes, Parks and Weddings As They Make Their Way Across The Country
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, October 27, 2013,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: All Is Lost for the Virginia Jean and Her Crafty Captain Robert Redford
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: #HaveYouBeenBad? For All Its Drugs, Diamonds, & Cheetahs, The Counselor Strangely Doesn't Fit the Bill
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Carrie – Margaret And Carrie White Are A Terrifying Mother And Daughter Pair In This Remake Of A Stephen King Classic
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, October 20, 2013,
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REVIEW: Julian Assange May Have Hundreds of Volunteers in The Fifth Estate, But They Don't Get the Information Revolution Started Right
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: 12 Years a Slave, Solomon Northrup Brilliantly Plays the Fiddle as Georgia Runaway Platt to Survive Until Freedom is Opportunity
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Machete Kills – Machete Don’t Tweet, But He Slaughters Everything Else, Including Any Entertainment Value in This Grindhouse Movie Gone Wrong
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, October 13, 2013,
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REVIEW: Dr. Judith's Adult Children of Divorce Is Not Quite a Bestseller Even With Rick
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: Yankee Irish Captain Phillips Grabs Seat 15 for Dear Life When Somali Pirates Board the Cargo Ship the Maersk Alabama as Fishermen
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: Runner Runner – Richie Furst Fails in This Online Gambling Drama, #nodisrespecttobenaffleck
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, October 5, 2013,
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REVIEW: Given Clear Skies with a Chance of Satellite Debris, All Eyes Are on Dr. Ryan Stone and Her Journey Over that Big Blue Earth with No Gravity
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: For Spunky Little Girl Wadjda, Memorizing and Reciting the Koran is the Key to Riding Her Own Bike
Posted by James Brown on Monday, September 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: During Estate Manager François's Last Harvest, the Land Chooses Philippe to Be Paul's Son & Heir Instead of Martin
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: Baggage Claim – An Incredibly Predictable Rom Com, But You Can’t Totally Hate A Movie That Includes A New Edition Dance Routine
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, September 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: Masseuse Eva Hears More Than Enough Said about Her Flabby Boyfriend Albert from Human TripAdvisor and Poet Marianne
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 – Foodimals, Tacodiles, And Cheesespiders, Oh My!
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, September 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: Don Jon Loses Himself in the Hilarious Moment When Deciding Between One-Sided Internet Porn & Real Sex with Barbara Sugarman
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Formula One Racing Movie Rush, the Intense Rivalry Between Superstar James Hunt & Asshole Niki Lauda Blazes Like No Other
Posted by James Brown on Friday, September 27, 2013,
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REVIEW: Sex Addiction Comedy Thanks for Sharing Lets Its Inhibitions Run a Little Too Wild
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: Prisoners Is One Intense Abduction Thriller Chock Full of Snakes, Torture, and Mazes
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: Whether Meredith or Parker Crane, the Bride in Black and His Mother of Death Make Chapter 2 of Insidious Worth Skipping
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Normandy, France, The Blake Family Adds a Bad Chapter to Writer-Mobster Giovanni Manzoni's Memoirs
Posted by James Brown on Friday, September 13, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Afternoon Delight, Rachel Throws Sex Worker Bomb McKenna on Her Life With Husband Jeff Boyardee
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: Despite a Triple Threat Match Amongst Box Boy Santana, Big Daddy Johns & Riddick on Not Furya, This Sci-Fi Flick Lacks a Spine
Posted by James Brown on Friday, September 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: Thérèse Has the Wrong Ideas About Smoking Cigarettes, Arsenic Drops, and Especially the Pines
Posted by James Brown on Monday, September 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: Given Her Unwanted Pregnancy, Her Abusive Dad's Parole, and Her New Mini-Me Jayden at Short Term 12, Grace May Just Be Going Crazy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 1, 2013,
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REVIEW: When Ip Man's Wing Chun Meets Gong Er's 64 Hands in The Grandmaster, Everybody Wins the Chess Match
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 1, 2013,
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REVIEW: Former Race Car Driver Mr. Brent Magna Meets His Greatest Fan in One Stupid Movie Titled Getaway
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 31, 2013,
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REVIEW: After the Bombing of Borough Market in London-Based Thriller Closed Circuit, MI5's Powers are at Play But Beyond John Crowley's Control
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, August 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: The World’s End – The King And His Pals Tackle The Glorious Golden Mile Pub Crawl In This Ridiculously Fun Sci-Fi Comedy
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, August 25, 2013,
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REVIEW: It's Getting Hot in Here at Austenland With Aficionados Jane Erstwhile, Elizabeth Charming, and Henry Nobley
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Clary, Jace, and Bach, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Offers Some Pretty Mundane Shadow Hunters
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Machetes, Axes & Crossbows, the Lamb, Fox & Tiger Unleash Hell in You're Next
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: In a World Without the Legendary Don LaFontaine...Let the Amazon Games Begin Because a Voice is a Choice
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 18, 2013,
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REVIEW: Jobs – Steve Jobs As An Innovative Jerk
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, August 18, 2013,
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REVIEW: Cool Technology Like 3DPS and the Accura Phone Can't Make Up for a Lack of Thrills in Corporate Thriller Paranoia
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Butler Is the Tale of Two Faces Needed to Survive — the Subversive Black Domestic Cecil Gaines and Freedom Rider Louis Gaines
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Kick-Ass 2, Colonel Stars and Stripes' Justice Forever Fails to Deliver Against The Motherf*cker's Toxic-Mega C*nts
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Girl Next Door Linda Lovelace Obeys Her Husband Chuck Traynor and Becomes an Iconic Porn Star in Deep Throat
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Spectacular Now, Paper Girl Aimee Finecky Gets Alcoholic Sutter Keely to Write One Hell of a Personal Statement On Hardship
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters – Rick Riordan’s Second Book In The Olympians’ Series Comes To Life
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, August 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: Meerkat Frey Forever Grabs All the Fruit She Can From Elysium While Standing on Hippo Max
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Planes, Farm Boy and Love Machine Dusty Crophopper Takes His Wings Around the Globe, But Not Quite Around Greatness
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: Counting to Three & Chasing TLC's Waterfalls, The Millers Bring a Smidge and a Half of Pablo Chacon's Marijuana But No Comedy
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, August 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: In I Give It a Year, I Never Knew Love Like This Before
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: Popping Xanax Pills and Talking to Herself, Blue Jasmine Can't Get Past Her Past With Hal and That Fateful Song Blue Moon
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: With a Looming Smurf-a-geddon, & One Naughty Smurfette, the Smurfs Clan & the Winslow-Doyles Smurf It Up Too Much in The Smurfs 2
