REVIEW: With Authentic Memories of Trees on 6/10/21, LAPD Officer K Witnesses His Own Personal Miracle Through a Wallace Emanator & A Wooden Toy Horse
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 9, 2017,
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REVIEW: From TWA in Baton Rouge to the CIA in Mena, American Made Independent Aviation Consultant Barry Seal Transforms Into the Gringo Who Always Delivers
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 30, 2017,
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REVIEW: Battle of the Sexes Pits Lobber Sugar Daddy Bobby Riggs Up Against Libber Women's Tennis Superstar Billie Jean King
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 30, 2017,
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REVIEW: Beauty And The Beast (2017) – A Star-Studded Cast With A Tale As Old As Time & A Song As Old As Rhyme
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, March 22, 2017,
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REVIEW: With the Persistent Love of An Ugly Woman, Martin Scorsese's Silence Is More Than A Formality of Faith for Two Padres in the Swamp of Japan
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 21, 2017,
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REVIEW: When NASA Faces A Go / No Go Decision for John Glenn & the Friendship 7, Hidden Figures Working As Colored Computers Save the Day
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 21, 2017,
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REVIEW: Taking the Crookeds With the Straights, Troy Maxson Builds Fences From Mr. Death & His Hell Hounds
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 30, 2016,
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REVIEW: From Boulder City & Chicken On a Stick To Paris and Seb's, The Jazz-Filled La La Land Is For the Fools Who Dream Season After Season
Posted by James Brown on Monday, December 19, 2016,
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REVIEW: Embracing the Vanity of Camelot, Jackie Gives a Beautiful Tour of White House History
Posted by James Brown on Monday, December 19, 2016,
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REVIEW: With Joe Chandler's Congestive Heart Failure, Janitor Lee & Nephew Patrick Need a New Motor to Take Manchester by the Sea
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 3, 2016,
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REVIEW: Loving Reminds Us That Caroline County Virginia Was Not Always for Lovers
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 24, 2016,
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REVIEW: A Nonzero Sum Game, Arrival Is All About Using the Weapon Language, the Cornerstone of Civilization
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: In Hacksaw Ridge, The Lord Helps Conscientious Objector Desmond "Corn Stalk" Doss Get One More
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: If It Bleeds, It Leads in the Sensational Television First Christine
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 4, 2016,
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REVIEW: Biblical Black Preacher Nat Turner Leads The Birth of a Nation on a Bloody Righteous Path
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 10, 2016,
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REVIEW: Chasing Jobs at Weekend Live, Members of The Commune Don't Think Twice While Doing Improv for America
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 27, 2016,
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REVIEW: Scarface's War Dogs Say The World Is Yours When 100 Million Rounds of AK-47 Are Crumbs for AEY
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 21, 2016,
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REVIEW: Playing Carnegie Hall for True Music Lovers Despite Syphilis, Florence Foster Jenkins Sings Though She Can't Sing
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 21, 2016,
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REVIEW: Indignation Features Son of a Kosher Butcher & Atheist Marcus Messner Spurning Dean Caudwell & The Winesburg Chapel
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: Riding Steve On Noam Chomsky Day, Captain Fantastic Succeeds at Mission Rescue Moviegoers & Sticks It to the Man
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 6, 2016,
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REVIEW: Lovingly Short Sighted With Its Rabbit Bouquets, The Lobster Is One Horrific Sci-Fi Romance
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, May 31, 2016,
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REVIEW: With Black Shoes & Duran Duran, Sing Street Lead Cosmo Solves The Happy Sad Riddle of the Model Raphina
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 24, 2016,
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REVIEW: An Otherworldly Movie With Plenty of Daylight, Midnight Special Might Just Make You Believe
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 10, 2016,
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REVIEW: Referring Up, Eye in the Sky Brings Down the Hellfire In Spite of the Rules of Engagement
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 19, 2016,
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REVIEW: In the Kabubble of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Reporter and Kabul 9.5 Kim Baker Delivers Some Decent News at the Box Office
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, March 8, 2016,
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REVIEW: Up Back Forward Down! With Bo Derek, Milk, & Broken Glasses in Blake's Biscuits, Eddie the Eagle Has Landed In His Moment
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 27, 2016,
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REVIEW: With Four Gold Medals, Jesse Owens Runs His Race Regardless of Jim Crow or the Third Reich
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 21, 2016,
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REVIEW: An Upside Down Tree, Jane Got a Gun Doesn't Exactly Ride Up the Ridge to Victory
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 7, 2016,
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REVIEW: In The Finest Hours, Coast Guard Man Bernie Webber Does Everything to Get Over the Bar to the SS Pendleton for April 16th with Miriam
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, February 3, 2016,
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REVIEW: Beasts Of No Nation: A Chilling African Hunger Games
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 23, 2016,
