REVIEW: With Authentic Memories of Trees on 6/10/21, LAPD Officer K Witnesses His Own Personal Miracle Through a Wallace Emanator & A Wooden Toy Horse
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 9, 2017,
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REVIEW: Molded Out of Clay, Amazon Godkiller Wonder Woman Is the Heroine We Deserve and Believe
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 4, 2017,
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REVIEW: From A Celestial Ego to David Hasselhoff, Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2 Is All About the Unspoken Things
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 7, 2017,
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REVIEW: From Little Nobody to Blanta (Black Santa), The Fate of the Furious Requires a Cipher for Dom's Family
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 16, 2017,
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REVIEW: Making His Way to Eden by Way of North Dakota, Daddy Logan Becomes the Wolverine One Last Time & Finds His Sunseeker Boat
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 9, 2017,
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REVIEW: Given Her Necklace of Kyber Crystals, Rogue One's Hopeful Stardust Jyn Erso Is One With the Force and the Force Is With Her
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 17, 2016,
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REVIEW: When the Bill Comes Due from the Dark Dimension's Dormammu, Doctor Strange's Technique to Save the Sanctums Goes Beyond Time & Death
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 4, 2016,
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REVIEW: What The Magnificent Seven Loses in the Fire at Rose Creek, It Finds in the Ashes
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 25, 2016,
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REVIEW: Hell or High Water, Comanche Brothers Toby & Tanner Howard Set Their Sights on Texas Midlands Bank
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 28, 2016,
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REVIEW: Mistakenly Focused on the Witch's Heart, the Suicide Squad Is In Need of a Good Pep Talk
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 6, 2016,
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REVIEW: From Treadstone to Ironhand & Deep Dream, Jason Bourne Explores His Connection to Richard Webb
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 31, 2016,
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REVIEW: Star Trek Beyond – Public Enemy And The Beastie Boys Set The Stage
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, July 30, 2016,
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REVIEW: With the Fourth Cataclysm At Hand, The Ghost Girls Become Ghostbusters
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 16, 2016,
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REVIEW: To Purge & Purify in This Election Year, The New Founding Fathers Target Presidential Contender Senator Charlene Roan
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 2, 2016,
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REVIEW: Down to the Earth's Magma Core, Independence Day: Resurgence Wants But Doesn't Quite Get One Happy Fourth of July
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 26, 2016,
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REVIEW: Heroes of Their Own Story Obsessed With Sixteen Candles in Central Intelligence, The Golden Jet & The Alleged Black Badger Will See You On the Other Side
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 19, 2016,
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REVIEW: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows – Surf’s Up New York
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, June 12, 2016,
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REVIEW: Whether X-Men or Four Horsemen, Apocalypse's Children Unleash Their Power To No Avail
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 27, 2016,
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REVIEW: Despite Bird Protesters, Misty Mountains & Nixon's Angel of Death, The Nice Guys Will Be Happy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 22, 2016,
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REVIEW: Trying to Protect the Avengers With the Sokovia Accords & His Sunday Foundation, Tony Stank Causes the Empire to Fall in Captain America: Civil War
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 7, 2016,
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REVIEW: Stand or Fall Together Against Ravenna & Freya, The Love of Eric & Sara in The Huntsman: Winter's War Doesn't Conquer All
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 24, 2016,
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REVIEW: With the White Portuguese & Granny's Peach Tea, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Flies Too Close to the Sun
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 26, 2016,
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REVIEW: In 10 Cloverfield Lane, You Don't Build the Ark After the Flood Starts or If Paris et ' J'aime
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: London Has Fallen Falls Short Of Olympus
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, March 6, 2016,
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REVIEW: Pride And Prejudice And Zombies – A Surprisingly Fun Mix Of Jane Austen and Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, February 15, 2016,
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REVIEW: Wham! Deadpool & His X-Men Make It Big With Their Bloody, Hilarious Answer to Francis's What's My Name
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: An Upside Down Tree, Jane Got a Gun Doesn't Exactly Ride Up the Ridge to Victory
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 7, 2016,
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REVIEW: Given Gucci Toilets, Hydrangeas & Mrs. Black Hammer, Ride Along 2 Certainly Doesn't Boast Blentlemen Brothers in Law