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: In 2 Guns, Robbing Tres Cruces is Worse Than Robbing the Bank Across the Street From a Diner With the Best Donuts in Three Counties
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: Drinking Buddies Kate & Luke Act Like Fanatics By Ignoring the Love in the Atmosphere
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, July 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The To Do List, Newbie Brandy Clark Does the Back Door But Not for Lifeguard Rusty Waters
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 27, 2013,
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REVIEW: According to Yashida, The Wolverine is a Ronin, a Samurai Without a Master
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Turbo – That Snail Is Fast
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, July 22, 2013,
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REVIEW: R.I.P.D. – Men In Black With Dead-ohs
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: Back in Exolife in Ocean City, Playwright Imogene Duncan is the Girl Most Likely to Kill George Bousche But Not Backstreet Boys Fan Lee
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 20, 2013,
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REVIEW: With the Angel of Vengeance Running the Show, Only God Forgives Is Drive on Crack in Thailand
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 20, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Fruitvale Station, Oscar Grant Tragically Doesn't Get the 30 Days Oprah Recommends to Form His New Habits
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 20, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Conjuring, Demonologist & Clairvoyant Ed & Lorraine Warren Endure Infestation, Oppression, & Possession With Witch Bathsheba
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: With a Wikileaks Cable on Project Nightshade & Bailey's Red Mercury, Frank, Marvin, and Sarah Hit Paris, Moscow, & London in Red 2
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Hairy Crystal Fairy & Pollo & the Magical San Pedro Cactus & the World's End in 2012 on the Mayan Calendar & One Crazy Movie
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, July 18, 2013,
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REVIEW: Unfortunately for Vampires Clara and Eleanor, Neil Jordan Throws the Pages of Their Story at Byzantium to the Wind
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: Pacific Rim – Jaegers Battle Kaijus In This Godzilla Meets Voltron Meets War Of The Worlds Flick
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: Cop Shaquille O'Neal, Frat Boy Taylor Lautner, and Bully Stone Cold Can't Save the 80s Burpsnart-Filled Disaster Called Grown Ups 2
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: With a Psychic, an Actor, a Dominatrix, and Three Gay Male Flight Attendants, I'm Not So Excited for Peninsula Flight 2549
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Way, Way Back, Pop-N-Lock Duncan Leaves the Riptide Beach House and Hits the Slides at Water Wizz
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 5, 2013,
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REVIEW: Despicable Me 2 – Gru, Kevin, Stuart And The Other Minions Work With The AVL To Bring Down A Mystery Villain In This Fun Sequel
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, July 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Spirit Walker Kemosabe and Comanche Spirit Warrior Tonto, The Lone Ranger May Not Be the Wrong Brother of Pirates After All
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, July 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Unfinished Song, Rusty Old Banger Arthur Shows His True Colors When His Wife Marion Says Let's Talk About Sex
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Heat – Werkin’ Girls Bring Laughs In This Buddy Cop Romp
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: For White House Down, the Pen is Not Quite Mightier Than the Sword Despite Being a Die Hard Knockoff With Political Overtones
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Ovarian Hysteria & Sexually Stimulating Attacks, the Desensitized Augustine is the Most Sensual Patient of All
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: Female Suicide Bomber Siham Leaves a Big Mess for Her Doctor Husband Amin in The Attack
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: Joss Whedon's Foray Into Shakespeare With Much Ado About Nothing Does Prove That Man is a Giddy Thing
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 22, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Bling Ring Hits Up Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, & Orlando Bloom for Cash & Clothes But Completely Misses the Mark
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 22, 2013,
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REVIEW: Monsters University – We Scare Because We Care
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 22, 2013,
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REVIEW: In World War Z, the Number 12 Train Helps the World's Best Serial Killer Mother Nature Infect Everyone Except the 10th Man
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Man of Steel, A Modern Superman Proves That Evolution Wins Most of the Time
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: This Is The End – Jay and Seth Versus The Apocalypse At James Franco’s House
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Friday, June 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The East, Preventing Eco-Terrorist Jams Proves to Be a Challenge for Hiller Brood Operative Sarah Moss
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 8, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Kings Of Summer – Joe, Patrick And Biaggio Brave The Forest And Boston Market In This Endearing Coming Of Age Story
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 8, 2013,
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REVIEW: Blessed Be the New Founding Fathers of America, a Nation Reborn With One Big Moral Dilemma Called The Purge
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: Before Midnight, Take a Time Machine Back to Six Lovely Weeks in the Peloponnesian Islands
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: Stuck in a Blender But Now Saving Lives, Billy and Nick Get Us Psyched for One Hilarious Google Internship and a Vicious Quidditch Match
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Now You See Me, the Four Horsemen Employ the Targeted Deception and Misdirection of Magic for the Eye and for Shrike
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 31, 2013,
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REVIEW: Father-Son Sci-Fi Flick After Earth Does a Little Too Much Ghosting Because of the Fear Factor Named Ursa
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 31, 2013,
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REVIEW: Ahoy Sexy! Frances Ha is Definitely Undateable With All Her Wild Antics That Aren't Really Antics
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 25, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Epic Clash Between Leafmen & Boggans Over a Pod Proves That There Are Many Leaves But One Tree...Plus a Couple of Stompers
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: When It Comes to Toretto's Family Code Versus Shaw's Precision in Fast & Furious 6, the Samoan Thor Luke Hobbs Steals the Show
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Hangover Part III – Leslie Chow Leads The Wolfpack Through Tijuana and Vegas, But The Party Is Clearly Over
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Friday, May 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: From a Porn Lab to the Mob, The Iceman is One Cold-Blooded Contract Killer
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Star Trek Into Darkness – Captain Kirk, The Mysterious John Harrison, and Robocop Mix It Up Aboard The NCC-1701 In This Phenomenal Sci-Fi Flick
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Thursday, May 16, 2013,
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REVIEW: In the House Is All About Math Tutor Claude Peeping Through the Keyhole at Middle Class Woman Esther and Her Watercolors
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Peanuts, Chocolate Kennedys, & Moby Dick Day, Tyler Perry Presents Some Strange Peeples
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: My Brother the Devil is a Terrorist, Not a Homo???