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REVIEW: When Girls Just Wanna Have Fun & Apple Mojitos, Anomalisa Chooses A Belvedere Martini Straight Up With a Twist
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 16, 2016,
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REVIEW: Flung Out of Space, Therese Gives Carol A Portfolio of Things to Worry Her Including Love & A Morality Clause
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 29, 2015,
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REVIEW: With the Power of Soap Opera Character Danica & the Next Tom Jones, Joy Becomes Friends in Commerce With QVC Executive Neil Walker
Posted by James Brown on Monday, December 28, 2015,
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REVIEW: In Concussion, Forensic Pathologist Dr. Bennet Omalu Chooses to Fake the NFL, Whose Players Suffer From CTE, With Science
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 27, 2015,
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REVIEW: Up 489% on Its Initial Investment, The Big Short Serves Up One Damn Good Ice Cream Sundae With Sprinkles & A Cherry On Top
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 24, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Danish Girl Entirely Her Violet Self, Lili / Einar Proves That Married People Are Easily Shocked
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: Hail Tyrant Macbeth, AKA Michael Fassbender in the Next Great Shakespeare Adaptation
Posted by James Brown on Monday, December 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: For the Simple Song of His Youth, Composer Fred Ballinger Lives Life's Last Day with a Little Levity
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 20, 2015,
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REVIEW: In the Heart of the Sea Doesn't Steal Our Attention Like That White Whale Steals the Whaling Ship Essex
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Immigrant Eilis Lacey Has a Fun Choice Between the Irish Catholic Life With Jim or the Brooklyn Dodgers Life With Tony
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: In the Shadow of His Family Rocky Balboa, Baby Creed Adonis Johnson Makes His Own Legacy One Step, One Punch, One Round At a Time
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Boston Globe's Spotlight Team Nimbly Tackles Systematic Child Abuse in the Catholic Church
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Roman Holiday, The Brave One & Spartacus, Trumbo & the Blacklisted Hollywood Ten Fight the Motion Picture Alliance
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Deeds Not Words, Foot Soldier & Suffragette Maud Watts Never Surrenders & Never Gives Up the Fight for the Vote for Women
Posted by James Brown on Monday, November 2, 2015,
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REVIEW: Truth Finds the Courage to Say FEA to Its Abusive Dad America
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 1, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Joy and Jack Newsome, Room Rolls, Wiggles Free, and Jumps to Greatness From A Garden Shed World
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, October 29, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Synergy 51N3RG-Y But Fearing the Unknown, Jem and the Holograms Doesn’t Quite Uncover the Mystery or the Dismal Mediocrity of Starlight Enterprises
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 25, 2015,
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REVIEW: In Bridge of Spies, Standing Man James B. Donovan Gives Us More Than Just a 2-for-1 at Glienicke Bridge & Checkpoint Charlie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: Playing the Orchestra But Not TIME's Man of the Year, Steve Jobs Is All About Clouds, Love & Life
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: In The Walk, French High-Wire Artist Philippe Petit Leads a Crazy Coup Atop the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 4, 2015,
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REVIEW: In The Martian, Ares Space Pirate Mark Watney Doubles As Iron Man to Pull Off Project Elrond & Survive More Than 500 Sols With Potatoes
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 3, 2015,
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REVIEW: Just Saying, Johnny Depp Is Psychotic & Cerebral As Top Echelon FBI Informant Whitey Bulger In Black Mass
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Straight Outta Compton – One Time, Suge Knight And Jerry Don’t Fare Too Well In This Hip Hop Epic
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, August 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: Despite the Silk Night Sky of Ricki and the Flash, Meryl Streep Doesn't Rock Here
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, August 12, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Facts Behind Mr. Holmes' Long Life on the Big Screen Include Royal Jelly, Prickly Ash & the Delightful Charms of Sir Ian McKellen
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Testament of Youth Is A Beautiful, Tragic Testament for Pacifism from WWI Nurse, Oxford Scholar, & Writer Vera Brittain
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 12, 2015,
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REVIEW: Magic Mike XXL – White Chocolate Takes The Boys To The Stripper Convention
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, July 6, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Part Where You Respect the Research On the Doomed Friendships of Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: Love & Mercy Is All About the Beach Boys' Paranoid Schizophrenic Brian Wilson
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: I'll See You In My Dreams With An Appletini & A Black Rat
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: Despite Gilchrest & Ng's Chemistry, The Payload from Aloha's Global One Is Indeed Nuclear
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 31, 2015,
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REVIEW: A Near Miss at 87 Degrees, The Age of Adaline Needs An Electric Jolt Just Like the Dilla Comet
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 25, 2015,
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REVIEW: For the Klimt Painting “Woman in Gold” & the Memory of Her Aunt Adele, Austrian Maria Altmann Gives Us A Lesson in Art Restitution
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: In True Story, Shortstop Christian Longo Gives Mike Finkel of The New York Times a Double Negative Wink
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Longest Ride – Romance, Art And The Toughest Sport On Dirt