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 16, 2016,
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REVIEW: A Tree with Strong Roots, The Revenant's Hugh Glass Learns That Revenge Is in God's Hands Not His
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 9, 2016,
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REVIEW: On the Long Road to Red Rock with the Hangman & Daisy Domergue, Old Mary Todd's Calling The Hateful Eight to Minnie's Haberdashery For One Bloody Western
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: Hail Tyrant Macbeth, AKA Michael Fassbender in the Next Great Shakespeare Adaptation
Posted by James Brown on Monday, December 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: In the Heart of the Sea Doesn't Steal Our Attention Like That White Whale Steals the Whaling Ship Essex
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Real or Not Real, The Mockingjay's Nightmares Come to a Turbulent Conclusion in the 76th Hunger Games
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: For the Nine Eyes Data Ghost, Spectre Tries to Stop A Deal Between The Pale King & One Cuckoo Mickey Mouse for L'Americain
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 7, 2015,
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REVIEW: To Defeat the Witch Queen for Ax & Cross, Last Witch Hunter Kaulder Must Remember Your Death With the Help of Dream Walker Chloe
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 25, 2015,
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REVIEW: In the Land of Wolves, Sicario Kate Macer Fights the Coming Medellin
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 3, 2015,
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REVIEW: In Everest, The Last Word Always Belongs to the Mountain, Which Makes Its Own Weather for Adventure Consultant Rob Hall
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: For Nuclear Bombs & A Father's Watch, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Solo & His Cowboy-Loving Partner Kuryakin Take On Vinciguerra's Diadema
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 16, 2015,
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REVIEW: When Captain Nemo Takes His Baxter Foundation Fellows Through the Quantum Gate to Planet Zero, The Fantastic Four Fail to Emerge
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 8, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Solomon Lane, the Bone Doctor & Ilsa Faust, Rogue Nation the Syndicate Gives IMF's Finest Gambler Ethan Hunt One More Impossible Mission
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 1, 2015,
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REVIEW: Baskin Robbins Always Finds Out How Ant-Man Goes Subatomic On the Big Screen
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 18, 2015,
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REVIEW: Theoretically, Pops & the Exiles of Time in Terminator Genisys Are Old, Not Obsolete
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, July 2, 2015,
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REVIEW: With the Indominus Rex, Velociraptors That Can Take Orders & An Aging Tyrannosaurus Rex, Jurassic World Tries to Up the Wow Factor
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 13, 2015,
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REVIEW: Whether Penny Morgan or Amber Valentine, Spy Susan Cooper Finds Her Calling Chasing Rayna, De Luca, & Renaldo
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 6, 2015,
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REVIEW: San Andreas – A Disaster Movie For Conservatives
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, May 31, 2015,
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REVIEW: O Negative High Octane Universal Donor Mad Max Rides on Fury Road With Furiosa for the Green Land With the War Boys Hot on Their Trail
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 16, 2015,
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REVIEW: Hot Pursuit – The Joke? Sofia Vergara Is Old & Reese Witherspoon Is Short
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, May 9, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Jarvis As Co-Pilot During Its Lullaby, The Monster Avengers Certainly Don't Watch Their Language in the Age of Ultron
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 2, 2015,
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REVIEW: For Ramsey, A Supercar & the God's Eye Chip, Double Alpha Roman Almost Leads Furious 7 to Unleash the Beast
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 4, 2015,
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REVIEW: Insurgent – Action-Packed, But Tris Is A Little Too Fast For Her Own Good
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: With the IRA on the Hunt in Belfast in '71, British Soldier Gary Hook Finds Himself in a Confused Situation & Has One Bloody, Brutal Night
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: Into the Wind After Killing the Congo's Minister of Mining, The Gunman Jim Terrier Decides to Build a Half-Assed Treehouse
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: If We Run All Night With Jimmy the Gravedigger Conlon, We'll Cross This Line Together
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: No Longer Tetravaal's Scout 22, Black Sheep Chappie Becomes the Conscious RoboCop Copycat of 2015
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 8, 2015,
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REVIEW: Manners Maketh Man in The Secret Service While Kingsman & Gentleman Eggsy Finds His Valentine With Oxfords, Not Brogues
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Spooks & Witches But No Blue Spark, Seventh Son Poses the Wrong Question & Gets Wrong Answers
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Your Majesty Jupiter Ascending to Entitled Royalty, Aegis, Stinger & Splice Caine Wise Begin Hunting the Abrasax Siblings