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 11, 2013,
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REVIEW: Kiss of the Damned Is One Steamy Erotic Mess of a Vampire Movie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 11, 2013,
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REVIEW: Even With Bootlegging, Boozing, & Partying, Old Sport Jay Gatsby Lacks Valor Extraordinaire and Any Hope Whatsoever
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: Kon-Tiki is a Slow Ride Through an Interesting Theory
Posted by Zach Davis on Monday, May 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: Number One in Seven Counties, Henry Whipple Will Expand or Die At Any Price, Including Reselling Liberty Seeds
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 5, 2013,
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REVIEW: Love Is Not Quite All You Need When There Are Lemons from Italy
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die...Mechanic Tony Stark's Avengers Demons & Aldrich Killian's Extremis Are Giving Him Anxiety Attacks in Iron Man 3
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: Mud, Ellis, & Neckbone Make One Good Deal for a Boat, a Pistol, and Love
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: A Malt Mill is the Whisky of Choice in The Angels' Share
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: Blancanieves - A Silent Film Turns Snow White Into A Bullfighter And Brings New Tragedy To The Fairytale
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, April 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: For the Love of the Mets and Graffiti, Gimme the Loot is All About Malcolm and Sophia Bombing the Apple at Shea Stadium
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 27, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Big Wedding: Dirty Talk, Catholicism, Sex And Scandal For The AARP Crowd
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, April 27, 2013,
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REVIEW: Sun Gym Bodybuilder Danny Lugo is a Doer Trying to Gain the American Dream, But Teaming with El Dad & Torturing Pepe Only Bring Pain
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Oblivion, Jack Harper and Julia Make Quite an Effective Team Despite Scavengers, Drones, and Even Victoria
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: If You're a Member of the Weather Underground Organization Like Nick Sloan, Secrets are the Only Company You Keep
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: To the Wonder Does Nothing to Awaken the Love, That Divine Presence Within Us
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: In the Bloody Hypnosis Thriller Trance, Strawberry is the Word You Can't Forget
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 13, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Vacuum Cleaners Partying, Erica Ash Ghettoizing Black Swan, and Morgan Freeman Narrating, Scary Movie 5 is Just Plain Weird
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 13, 2013,
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REVIEW: Mr. Rickey Helps Number 42 Jackie Robinson Control His Temper and Go Home Sweet Home on the Baseball Field
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: Luciano Holds onto His Big Brother Dreams Too Long, Which is a Sad Reality for Moviegoers
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Bank Robbers, Corrupt Cops, and Bitter Sons, The Place Beyond the Pines is the Place Where Luke and Avery Show Their True Colors
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Evil Dead, the Intervention for Drug Addict Mia Seriously Backfires, and the Evil Book Takes Withdrawal to New, Bloody Lows
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 5, 2013,
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REVIEW: The 533 Children Father-To-Be David Wozniak Had Under the Alias Starbuck Apparently Weren't Enough
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Host - The Wanderer, Wanda and Melanie Battle The Seeker In Stephenie Meyer’s New Film
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Sapphires, Bridesmaids' Chris O'Dowd and the Songbirds Take Some Aboriginal Soul on the Road to Vietnam
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: Temptation: Confessions Of A Marriage Counselor – If You’ve Seen The Trailer, You’ve Seen The Movie
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: In G.I. Joe, Project Zeus Offers Cobra Commander Some Fitting Retaliation, But Roadblock is Here
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: On the Road, Dean and Sal Have More Sex, Drugs, and Liquor Than I Thought Humanly Possible
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Like Someone in Love, Millipedes Akiko and Noriaki Quarrel All the Time
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Ginger & Rosa, the Young War Protester and Dad's Side Chick Can't Be Best Friends Forever
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: Olympus Has Fallen – They’ve Taken The White House! Where is Dennis Rodman When You Need Him?
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, March 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: Thanks to Boring Old Portia, the Secret to Getting Into Princeton-Based Comedy Admission is That You Just Can't
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: Spring Break Forever Bitches! These Four Little Chickies' Trip to Florida Seems Like a Dream
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Croods 3D – Cavemen, They’re Just Like Us
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Stoker, Both India and Charlie Put Dad's Belt to Bloody Good Use
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Upside Down, Pink Bees and TransWorld's Inverse Matter Are the Cure to All Adam and Eden's Double Gravity Woes
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Beyond the Hills, No Confession or Exorcism Can Cure Alina's Evil Spirit or the Movie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 16, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Brain Rapist, Rance Holloway, and the Astonishing Jane Can't Save the Magical Friendship of Burt Wonderstone and Anton Marvelton
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 16, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Call Packs Plenty Of Suspense And Emotional Pull, But Veers Off Course When Berry Leaves The Hive
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 16, 2013,
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REVIEW: Heaven or Hell, Lore Will Do What She Must to Get to Her Omi in Hamburg
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: Emperor — The Fate of This Living God Is Not the Spark That Keeps This Movie Alive
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Revenge Flick Dead Man Down, 719 Is All About Killing the Devil Slowly, Not When You Find Him
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: With the Help of China Girl, the Sour Puss Nook, and One Funny Flying Monkey Named Finley, the Con Man Oz is Indeed Great and Powerful
Posted by James Brown on Friday, March 8, 2013,
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REVIEW: Voting NO Against Pinochet Means Happiness is Coming for Our Comrades in Chile; YES Means a Better Sex Life With the Same Old Dictator
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Last Exorcism Part II, Abalam Fails to Seduce Us When Nell Says This Demon Isn't Real
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: In 21 & Over, Jeff Chang and His Boys Have Anything But an Awesome Night With an Indian Chief and Some Latina Sorority Sisters
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: Jack The Giant Slayer 3D – Between Heaven And Earth, Jack And The King’s Guardians Battle Some Pretty Ruthless Giants
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: Snitch – The Rock Enters The Drug War To Save His Son, But Doesn’t Quite Lay The Smackdown
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, February 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Dark Skies, the Sandman and the Grays Do Nothing But Let Us Down
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: The ABC’s Of Death – 26 Tales Of Horror By 26 Different Directors
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, February 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Safe Haven – An Incredibly Long Tale Involving Domestic Violence And Rediscovering Love Set In The Familiar Town Of Southport, North Carolina
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, February 18, 2013,
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REVIEW: Light or Dark, Caster Lena Duchannes Doesn't Exactly Take Gatlin by Storm in Beautiful Creatures
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 16, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Sorcerer And The White Snake – A Cheesy Martial Arts Meets Demon Fantasy Tale
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, February 16, 2013,
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REVIEW: After Your Latest Outing in A Good Day to Die Hard Detective McClane, Forget the Vacation in Chernobyl. Just Retire.
