REVIEW: With Authentic Memories of Trees on 6/10/21, LAPD Officer K Witnesses His Own Personal Miracle Through a Wallace Emanator & A Wooden Toy Horse
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 9, 2017,
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REVIEW: From A Celestial Ego to David Hasselhoff, Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2 Is All About the Unspoken Things
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 7, 2017,
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REVIEW: Given Her Necklace of Kyber Crystals, Rogue One's Hopeful Stardust Jyn Erso Is One With the Force and the Force Is With Her
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 17, 2016,
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REVIEW: A Nonzero Sum Game, Arrival Is All About Using the Weapon Language, the Cornerstone of Civilization
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: Star Trek Beyond – Public Enemy And The Beastie Boys Set The Stage
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, July 30, 2016,
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REVIEW: Down to the Earth's Magma Core, Independence Day: Resurgence Wants But Doesn't Quite Get One Happy Fourth of July
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 26, 2016,
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REVIEW: Lovingly Short Sighted With Its Rabbit Bouquets, The Lobster Is One Horrific Sci-Fi Romance
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, May 31, 2016,
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REVIEW: An Otherworldly Movie With Plenty of Daylight, Midnight Special Might Just Make You Believe
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 10, 2016,
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REVIEW: Star Wars: The Force Awakens – Rebooting A New Hope
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Friday, December 18, 2015,
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REVIEW: Real or Not Real, The Mockingjay's Nightmares Come to a Turbulent Conclusion in the 76th Hunger Games
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: In The Martian, Ares Space Pirate Mark Watney Doubles As Iron Man to Pull Off Project Elrond & Survive More Than 500 Sols With Potatoes
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 3, 2015,
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REVIEW: Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials – Flare Zombies, The Sun And W.C.K.D. Put Our Heroes Through The Fire
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, September 20, 2015,
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REVIEW: When Captain Nemo Takes His Baxter Foundation Fellows Through the Quantum Gate to Planet Zero, The Fantastic Four Fail to Emerge
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 8, 2015,
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REVIEW: Baskin Robbins Always Finds Out How Ant-Man Goes Subatomic On the Big Screen
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 18, 2015,
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REVIEW: Theoretically, Pops & the Exiles of Time in Terminator Genisys Are Old, Not Obsolete
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, July 2, 2015,
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REVIEW: With the Indominus Rex, Velociraptors That Can Take Orders & An Aging Tyrannosaurus Rex, Jurassic World Tries to Up the Wow Factor
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 13, 2015,
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REVIEW: Tomorrowland Is Full of Dreamers Who Try to Feed the Right Wolf
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 23, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Jarvis As Co-Pilot During Its Lullaby, The Monster Avengers Certainly Don't Watch Their Language in the Age of Ultron
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 2, 2015,
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REVIEW: Ex Machina's Turing Test of Magician's Assistant Ava & Her Bluebook Software Boasts One Intriguing Chess Match With No Power Cuts
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Insurgent – Action-Packed, But Tris Is A Little Too Fast For Her Own Good
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: No Longer Tetravaal's Scout 22, Black Sheep Chappie Becomes the Conscious RoboCop Copycat of 2015
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 8, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Your Majesty Jupiter Ascending to Entitled Royalty, Aegis, Stinger & Splice Caine Wise Begin Hunting the Abrasax Siblings
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 7, 2015,
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REVIEW: Before the World Ends at Lollapalooza, Project Almanac's David Raskin Will Build a Halfway Decent Time Machine for MIT
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 30, 2015,
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REVIEW: In The Hunger Games, Mockingjay Katniss Gets the Burning Districts to Come to the Tree Singing So That the Capitol Burns With Us
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: Interstellar Travel & Newton's Third Law Help Cooper, Brand, & TARS Find the 5th Dimension & Murphy's Ghost in a Gargantuan Wormhole
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 8, 2014,
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REVIEW: Using My Precise Language, Thank You to The Giver & Jonas The Receiver of Memories For Your Childhood & Lack of Sameness
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, August 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: Guardians Of The Galaxy – Star-Lord Takes Us On A Fun Action-Packed Ride To The Tunes of the Awesome Mix-Vol. 1
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, August 2, 2014,
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REVIEW: Lucy – A Somewhat Confusing Tale About What Happens When A Woman Uses 100% Of Her Brain
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: In I Origins, White Peacocks, Strawberry Mentos, & Blind Eisenia Fetida Worms Open the Doors to the Reincarnated Soul Behind the Iris
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Koba Lives by a Code Other Than Caesar's Ape Not Kill Ape — War
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Biking Through the Nevada Desert in Earth to Echo, Tuck, Alex & Munch Beep a Bit Too Much
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 5, 2014,
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REVIEW: Giving Kronoles for No More Protein Bars, the Snowpiercer Train's Tail Bucks Balance & Preordained Position to Take Wilford's Sacred Engine
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 4, 2014,
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REVIEW: Transformers: Age of Extinction – In This Seemingly Endless Film, KSI, Lockdown, Yaeger, and Optimus Mix It Up
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 28, 2014,
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REVIEW: 2.3.5.41...The Signal at Area 51 is What MIT Student Nick Eastman Finds When He Goes Looking for the Hacker Nomad
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Edge of Tomorrow, Major William Cage & Angel of Verdun Rita Vrataski Lead UDF's Operation Downfall Against Omega & Its Mimics #LiveDieRepeat