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 7, 2015,
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REVIEW: American Sniper – A Gripping Tale Of Sheepdogs, Sheep and Wolves
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: Taken 3 – Take Me Away From This Tired Franchise
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, January 11, 2015,
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REVIEW: In The Hunger Games, Mockingjay Katniss Gets the Burning Districts to Come to the Tree Singing So That the Capitol Burns With Us
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: Boogeyman John Wick Is A Wolf Lured Back to Life at the Continental by Hen
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: Prince Vlad Dracula, Son of the Devil, Goes to the Untold Broken Tooth Mountain to Protect His People From the Turks
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 12, 2014,
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REVIEW: To Be The Equalizer For Russians Teddy & Pushkin, Old Man & Gladys Knight Pip Robert McCall Gets On That Midnight Train to Georgia
Posted by James Brown on Friday, September 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: The November Man Peter Devereaux & Alice Fournier Don’t Exactly Rock Arkady Fedorov's Presidential Campaign in Belgrade
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 29, 2014,
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REVIEW: Sin City: A Dame to Kill For – A Heavy Dose Of Scantily Clad Women And Highly Stylized Violence
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, August 24, 2014,
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REVIEW: The Knife Before Christmas Doctor Death, Galgo & Conrad Snowbanks Can't Quite Rescue The Deletable Expendables 3
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 16, 2014,
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REVIEW: Whether a Backstreet Boys Patrolman or Brothers in Blue, I Don't Want Let's Be Cops Either Way
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: When She Discovers Project Renaissance, the Foot Clan, & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, April O'Neil Swaps Mutagen for Foam & Froth
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 8, 2014,
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REVIEW: Hercules – A Twist To The Legend Of Hercules
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: Lucy – A Somewhat Confusing Tale About What Happens When A Woman Uses 100% Of Her Brain
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: During the Annual Purge, Carmelo's Call to Action Against the New Founding Fathers of America (NFFA) Doesn't Bring the Anarchy
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Koba Lives by a Code Other Than Caesar's Ape Not Kill Ape — War
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Giving Kronoles for No More Protein Bars, the Snowpiercer Train's Tail Bucks Balance & Preordained Position to Take Wilford's Sacred Engine
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 4, 2014,
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REVIEW: Transformers: Age of Extinction – In This Seemingly Endless Film, KSI, Lockdown, Yaeger, and Optimus Mix It Up
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 28, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Edge of Tomorrow, Major William Cage & Angel of Verdun Rita Vrataski Lead UDF's Operation Downfall Against Omega & Its Mimics #LiveDieRepeat
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 7, 2014,
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REVIEW: In X-Men: Days of Future Past, Mystique's DNA Unlocks the Key for Charles Xavier to Bear Mutants' Pain Without Breaking & Dare to Hope Again
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 24, 2014,
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REVIEW: When Operation Monarch Goes Awry in Janjira, Godzilla Takes On the 2 MUTOs & Restores Balance in Magnificent Fashion
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 17, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Roosevelt's Secret Station & Oscorp's Special Projects Division, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Is No Happy Birthday for Max / Sparkles / Electro
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 2, 2014,
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REVIEW: Detroit Bombing Brick Mansions Like RoboCop's Delta City Won't Work for Sheriff Damian Collier, Deputy Lino Dupree, or Drug Lord Tremaine Alexander
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite Baseball Bats, Hammers, & Uco's Fiery Ambition, It's Rama's Time to Rage in The Raid 2: Berandal
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 5, 2014,
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REVIEW: In the Age of Miracles, A Troubled Running Man Captain America Faces the Ghost Story Winter Soldier To Stop Hydra’s Project Insight Helicarriers
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 5, 2014,
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REVIEW: Sabotage – Breacher Delivers Violence, But Not Much Else
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, March 30, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite the Wicked Tubul-cain, Noah & Fallen Angels Known as the Watchers Brace for Some Watery Climate Change from the Creator
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 29, 2014,
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REVIEW: Divergent – There Is A Certain Beauty In Dauntless Stiff Tris’s Resistance to the Principle of Faction Over Blood
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: From Mt. Khisko to the Secret De Leon, Tobey Marshall & Dino Brewster Have a Need for Speed to Settle Their Feud
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Stout Wooden Ships & A Tidal Wave of Heroes' Blood, Themistocles Unites a Free Greece Against the Rise of Artemisia's Empire & Can Sit at the Table
Posted by James Brown on Friday, March 7, 2014,