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 15, 2013,
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REVIEW: Knife Fight – The Master Of Disaster Shows The End Justifies The Means In This Political Drama
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, February 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Murder, Insider Trading, & Conspiracy, Sleepwalking is One of the Milder Side Effects of Depression Drug Ablixa
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: Whether Sandy Bigelow Patterson or Dawn Budgie, Melissa McCarthy is One Funny Identity Thief
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: For Stand Up Guys Pacino, Walken, and Arkin, It's Time to Kick Ass or Chew Gum?! Seriously?
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: Crawlspace – An Evil Eve, Aliens and Telepathy Could Not Save This Australian Sci-Fi Horror Flick
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, February 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: Warm Bodies Exhumes the Zombie Movie Genre and Cures It with a Fresh, Funny Tale of Romance
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: At the Beecham House Annual Gala, the Quartet Brings Down the House with Verdi's Rigoletto
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: What is Movie 43? A Series of Ridiculous Shorts About the iBabe, Leprechauns, and a Cat Named Beezel
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters 3D – Not Exactly Grimm’s Fairytale
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Even With the Chaos from Danzinger and Chicago, Parker Doesn't Follow Through on Delivering a Decent Action Flick
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 25, 2013,
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REVIEW: Struck By Lightning – Glee’s Chris Colfer Branches Out In This Tribeca Indie Flick
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, January 20, 2013,
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REVIEW: Lily, Mama, Victoria. The Helvecia Cabin is a Full House of Horror
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Last Stand at the Mexican Border, the Sheriff of Summerton Puts a Cheesy Hurtin' on Druglord Gabriel Cortez
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Like the Bolton Village Sale, Broken City Just Doesn't Add Up
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 19, 2013,
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GUEST POST: Skyfall- Will This Be Daniel Craig's Last Bond Movie?
Posted by Jessica Piscos on Thursday, January 17, 2013,
REVIEW: John Dies At The End – I Should Have Read The Book And Had A Shot of Soy Sauce Before Watching This Wacky Comedy Horror Trip
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, January 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: Amour Is a Superior Distraction About the Tragic Beauty of Long Life and One Bold Pigeon
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 13, 2013,
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REVIEW: Paranormal Activity Spoof A Haunted House Keeps Its Eye on Sex, Not Comedy
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Zero Dark Thirty, Maya's Canaries Follow Courier Abu Ahmed to Deliver Justice Upon Osama bin Laden
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: In the Matter of Progress vs. a Better Future, Gangster Squad Loses Its Badge
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 11, 2013,
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REVIEW: Please Stand By...Bad Movie Alert for Not Fade Away
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 5, 2013,
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REVIEW: Texas Chainsaw 3D Can't Get Around the Good Book or August 19th
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: In the Absolut Madness of Promised Land, Athena Dirties Up the Natural Gas Business
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: If Parental Guidance is the Voice of Fartie Decker, Billy Crystal Needs to Use Some New Words
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, December 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: Django Unchained – A Western, Slavery-Themed Revenge Flick
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, December 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: Les Misérables. I Dreamed a Dream of Time Gone by With Prisoner 24601, the French Revolution, and the Perfect Christmas Movie
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Rust and Bone is OPé (Operational)
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: Fasten Your Seatbelt Because The Impossible Shoots for the Stars
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: This Is 40 – Sex, Weed, Kids and Lost
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, December 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: Like James Barr's Crime Scene, Jack Reacher is Too Good to Be True
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Scieoclean, Deleted Messages, and Peanut M&M's, The Guilt Trip Doesn't Make a Great Sales Pitch
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Details is a Disastrous Series of Bad Dreams About Raccoons
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: Save the Date is an Authentic Romance with Plenty of Drawings
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Hot Dogs, Mistresses, and 1812 Cartoons, Hyde Park on Hudson Takes a Swing at History and Misses
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: Though Not a Burglar, Hobbit Bilbo Baggins Goes on an Unexpectedly Funny Adventure Through the Misty Mountains
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 14, 2012,
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REVIEW: Despite the Comedy, Home Looks Like a Much Better Option Than Deadfall
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: Playing For Keeps – Painfully Dull And Underwhelming
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, December 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: Like America, Killing Them Softly is All About the Almighty Dollar
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: Hitchcock is a Fiendishly Entertaining Look at the Man Hiding in the Corner with a Camera Watching
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 24, 2012,
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REVIEW: As a Hobo, Motion Capture Actor, & Leprechaun, Monsieur Oscar Likes to Punish Others in Holy Motors, Including Us
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: Life of Pi – Ang Lee Brings Yann Martel’s Novel, And One Amazing Tiger, To Life
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Thursday, November 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Wolverines Throw Some Dirt on Red Dawn
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: Believe in Rise of the Guardians Because the Moon Said So
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: Despite the Trash Bag for Attire, Mr. Excelsior Runs with Greatness in Silver Linings Playbook
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Despite Bingo, the Cemetery, and Paris, Starlet Is All About the Benjamins
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Anna Karenina's Impure Love Doesn't Get the Job Done. What a Sin!
