Posted by James Brown on Thursday, July 2, 2015,
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Terminator Genisys
Directed By: Alan Taylor Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jason Clarke, Emilia Clarke, Jai Courtney, Lee Byung-hun, and J. K. Simmons
"Follow a straight line and don't look back.” -Sarah Connor (Emilia Clarke)
I recently read an article on Entertainment Weekly's website about the decline of the American actor. The article espouses that, after generations of heavyweights like Brando, Nicholson, Streep, and Pacino, there's no one picking up the mantle. The problem is pretty a... Continue reading ...
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 21, 2015,
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Hot Tub Time Machine 2
Directed By: Steve Pink
Starring: Rob Corddry, Craig Robinson, Clark Duke, Adam Scott, and Chevy Chase
I was a fan of the original Hot Tub Time Machine some five years ago. It wasn't the greatest comedy I've had the pleasure of viewing, but it was thoroughly entertaining. You simply can't go wrong making fun of the 80s. That was the strength of the film. Fast forward five years to the present, and we've now got a time travel sequel looking to mar the original. Hot Tub... Continue reading ...
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 30, 2015,
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Project Almanac
Directed By: Dean Israelite
Starring: Jonny Weston, Sofia Black-D'Elia, Sam Lerner, Allen Evangelista, and Virginia Gardner
It's Super Bowl weekend! That means it's time for me to win some money on the big game. That also means that no one cares about the movies this weekend with the possible exception of diehard aficionados such as myself. As fate would have it on one of the quietest weekends at the box office historically, 2015 is a bit of déjà vu. Three years ago, we had... Continue reading ...
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 2, 2013,
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Free Birds
Directed By: Jimmy Hayward Starring: Owen Wilson, Woody Harrelson, and Amy Poehler
It's the holiday movie season, which means we're going to get some great blockbusters, the next batch of awards contenders, and some horrible seasonally-themed family flicks. This weekend, we're getting a little bit of everything. We've possibly got the next big sci-fi series with Ender's Game. We've got the steamy film that took top honors at Cannes earlier this year, Blue is the Warmest Color. We'... Continue reading ...