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REVIEW: Dark Vengeance – Literally Made For Television
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, March 4, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Non-Stop, Air Marshal Bill's Magic Blue Ribbon Isn't a Bad Defense from Terrorists Who'll Kill a Passenger Every 20 Minutes for $150MM
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 1, 2014,
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REVIEW: For Those of Us About to Die of Boredom, We Don't Salute Pompeii or the Celt Horseman Milo
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: With The Wolf & The Albino on His Hit List, Cancer-Stricken Ethan Has 3 Days to Kill With Zoey as a Father Who Clearly Doesn't Know Best
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: In the Matter of OmniCorp Vs. the Dreyfuss Act, RoboCop Alex Murphy Wins With an Assist from The Novak Element
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: For the Shadow-Kissed Dhampir Rose Hathaway Bound to Royal Moroi Lissa Dragomir, Weird Doesn't Begin to Cover It in Vampire Academy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 9, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Gargoyles Ascending & Demons Descending, I, Frankenstein Is All About Adam Finding His Soul & His Higher Purpose
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: Jack Ryan Is a Napoleonic Shadow Recruit Who Meets Us Halfway in Waterloo
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: Whether Prince Alcides or Hercules Son of Zeus, This Legend Sucks
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 12, 2014,
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REVIEW: Unlike the Movie, Marcus Luttrell, Frogman & Lone Survivor of Operation Red Wings, Is Saved by the Code of Honor Pashtunwali
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Dry Revenge Flick 47 Ronin, Some Master-Less Samurai & A Half-Breed Trained By Demons Face Lord Kira & His Witch Mizuki
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, December 25, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Desolation of Smaug Is All About the Burglar Hobbit Stealing the Arkenstone From the King Under the Mountain on Durin Day
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 13, 2013,
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REVIEW: At a Homefront With Meadows & Horse Trails, Ex-Narc Phil Broker & His Daughter Maddy Get Into a Feud With Meth Cook Gator
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: Tick Tock, Tick Tock... Remember Who the Real Enemy Is in Catching Fire Despite All the Moves and Countermoves in the 75th Hunger Games
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 22, 2013,
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REVIEW: With the Imminent Convergence of the Nine Realms and the Aether Released by Jane, Thor and Malekith Rock the Dark World
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 8, 2013,
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REVIEW: Ender’s Game – Wiggin Battles With Salamanders And Dragons Before Entering The Formic Wars
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, November 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: Machete Kills – Machete Don’t Tweet, But He Slaughters Everything Else, Including Any Entertainment Value in This Grindhouse Movie Gone Wrong
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, October 13, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Normandy, France, The Blake Family Adds a Bad Chapter to Writer-Mobster Giovanni Manzoni's Memoirs
Posted by James Brown on Friday, September 13, 2013,
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REVIEW: Despite a Triple Threat Match Amongst Box Boy Santana, Big Daddy Johns & Riddick on Not Furya, This Sci-Fi Flick Lacks a Spine
Posted by James Brown on Friday, September 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: Former Race Car Driver Mr. Brent Magna Meets His Greatest Fan in One Stupid Movie Titled Getaway
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 31, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Clary, Jace, and Bach, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Offers Some Pretty Mundane Shadow Hunters
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Kick-Ass 2, Colonel Stars and Stripes' Justice Forever Fails to Deliver Against The Motherf*cker's Toxic-Mega C*nts
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters – Rick Riordan’s Second Book In The Olympians’ Series Comes To Life
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, August 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: Meerkat Frey Forever Grabs All the Fruit She Can From Elysium While Standing on Hippo Max
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: In 2 Guns, Robbing Tres Cruces is Worse Than Robbing the Bank Across the Street From a Diner With the Best Donuts in Three Counties
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: According to Yashida, The Wolverine is a Ronin, a Samurai Without a Master
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: R.I.P.D. – Men In Black With Dead-ohs
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: With a Wikileaks Cable on Project Nightshade & Bailey's Red Mercury, Frank, Marvin, and Sarah Hit Paris, Moscow, & London in Red 2
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Pacific Rim – Jaegers Battle Kaijus In This Godzilla Meets Voltron Meets War Of The Worlds Flick
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Spirit Walker Kemosabe and Comanche Spirit Warrior Tonto, The Lone Ranger May Not Be the Wrong Brother of Pirates After All
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, July 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: For White House Down, the Pen is Not Quite Mightier Than the Sword Despite Being a Die Hard Knockoff With Political Overtones
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: In World War Z, the Number 12 Train Helps the World's Best Serial Killer Mother Nature Infect Everyone Except the 10th Man