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: With the Merchant of Venice and the Loch Ness Monster, Breaking Dawn Part 2 Almost Breaks the Crappy Twilight Mold
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: What Sex is This Carrot Cheyenne? This Must Be the Place Doesn't Even Know
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 11, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Steven Spielberg's Compass, Lincoln Finds Its True North
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 10, 2012,
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REVIEW: In Skyfall, The Last Two Rats Eat Each Other Alive for Our Pleasure
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Fugue Unleashes Their Passion in A Late Quartet
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 4, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Loneliest Planet May Just Be the Most Boring Too
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: When There's Money, Things Get Funny in Jungle Village and RZA Gets Down to Bloody Business as The Man with the Iron Fists
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: Wreck-it Ralph 3D – A Fun Romp With Villains from Pac-Man, Streetfighter and Super Mario Brothers
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, November 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Bottles, Cans, & Even Minis, Whip Keeps the Drinks Flowing in Flight
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 2, 2012,
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REVIEW: Abraham's Sons Isaac & Ishmael Find a Common Bond in The Other Son
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, October 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Violins, Shipyards, and Secret Letters, Simon and the Oaks is Really the War of the Dads
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: Despite Spidey, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and One Mean Kitty Fun Size Is Just Not Worth Fighting For
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 28, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Children of the Tides May Understand the Four Pillars of the Human Foundation, But Chasing Mavericks Doesn't Quite Understand the Four Pillars of Good Filmmaking
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 28, 2012,
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REVIEW: For Ellen: An Ode To Deadbeat Dads
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, October 27, 2012,
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REVIEW: Full of Flashbacks & Flash-Forwards, the Cloud Atlas Sextet is an Ambitious, Brilliant, & Beautiful Composition
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 27, 2012,
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REVIEW: Alessa & the Order of Valtiel Don't Bring the Darkness in Silent Hill: Revelation 3D
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: Kate May Have a Boring New Life in Smashed, But There's Always Some Moist Cake Around
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: Alex Cross- Madea Versus A Psychopath
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, October 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: Katie and Hunter Drop the Ball in Paranormal Activity 4
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 19, 2012,
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REVIEW: A Sex Surrogate. A Wild Priest. An Iron Lung. The Sessions Will Touch You with Its Kinky Words
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, October 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Seven Psychopaths-An Eye For An Eye Leaves The Whole World Blind, Except For The Last Guy Standing
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, October 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Argo is No Longer a Fake Movie or a Fake Hit
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Here Comes The Boom - The King Of Queens Takes On MMA To Show That Without Music Life Would Be A Mistake
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, October 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Mr. Boogie is Anything But Sinister. Try Infinitely Boring.
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 12, 2012,
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REVIEW: In The Oranges, the Old Cow Eating the Young Grass Does Not Lead to a Happy Movie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: I'm Not Getting Good Vibrations About The Paperboy. This is a Weird One!
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: When a Dog Gets a Bone, It Makes a Sequel...Taken 2
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: Hotel Transylvania May Be Paradise for Monsters, But It's Not My Zing
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: Pitch Perfect Hits Most of the Right Notes
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: Though Won't Back Down Says "Yes We Can", This Movie Really Has No Hope
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: Butter - Jennifer Garner Versus An African Iowan
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, September 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: Looper Closes the Loop. Bruce Willis is Killing It!
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: Dear Friend, The Perks of Being a Wallflower is Infinitely Entertaining
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: 10 Years Tries Too Hard to Be the Best You've Never Had
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: In The Master, Paul Thomas Anderson Finds His Inherent State of Perfect
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: End of Watch is a Cop Mockumentary with a Foul Mouth
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: Trouble with the Curve Has a Little Trouble of Its Own...Moneyball
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: As Judge, Jury, and Executioner, the Sentence is Always Death with Dredd
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: Carrie Ann Is Insane in House at the End of the Street
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Friday, September 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: For the Love of Ludo, Little White Lies Reveals His Real Friends and the Weasels
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: When the Angel of Death Faces the Power of Prayer, We Get Chicken with Plums
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Fraud & Involuntary Manslaughter on His Résumé, Robert Miller Has No Problem Playing the Devilish Role of the Patriarch in Arbitrage
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: Resident Evil: Retribution – A Played Out Video Game With No Plot
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, September 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Words: Incomplete
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, September 9, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Cold Light Of Day: Sigourney And Bruce Still Kickin’ Butt
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, September 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Jackals, DustBuster Olympics, and Pizza Pillows, Sleepwalk with Me is All About the Dreams
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: For a Good Time, Call...1-900-MMM-HMMM, a Phone Sex Hotline That'll Keep You Busting Out Laughing
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Possession: A Lightweight Exorcist Loosely Based On A True Story
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, September 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Moonshine Bootlegging Bondurant Brothers May Think They're Invincible, But Lawless Shows All Their Flaws
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, August 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: Bachelorette: Mean Girls As Bridesmaids Kind Of Sucks
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, August 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Spankings, Jumping Jacks, & Rape, Compliance Shows That Prank Phone Calls Aren't So Harmless
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: When the Rat Becomes the Unit of Currency, a Specter by the Name of Robert Pattinson Haunts Cosmopolis
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Memory Problems, Gardening, and Theft, Robot & Frank Showcases How Old People are Sharper Than You Think
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: While No Brakes May Mean Death for Wilee, Premium Rush is the Deadliest Thing of All for the Coyote Man
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Hit and Run Pounces, Drives and Crashes into a Theater Near You
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Friday, August 24, 2012,
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REVIEW: 2 Days In New York: An Understated Chris Rock Shines In This Cross-Cultural Rom Com
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, August 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: Sparkle: Dreamgirls Without The Budget
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, August 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Norman May Be a Freak, But ParaNorman Freakin' Rocks
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Despite All the Cheese, The Expendables 2 Reunites the Babysitters with the Lone Wolf Chuck Norris. No Matter How Bad It Gets, You Can't Go Wrong with Chuck.