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 7, 2014,
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REVIEW: In X-Men: Days of Future Past, Mystique's DNA Unlocks the Key for Charles Xavier to Bear Mutants' Pain Without Breaking & Dare to Hope Again
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 24, 2014,
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REVIEW: When Operation Monarch Goes Awry in Janjira, Godzilla Takes On the 2 MUTOs & Restores Balance in Magnificent Fashion
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 17, 2014,
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REVIEW: Creating a R.I.F.T. in Academia with the Artificial Intelligence Pinn, Will & Evelyn Caster Don’t Take Transcendence to the Next Level at Brightwood
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Under the Skin, Hot Alien Scarlett Johansson Seduces the Men of Scotland Into Her Pool of Black Tar-Like Liquid
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: Divergent – There Is A Certain Beauty In Dauntless Stiff Tris’s Resistance to the Principle of Faction Over Blood
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: In the Matter of OmniCorp Vs. the Dreyfuss Act, RoboCop Alex Murphy Wins With an Assist from The Novak Element
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Her, Operating System 1 Samantha Learns to Love Letter Writer Theodore Twombly
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Tick Tock, Tick Tock... Remember Who the Real Enemy Is in Catching Fire Despite All the Moves and Countermoves in the 75th Hunger Games
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 22, 2013,
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REVIEW: Ender’s Game – Wiggin Battles With Salamanders And Dragons Before Entering The Formic Wars
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, November 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Its Secret Formula for Happiness, About Time Takes Us on a Remarkably Fun Ride Through Tim's Extraordinary Ordinary Life
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 1, 2013,
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REVIEW: Given Clear Skies with a Chance of Satellite Debris, All Eyes Are on Dr. Ryan Stone and Her Journey Over that Big Blue Earth with No Gravity
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: Despite a Triple Threat Match Amongst Box Boy Santana, Big Daddy Johns & Riddick on Not Furya, This Sci-Fi Flick Lacks a Spine
Posted by James Brown on Friday, September 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: The World’s End – The King And His Pals Tackle The Glorious Golden Mile Pub Crawl In This Ridiculously Fun Sci-Fi Comedy
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, August 25, 2013,
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REVIEW: Meerkat Frey Forever Grabs All the Fruit She Can From Elysium While Standing on Hippo Max
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: According to Yashida, The Wolverine is a Ronin, a Samurai Without a Master
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: R.I.P.D. – Men In Black With Dead-ohs
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: Pacific Rim – Jaegers Battle Kaijus In This Godzilla Meets Voltron Meets War Of The Worlds Flick
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Man of Steel, A Modern Superman Proves That Evolution Wins Most of the Time
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: Father-Son Sci-Fi Flick After Earth Does a Little Too Much Ghosting Because of the Fear Factor Named Ursa
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 31, 2013,
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REVIEW: Star Trek Into Darkness – Captain Kirk, The Mysterious John Harrison, and Robocop Mix It Up Aboard The NCC-1701 In This Phenomenal Sci-Fi Flick
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Thursday, May 16, 2013,
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REVIEW: Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die...Mechanic Tony Stark's Avengers Demons & Aldrich Killian's Extremis Are Giving Him Anxiety Attacks in Iron Man 3
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Oblivion, Jack Harper and Julia Make Quite an Effective Team Despite Scavengers, Drones, and Even Victoria
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Host - The Wanderer, Wanda and Melanie Battle The Seeker In Stephenie Meyer’s New Film
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: In G.I. Joe, Project Zeus Offers Cobra Commander Some Fitting Retaliation, But Roadblock is Here
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Upside Down, Pink Bees and TransWorld's Inverse Matter Are the Cure to All Adam and Eden's Double Gravity Woes
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Dark Skies, the Sandman and the Grays Do Nothing But Let Us Down
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: Full of Flashbacks & Flash-Forwards, the Cloud Atlas Sextet is an Ambitious, Brilliant, & Beautiful Composition
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 27, 2012,
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REVIEW: Looper Closes the Loop. Bruce Willis is Killing It!
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: As Judge, Jury, and Executioner, the Sentence is Always Death with Dredd
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: While the Fall Enslaves Us All, Bad Filmmaking Enslaves Total Recall
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 4, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Orgies, Magnum Condoms, & Green Semen, The Watch Keeps Its Eye on All Kinds of Sex But Not Another Damn Thing
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 28, 2012,
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REVIEW: Prometheus Has Some Big Questions For the Engineers & the Real Engineer Ridley Scott Gives Some Damn Good Answers
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: Men in Black 3 — Will Smith Is In The Building
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, May 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Chicken Burritos, Mighty Mo, & the Art of War, Hasbro's Battleship is a Transformers Wannabe
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Lockout Takes Crappy Movies to the Next Frontier—Space
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 14, 2012,
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REVIEW: Puppet Masters Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon Bring Blood and Brutality to Reality TV with The Cabin in the Woods
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 14, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Girl on Fire Has a Promising Start in The Hunger Games
Posted by James Brown on Friday, March 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: John Carter of Mars, Welcome to the Big Screen. What Took You So Long?
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 10, 2012,
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REVIEW: Chronicle Rocks!
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 4, 2012,
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REVIEW: Melancholia Delves Into Depression in Grand Style
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 26, 2011,
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