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Man of Steel, A Modern Superman Proves That Evolution Wins Most of the Time
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: Blessed Be the New Founding Fathers of America, a Nation Reborn With One Big Moral Dilemma Called The Purge
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Now You See Me, the Four Horsemen Employ the Targeted Deception and Misdirection of Magic for the Eye and for Shrike
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 31, 2013,
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REVIEW: Father-Son Sci-Fi Flick After Earth Does a Little Too Much Ghosting Because of the Fear Factor Named Ursa
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 31, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Epic Clash Between Leafmen & Boggans Over a Pod Proves That There Are Many Leaves But One Tree...Plus a Couple of Stompers
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: When It Comes to Toretto's Family Code Versus Shaw's Precision in Fast & Furious 6, the Samoan Thor Luke Hobbs Steals the Show
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: Star Trek Into Darkness – Captain Kirk, The Mysterious John Harrison, and Robocop Mix It Up Aboard The NCC-1701 In This Phenomenal Sci-Fi Flick
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Thursday, May 16, 2013,
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REVIEW: Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die...Mechanic Tony Stark's Avengers Demons & Aldrich Killian's Extremis Are Giving Him Anxiety Attacks in Iron Man 3
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: Sun Gym Bodybuilder Danny Lugo is a Doer Trying to Gain the American Dream, But Teaming with El Dad & Torturing Pepe Only Bring Pain
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: If You're a Member of the Weather Underground Organization Like Nick Sloan, Secrets are the Only Company You Keep
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: In G.I. Joe, Project Zeus Offers Cobra Commander Some Fitting Retaliation, But Roadblock is Here
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: Olympus Has Fallen – They’ve Taken The White House! Where is Dennis Rodman When You Need Him?
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, March 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: Spring Break Forever Bitches! These Four Little Chickies' Trip to Florida Seems Like a Dream
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Revenge Flick Dead Man Down, 719 Is All About Killing the Devil Slowly, Not When You Find Him
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: Jack The Giant Slayer 3D – Between Heaven And Earth, Jack And The King’s Guardians Battle Some Pretty Ruthless Giants
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: Snitch – The Rock Enters The Drug War To Save His Son, But Doesn’t Quite Lay The Smackdown
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, February 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: After Your Latest Outing in A Good Day to Die Hard Detective McClane, Forget the Vacation in Chernobyl. Just Retire.
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 15, 2013,
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REVIEW: Even With the Chaos from Danzinger and Chicago, Parker Doesn't Follow Through on Delivering a Decent Action Flick
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 25, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Last Stand at the Mexican Border, the Sheriff of Summerton Puts a Cheesy Hurtin' on Druglord Gabriel Cortez
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Zero Dark Thirty, Maya's Canaries Follow Courier Abu Ahmed to Deliver Justice Upon Osama bin Laden
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: In the Matter of Progress vs. a Better Future, Gangster Squad Loses Its Badge
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 11, 2013,
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REVIEW: Django Unchained – A Western, Slavery-Themed Revenge Flick
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, December 26, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Like James Barr's Crime Scene, Jack Reacher is Too Good to Be True
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: Though Not a Burglar, Hobbit Bilbo Baggins Goes on an Unexpectedly Funny Adventure Through the Misty Mountains
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 14, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Wolverines Throw Some Dirt on Red Dawn
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: With the Merchant of Venice and the Loch Ness Monster, Breaking Dawn Part 2 Almost Breaks the Crappy Twilight Mold
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: In Skyfall, The Last Two Rats Eat Each Other Alive for Our Pleasure
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: When There's Money, Things Get Funny in Jungle Village and RZA Gets Down to Bloody Business as The Man with the Iron Fists
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: Alessa & the Order of Valtiel Don't Bring the Darkness in Silent Hill: Revelation 3D
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: When a Dog Gets a Bone, It Makes a Sequel...Taken 2
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: Looper Closes the Loop. Bruce Willis is Killing It!
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: End of Watch is a Cop Mockumentary with a Foul Mouth
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: As Judge, Jury, and Executioner, the Sentence is Always Death with Dredd
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: While No Brakes May Mean Death for Wilee, Premium Rush is the Deadliest Thing of All for the Coyote Man
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Despite All the Cheese, The Expendables 2 Reunites the Babysitters with the Lone Wolf Chuck Norris. No Matter How Bad It Gets, You Can't Go Wrong with Chuck.