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: While He's the Boy Who Keeps on Giving Leaves, Timothy Green Is Far from Perfect & Leads an Odd Life
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Celeste and Jesse Keep Fighting for Love Forever, But It Becomes More About Being Right Than Happy
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 11, 2012,
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REVIEW: Aaron Cross Takes Up the Bourne Legacy, While Sin-Eater Eric Byer Tries to Burn Operation Outcome Down to the Ground
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 11, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Campaign is Taking Care of Business
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 10, 2012,
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REVIEW: Dr. Feld Breaks Some Noses to Get Things Going for Arnold and Kay in Hope Springs
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 10, 2012,
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REVIEW: Killer Joe Actually Made KFC Disgusting. No More Chicken for Me.
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: While the Fall Enslaves Us All, Bad Filmmaking Enslaves Total Recall
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 4, 2012,
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REVIEW: Farewell, My Queen is the Wrong Title for This Movie. 'Goodbye' is Not in Sidonie's Vocabulary
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: In Trishna, Freida Pinto Blossoms Like a Jasmine Flower & Then Shows Us the Sad Truth Love Has Taught Her
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: Step Up Revolution – So You Think You Can Dance Does The Movies
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Orgies, Magnum Condoms, & Green Semen, The Watch Keeps Its Eye on All Kinds of Sex But Not Another Damn Thing
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 28, 2012,
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REVIEW: When Calvin Makes Ruby Sparks Real, She Becomes a Dream Come True for Moviegoers
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, July 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: He May Only Find Pain When He Gets Back in the Game, But The Dark Knight Rises to the Occasion
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: Despite Manipulative Sirens, Pirate Apes, & Continental Drifts, Ice Age Understands the Most Important Thing — Family
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 14, 2012,
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REVIEW: Take This Waltz — Playful Flirtation, Lust, Marriage and The “A” Word
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: For the Love of Strong Weed, Savages Gets Down to Bloody Business
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: As the Fabric of Her Universe Unravels, Hushpuppy Learns How to Survive in the Bathtub in Beasts of the Southern Wild
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 7, 2012,
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REVIEW: In a World Without Weakness, The Amazing Spider-Man Nearly Succeeds at Becoming Amazing
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, July 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: In People Like Us, Sam Leans Into It Despite the Fact That He Has a Certain Talent for Running Away From His Family's Drama
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Witness Protection: Time For Madea To Retire
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: Magic Mike — I Want To Go To There, But Only For Channing Tatum’s Dancing
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: In To Rome With Love, Woody Allen Gives Us Inexplicable Fame, Passionate Romance, and Impeccable Singing in the Shower
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: Ted Can't Quite Find the Right Gear, But He Can Show Some Love for Flash Gordon's Sam Jones
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: God Bless America — A Vicious Indictment of American Culture
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, June 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: You Can Get All Your Classic Rock While Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: Brave — Solid, But Not Courageous Enough
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: History Remembers the Battle But Forgets the Blood. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Remembers the Blood But Forgets How to Make a Good Movie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: In the Matter of Lola Versus Love, Saturn Is Telling Lola to Be Selfish and Do Her
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: That's My Boy Sucks. Wassssssssssuuuuup With That?
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Indian & the Lesbian Get Some Good Work Experience By Stalking Folks & Traveling Back in Time in Safety Not Guaranteed
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: Getting Drunk, Going Down, & Getting Weird. Jack and Hannah Clearly Have a Good Time in Your Sister's Sister
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: Rock of Ages — Rock-n-Roll, Sex, and 80’s Hair
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: Bel Ami May Not Be a King, But Being a Manwhore Pays Well Enough
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 9, 2012,
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REVIEW: Chickens, Sparrows, and Peacocks. Peace, Love & Misunderstanding Has a Serious Obsession with Birds...and Weed
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 9, 2012,
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REVIEW: With References Like Kool & the Gang and Earth, Wind & Fire, Driss Gives Us One Wild Ride in The Intouchables
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 9, 2012,
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REVIEW: Whether With a Feather Duster or the Jolly Molly, Hysteria Always Satisfies With Some Old School Sex Toys
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: Prometheus Has Some Big Questions For the Engineers & the Real Engineer Ridley Scott Gives Some Damn Good Answers
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: ¡Viva Cristo Rey! This Doesn't Mean You Won't Need Some Tequila During For Greater Glory Though
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 7, 2012,
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REVIEW: Sam, Suzy, & the Orchestra Bring the Thunder During the Black Beacon Storm in Moonrise Kingdom
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 2, 2012,
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REVIEW: Snow White and the Huntsman — Not Your Mother’s Fairytale
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 2, 2012,
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REVIEW: Polisse. That's How the Good Lord Works
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: Men in Black 3 — Will Smith Is In The Building
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, May 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: Yes Amanda, Your Friends Are Morons and So Are You in Chernobyl Diaries
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: What You're Fixin' to Get in Bernie is Some Good Old Texas Charm and a Damn Good Comedy
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 19, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Dictator – Politically Incorrect Fun
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, May 19, 2012,
In :
0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: What to Expect When You’re Expecting — Pregnancy Sucks
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, May 19, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: With Chicken Burritos, Mighty Mo, & the Art of War, Hasbro's Battleship is a Transformers Wannabe
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 18, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: The Perfect Family Plays Like a Lifetime Movie
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, May 16, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: With Super Secret Handshakes, Earthworms, & Time Travel, Sound of My Voice Puts Its Own Spin on Cult Movies
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 13, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Blood Is Thicker Than Water, But Barnabas Fights on for the Collins Family in Vain in Dark Shadows
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 12, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Sink or Swim, The Old Folks Do It Up in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 5, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: When the Ants Get the Boot, The Avengers Kick Some Ass. Then They Get Some Shawarma.