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, April 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Darby's Ice Cream & Arthritis Arthritis, While We're Young Has No Process in Finding the Beautiful Truth of Life
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 5, 2015,
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REVIEW: Hey, Baby Doll! As Danny Collins, Al Pacino Gets His Patter Back With the Camera Thanks to a Letter from John Lennon
Posted by James Brown on Monday, March 30, 2015,
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REVIEW: Gett: The Trial of Viviane Amsalem Showcases One Wife’s Incompatibility With Her Stubborn Jewish Husband Shimon Amsalem
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: Seniors Galore, The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel Is All About the Supreme Quality Hotel and the Viceroy Club
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 7, 2015,
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REVIEW: Unusually Attached to Mommy Die, Steve Loves to Mingle, Especially With Kyla
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 27, 2015,
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REVIEW: Uno, Dos, Tres. The McFarland Cougars Fly Like Blackbirds With Blanco Cross-Country Coach Jim White Guiding Them
Posted by James Brown on Monday, February 23, 2015,
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REVIEW: Fifty Shades of Grey – If You Liked the Books, You’ll Like the Movie
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, February 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: For Two Days, One Night, Sandra Tries to Sway Her Voting Co-Workers to Save Her Job Instead of Their 1,000 Euro Bonuses
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 31, 2015,
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REVIEW: In A Black or White Custody Battle in Court, Alcoholic Elliot, Grandma Wee Wee, & Crack Addict Reggie Don’t Relearn to Breathe
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 31, 2015,
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REVIEW: Struggling With Early Onset Alzheimer's Disease, Linguist & Butterfly Still Alice Lives in the Moment & Masters the Art of Losing
Posted by James Brown on Monday, January 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: To Fuel His American Dream, Abel Morales Endures A Most Violent Year On the Most Right Path
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, January 20, 2015,
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REVIEW: American Sniper – A Gripping Tale Of Sheepdogs, Sheep and Wolves
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: Inherent Vice – Great Cast, Great Hair, But Long, Rambling Plot
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 10, 2015,
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REVIEW: Despite All His Grunts, Marine Painter Mr. Turner Is a Bit Too Still
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 30, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Big Eyes, S. Cenic & MDH Keane Suffer the Same Fate, Walter Keane
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 28, 2014,
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REVIEW: For the Dignity of the Vote in Selma, Dr. King, the SCLC, & SNCC Negotiate, Demonstrate, and Resist to Outstanding Effect
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite Some Engaging Blackjack, Roulette, & English 101, The Gambler Doesn't Quite Reach the F*ck You Position
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: Annie (2014) – A Made For Television Musical With An A-List Cast
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, December 24, 2014,
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REVIEW: In The Imitation Game of Christopher Vs. Enigma at Bletchley, Alan Turing Solves the Biggest Crossword Puzzle of Them All
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: When the Last Shall Be the First On a Midsummer's Night, Miss Julie Obeys Jean Like a Dog & Kisses His Shoes
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 7, 2014,
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REVIEW: Hiking A Thousand Miles Through the Pacific Crest Trail, Wild Queen of the PCTs Cheryl Strayed Chooses One Tough Form of Therapy
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 6, 2014,
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REVIEW: In The Homesman, George Briggs & Mary Bee Cuddy Take Three Crazy Women East to Iowa
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: An Ornithologist, Philatelist, & Philanthropist, Golden Eagle John du Pont Leads Wrestler Mark Schultz to Olympic Gold at the Foxcatcher Estate
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 23, 2014,
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REVIEW: Beyond the Lights, Noni Jean's Black Bird Is Freed At Last From Her Musical Cage By Officer Hero Kaz Nicol Despite His Fear of Flying
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 23, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite Motor Neuron Disease, Intelligent Atheist Stephen Hawking Masters Time to Give Us The Physicist's Theory of Everything
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: With His Company Video Production News, Nightcrawler Louis Bloom Offers A Professional News Gathering Service to Thriller Aficionados
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 1, 2014,
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REVIEW: Dear White People, the Race Wars at Winchester University Showcase the Trouble with Pastiche's Blackface in a White Place
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, October 29, 2014,
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REVIEW: Confusing Admiration for Love, Birdman's Super Realism Is the Unexpected Virtue of Our Cinematic Ignorance
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: As the Grumpy St. Vincent McKenna of Sheepshead Bay Says, It Is What It Is, A Good Old Fashioned Comedy-Drama
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: Fury – Ideals Are Peaceful, History Is Violent
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, October 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: For His Double-Time Swing Tempo for Caravan, Whiplash's Jo Jones Throws a Cymbal at Neyman to Turn Him Into the Next Charlie Parker
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Men, Women & Children, the Voyager Satellite Shows the Unimportant Yet Important Connections We Make On Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Comedic Pride, Lesbians & Gays Support the Miners (L.G.S.M.)