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Aaron Cross Takes Up the Bourne Legacy, While Sin-Eater Eric Byer Tries to Burn Operation Outcome Down to the Ground
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 11, 2012,
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REVIEW: While the Fall Enslaves Us All, Bad Filmmaking Enslaves Total Recall
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 4, 2012,
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REVIEW: He May Only Find Pain When He Gets Back in the Game, But The Dark Knight Rises to the Occasion
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: For the Love of Strong Weed, Savages Gets Down to Bloody Business
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 8, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: In a World Without Weakness, The Amazing Spider-Man Nearly Succeeds at Becoming Amazing
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, July 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: History Remembers the Battle But Forgets the Blood. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Remembers the Blood But Forgets How to Make a Good Movie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: Snow White and the Huntsman — Not Your Mother’s Fairytale
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 2, 2012,
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REVIEW: Men in Black 3 — Will Smith Is In The Building
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, May 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Chicken Burritos, Mighty Mo, & the Art of War, Hasbro's Battleship is a Transformers Wannabe
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: When the Ants Get the Boot, The Avengers Kick Some Ass. Then They Get Some Shawarma.
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 4, 2012,
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REVIEW: Quoth The Raven, "Nevermore Shall I Torture Myself with This Crap!"
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 28, 2012,
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REVIEW: Jason Statham Eats Bullets for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner in Safe. That's Just Good Business Right There.
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 28, 2012,
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REVIEW: Lockout Takes Crappy Movies to the Next Frontier—Space
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 14, 2012,
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REVIEW: Brake- Don’t Stop For This Crap
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, April 14, 2012,
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REVIEW: Aunque los Rancheros Dicen que Saben Nada, Saben lo que es Cómico en Casa de Mi Padre. (Even Though The Rancheros Claim They Nothing, They Know What's Funny in Casa de Mi Padre.)
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: In Wrath of the Titans, Randomness Is the Name of the Game
Posted by James Brown on Friday, March 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Raid: Redemption Is a Bloodbath That Just Fits
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 24, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Girl on Fire Has a Promising Start in The Hunger Games
Posted by James Brown on Friday, March 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: 21 Jump Street Ain't What It Used To Be
Posted by James Brown on Friday, March 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: John Carter of Mars, Welcome to the Big Screen. What Took You So Long?
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 10, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Damn Few Have Every Reason to Be Proud of Act of Valor...Except for Some Bad Acting
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 24, 2012,
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REVIEW: Ghost Rider Has a Spirit of Vengeance, But It's Still One Ride You Don't Wanna Take
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: This Means War Means Business
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, February 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: Journey 2: The Mysterious Island - Terminal Intensity For Kids
Posted by Mary Dieng on Saturday, February 11, 2012,
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REVIEW: Safe House Plays It Too Safe
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 10, 2012,
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REVIEW: Chronicle Rocks!
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 4, 2012,
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REVIEW: One for the Money Is One for the Crapper
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 28, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Man on a Ledge Should Go Ahead and Jump Off. It Would Make My Day.
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 28, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Grey Is a Smart Movie, But It's Also Really Stupid
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 27, 2012,
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REVIEW: Haywire Satisfies But Does Not Electrify
Posted by Mary Dieng, Esq. on Saturday, January 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: For Ethan Hunt, Mission: Impossible is a Hard Knock Life. For Us, It's One Great Ride.
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 17, 2011,
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REVIEW: Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows is a Fun Game of Wits
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 16, 2011,
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REVIEW: Let the Bodies Hit the Floor in Immortals
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 11, 2011,
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REVIEW: One For All, All For Nothing. The Three Musketeers Is An Epic Failure
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 23, 2011,
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REVIEW: Killer Elite Is in An Elite Group of Crappy Action Films
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 24, 2011,
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REVIEW: Ryan Gosling Puts the Pedal to the Metal in Drive
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 18, 2011,
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REVIEW: Colombiana is a B-Movie with Style
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 30, 2011,
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REVIEW: Conan Has Its Flaws, But It's Bloody Fun
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 23, 2011,
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REVIEW: Cowboys & Aliens Has the Right Talent But Not the Right Act
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 7, 2011,
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REVIEW: Captain America Is An Old School Hero With Style
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 7, 2011,
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REVIEW: The Magic of Harry Potter Comes Full Circle in a Spectacular Finale
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 2, 2011,
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REVIEW: Transformers Fails to Transform the Hype into Greatness
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 2, 2011,
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