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 4, 2012,
In :
0.00% Water
REVIEW: Monsieur Lazhar is the King of the Hill with a Classroom Full of Trees and Chrysalises
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 29, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: The Moth Diaries – 82 Minutes Too Long
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, April 29, 2012,
In :
0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Leading Is Dangerous Business, and We Have a Pope Who Knows It
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 29, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Quoth The Raven, "Nevermore Shall I Torture Myself with This Crap!"
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 28, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Goon — Opens Up A Seriously Funny Can of Whoopass
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, April 28, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Jason Statham Eats Bullets for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner in Safe. That's Just Good Business Right There.
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 28, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Five-Year Engagement May Be the Five-Year Comedy, but It Brings Plenty of Laughs with Elmo, Cookie Monster, & Doughnuts
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 28, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: In Its Search for the Light, The Only Destiny That The Lucky One Finds is Deep Darkness
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 21, 2012,
In :
0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Despite the Gender War, Think Like a Man Doesn't Hate the Player. It Just Changes the Game...For the Better
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 21, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Algebra of Love. With Too Many Doufi and Not Enough Playboy Operators, Damsels in Distress Doesn't Quite Get the Math Right
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 15, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Moe, Larry, and Curly are Back as The Three Stooges, But Why? Just Let the Damn Eye Poke Stay Retired.
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 15, 2012,
In :
0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Lockout Takes Crappy Movies to the Next Frontier—Space
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 14, 2012,
In :
0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Brake- Don’t Stop For This Crap
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, April 14, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Puppet Masters Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon Bring Blood and Brutality to Reality TV with The Cabin in the Woods
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 14, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: ATM - Getting A Few Bucks Has Never Been So Deadly
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, April 7, 2012,
In :
0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: American Reunion May Be Filled With All Kinds of Sex, But It Ain't That Funny
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 7, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Aunque los Rancheros Dicen que Saben Nada, Saben lo que es Cómico en Casa de Mi Padre. (Even Though The Rancheros Claim They Nothing, They Know What's Funny in Casa de Mi Padre.)
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 6, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: If the American Educational System is Dead, Detachment is the Eulogy
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 6, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: The Kid with a Bike Is a Scrappy Little Pitbull
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 1, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: The Deep Blue Sea Is Lethally Romantic
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 31, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Mirror, Mirror – Decent, But Not The Fairest Of Them All
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Friday, March 30, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: In Wrath of the Titans, Randomness Is the Name of the Game
Posted by James Brown on Friday, March 30, 2012,
In :
0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Delicacy May Not Find the Right Balance, But You Can with a Little Wine
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 24, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Raid: Redemption Is a Bloodbath That Just Fits
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 24, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: The Girl on Fire Has a Promising Start in The Hunger Games
Posted by James Brown on Friday, March 23, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: The Snowtown Murders- A Painfully Brutal Australian Drama
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, March 20, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Jeff Should've Stayed at Home
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 17, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: The Decoy Bride – Not Quite Bridget Jones, But Decent
Posted by Mary Dieng on Saturday, March 17, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: 21 Jump Street Ain't What It Used To Be
Posted by James Brown on Friday, March 16, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Salmon Fishing in the Yemen Has a Little Bit of Something for Everyone
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 11, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Friends with Kids- The Bridesmaids Cast Grows Up In This Sexy Rom Com
Posted by Mary Dieng on Sunday, March 11, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Being Flynn Is All About Being Homeless on the Cold, Hard Streets
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 11, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: The Comeback Has Ended for Eddie Murphy. A Thousand Words Says It in a Thousand Ways
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 10, 2012,
In :
0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Silent House Is Authentically Mediocre
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 10, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: John Carter of Mars, Welcome to the Big Screen. What Took You So Long?
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 10, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: We Need To Talk About Kevin...Seriously. This Kid Is Evil!
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 8, 2012,
In :
0.00% Water
REVIEW: The Forgiveness of Blood - The Kanun And Blood Feuds
Posted by Mary Dieng on Tuesday, March 6, 2012,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: A Separation Is Undeniably Riveting
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 3, 2012,
In :
0.00% Water
REVIEW: Declaration of War- A Parent’s Worst Nightmare
Posted by Mary Dieng on Saturday, March 3, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie Is a Billion Dollar Piece of Crap
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 3, 2012,
In :
0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Project X Is Anything But Epic
Posted by James Brown on Friday, March 2, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Gone is a Well-Intentioned Thriller on Crack
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 25, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Hippies, and Sex, and Drugs! Oh, My! Wanderlust Throws the Kitchen Sink at Moviegoers
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 25, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Tyler Perry's Good Deeds – Not Too Bad
Posted by Mary Dieng on Saturday, February 25, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Damn Few Have Every Reason to Be Proud of Act of Valor...Except for Some Bad Acting
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 24, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: I'm Not a Racist, But I Know Somebody Who Is — Dave Brown in Rampart
Posted by James Brown on Monday, February 20, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Ghost Rider Has a Spirit of Vengeance, But It's Still One Ride You Don't Wanna Take
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 17, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: This Means War Means Business
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, February 15, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Kill List - A Brutal, Disturbing Thriller
Posted by Mary Dieng on Sunday, February 12, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Journey 2: The Mysterious Island - Terminal Intensity For Kids
Posted by Mary Dieng on Saturday, February 11, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Moments of Impact. The Vow Offered Very Few of Them.
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 11, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Safe House Plays It Too Safe
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 10, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Perfect Sense – A Sexy Love Story In The Midst Of the Apocalypse
Posted by Mary Dieng on Saturday, February 4, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Woman in Black Takes Us Way Back
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 4, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Chronicle Rocks!
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 4, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Loosies – Pickpockets Have Problems Too
Posted by Mary Dieng on Sunday, January 29, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Albert Nobbs Is a Daft Picture of Repression
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 29, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: One for the Money Is One for the Crapper
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 28, 2012,
In :
0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Albatross – A Lightweight, Less Provocative American Beauty
Posted by Mary Dieng on Saturday, January 28, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: The Man on a Ledge Should Go Ahead and Jump Off. It Would Make My Day.
