REVIEW: Creative Comedy Is What We Vampires Do in the Shadows During the Unholy Masquerade
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 27, 2015,
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REVIEW: Prince Vlad Dracula, Son of the Devil, Goes to the Untold Broken Tooth Mountain to Protect His People From the Turks
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 12, 2014,
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REVIEW: Given the Contaminated O Negative Zombie Blood in Detroit & Tangier, Only Vampire Lovers Adam & Eve Are Left Alive
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: For the Shadow-Kissed Dhampir Rose Hathaway Bound to Royal Moroi Lissa Dragomir, Weird Doesn't Begin to Cover It in Vampire Academy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 9, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Clary, Jace, and Bach, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Offers Some Pretty Mundane Shadow Hunters
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: Unfortunately for Vampires Clara and Eleanor, Neil Jordan Throws the Pages of Their Story at Byzantium to the Wind
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: Kiss of the Damned Is One Steamy Erotic Mess of a Vampire Movie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 11, 2013,
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REVIEW: With the Merchant of Venice and the Loch Ness Monster, Breaking Dawn Part 2 Almost Breaks the Crappy Twilight Mold
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: Hotel Transylvania May Be Paradise for Monsters, But It's Not My Zing
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: Blood Is Thicker Than Water, But Barnabas Fights on for the Collins Family in Vain in Dark Shadows
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 12, 2012,
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REVIEW: Underworld Is a Kickass Awakening to the Vampire & Werewolf Genre
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: Like Bella, I Have Nightmares. Last Night, I Dreamt About Twilight
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 19, 2011,
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