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 28, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: The Grey Is a Smart Movie, But It's Also Really Stupid
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 27, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close Is Extremely Slow & Incredibly Boring
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 22, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Red Tails Never Takes Off From the Runway
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 21, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Haywire Satisfies But Does Not Electrify
Posted by Mary Dieng, Esq. on Saturday, January 21, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Underworld Is a Kickass Awakening to the Vampire & Werewolf Genre
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 20, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Angelina Jolie's In the Land of Blood and Honey Is Quite Savage But Very Rarely Sweet
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 15, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Roman Polanski Gives Us Carnage of a Delicious Kind
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 15, 2012,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: As Margaret Thatcher, Meryl Streep Gives Us the Rusty Old Iron Lady
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 14, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Joyful Noise Hits a Surprisingly Good Note
Posted by Mary Dieng, Esq. on Saturday, January 14, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: A Couple of Cocktails Are Needed to Confront The Devil Inside
Posted by Zach Davis on Friday, January 13, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Contraband Is Not the Good Stuff We've Gotten Used to These Past Few Weeks
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 13, 2012,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Steven Spielberg’s War Horse Is Gritty and Glorious
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 27, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: For The Darkest Hour, Take Ben's Advice. Drink Religiously.
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 27, 2011,
In :
0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: With Silent Movie The Artist, Hazanavicius Makes A Loud Declaration of His Love For The Films of the Past
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 25, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: The Adventures of Tintin Is a Fun Ride, But I Was Ready to Get Off the Rollercoaster at the End of the Movie
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 22, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Is Scarred, Strong And Bloody Brilliant
Posted by Mary Dieng, Esq. on Wednesday, December 21, 2011,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy is a Good Old Fashioned Espionage Flick
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 18, 2011,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: A Dangerous Method Is a Dangerously Long Conversation About The Importance of Sex
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 18, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: For Ethan Hunt, Mission: Impossible is a Hard Knock Life. For Us, It's One Great Ride.
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 17, 2011,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Young Adult Is a Little Too Heavy at Times. I Might Have to Take a Break at the Bar.
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 17, 2011,
In :
0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is a Fun Game of Wits
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 16, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Sitter is a TV Movie That Fell Through the Cracks and Somehow Made It to the Big Screen
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 11, 2011,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: New Year's Eve Doesn't Get the Party Started Right
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 10, 2011,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: To Be Porn Or Not To Be Porn? That Is the Question For Shame
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 3, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Michelle Williams Brings the Beloved Sex Symbol Marilyn Monroe Back To Life in My Week With Marilyn
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 2, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: We Bought a Zoo Is Better Than It Looks, Seriously
Posted by James Brown on Monday, November 28, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Melancholia Delves Into Depression in Grand Style
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 26, 2011,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Hugo Is An Ode to the Movie Magic of Yesteryear
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 24, 2011,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: The Descendants Is One Big Beautiful, Somber Take on Hawaiian Life
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 20, 2011,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Like Bella, I Have Nightmares. Last Night, I Dreamt About Twilight
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 19, 2011,
In :
0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Happy Feet Two Thinks It's a Champion But Will Only Rock You a Little
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 19, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Margin Call Is the Right Call for Moviegoers
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 15, 2011,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: J. Edgar Is a Class Act for One of America's Most Controversial Men...BORING!
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 13, 2011,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor in Immortals
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 11, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Like Crazy Balks Hollywood Tradition and Tells the Truth About Love
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 9, 2011,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: Martha Marcy May Marlene Lives Up to Its Insane Title
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 8, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Tower Heist Is The Eddie Murphy Show Plus A Few Guest Stars
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 5, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Rum Diary Proudly Stumbles Into Theaters in a Drunken Stupor
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 30, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Puss Is a Player in Boots
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 28, 2011,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: One For All, All For Nothing. The Three Musketeers Is An Epic Failure
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 23, 2011,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Supernatural Horror Flick Paranormal Activity 3 Is All Too Natural
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 22, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Footloose Let's Loose But Can't Find the Right Decade
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 16, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: In The Ides of March, Clooney Shows How Politics Kills Souls
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 9, 2011,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Real Steel is the Real Deal
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 9, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: 50/50 Beats the Odds and Strikes Cinematic Gold
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 3, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Moneyball Has a Perfect Batting Average
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 25, 2011,
In :
0.00% Water
REVIEW: Killer Elite Is in An Elite Group of Crappy Action Films
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 24, 2011,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: I Want Whatever James Woods Was Drinking in Straw Dogs
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 18, 2011,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Ryan Gosling Puts the Pedal to the Metal in Drive
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 18, 2011,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Germ Freaks, All Your Fears Come True in Contagion
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 11, 2011,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Warrior is a Decent Sports Flick Worth a Few Rounds
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, September 7, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Helen Mirren is No Kick-Ass Granny in The Debt
Posted by James Brown on Monday, September 5, 2011,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Don't Be Afraid of Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 30, 2011,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Colombiana is a B-Movie with Style
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 30, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Midnight in Paris is the Vacation You Never Want to End
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 23, 2011,
In :
0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Conan Has Its Flaws, But It's Bloody Fun
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 23, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Tree of Life Is a Motion Picture That Says a Thousand Words
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 16, 2011,
In :
0.00% Water
REVIEW: Open Up a Tab At the Bar for Final Destination 5
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 16, 2011,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: The Chimps Rise to the Challenge in Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 9, 2011,
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REVIEW: Crazy, Stupid, Love. Is Fun But Not Crazy, Stupid Fun
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 9, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Change-Up Needs a Makeover Into an R-Rated Comedy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 7, 2011,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Cowboys & Aliens Has the Right Talent But Not the Right Act
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 7, 2011,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Friends with Benefits Offers Few Benefits for Moviegoers
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 7, 2011,
In :
0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Captain America Is An Old School Hero With Style
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 7, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Magic of Harry Potter Comes Full Circle in a Spectacular Finale
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 2, 2011,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: The Bosses Aren't So Bad in Horrible Bosses
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 2, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Transformers Fails to Transform the Hype into Greatness
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 2, 2011,
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0.09% Cocktails