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 12, 2014,
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REVIEW: Watching the Media Kill the Messenger Gary Webb Over the CIA's Dark Alliance With Nicaraguan Druglords Is One Good History Lesson
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 12, 2014,
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REVIEW: Protecting His Legacy On the Bench & His Half-Staff Funeral, Judge Joe Palmer Doesn't Serve Justice or Go Fishing With His Son Hank
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 10, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thanks to A Sugar Storm at The Bar, Gone Girl Amazing Amy Dunne Trounces Her Husband Nick's Killer Smile
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 3, 2014,
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REVIEW: In the New Jimi Hendrix Experience, All Is Not By My Side Because André 3000 Doesn't Play the Hits
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: Few Rich Patterns Are in Hector Journaling His Search for Happiness Except His Lack of a Pen & His Old Flame in a Sock Drawer Agnes
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite Her Viager, My Old Lady Mathilde Teaches Her Alcoholic Buyer Mathias That There Is No Greater Wealth Than Life
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 21, 2014,
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REVIEW: If Tragedy Is A Foreign Country, Then The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby Walks Away From Learning Its Native Tongue
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 21, 2014,
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REVIEW: With A Cheating Wife & A Complicated Life, This Is Where I Leave You At the Altman Family Shiva South of Maine
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: Practicing the 12 Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous, Private Detective Matt Scudder Takes A Bloody Good Walk Among the Tombstones
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: According to Starship, Nothing's Gonna Stop Depressed, Suicidal Skeleton Twins Milo & Maggie Now, Even Saying See You Later
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite Dealing With Cousin Marv, Eric Deeds, & Rocco the Pit Bull, Bartender Bob Handles The Drop For the Chechens
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Dolphin Tale 2, Clearwater's Rescue, Rehab, & Release Philosophy Isn't Perfect for Dolphins Hope and Winter
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: In The Last of Robin Hood, Alcoholic Errol Flynn Is Too Old For Lover Beverly "Woodsy" Aadland, But She's Just Young Enough For Him
Posted by James Brown on Monday, September 8, 2014,
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REVIEW: In If I Stay, Juilliard-Bound Cellist Mia Must Choose Between Her Nasty Bruises Rocker Parents & Her Willamette Stone Boyfriend Adam
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 24, 2014,
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REVIEW: When the Game Stands Tall, The De La Salle Spartans, Their Winning Streak, & This Bland High School Football Movie Fall
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Wine, Weed, & Sex, This Movie Isn't Quite All About Alex or the Dog Named Timmy
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 16, 2014,
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REVIEW: Using My Precise Language, Thank You to The Giver & Jonas The Receiver of Memories For Your Childhood & Lack of Sameness
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, August 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: Since It's Shocking to Kill a Good Priest, Calvary Is All About Brendan Gleeson's Father James Lavelle Dodging Death
Posted by James Brown on Monday, August 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: In The Hundred-Foot Journey, Chef Hassan Turns Food Into Memories & A Michelin Star When He Makes Madame Mallory an Omelet
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 10, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Born Dead Biopic Get On Up, James Brown Does Right by Himself & Pays the Cost to Be the Boss
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 2, 2014,
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REVIEW: A Most Wanted Man Stumbles About Hamburg for Two Hours In Search of Terrorist Charity Seven Friends Navigation Company
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: In I Origins, White Peacocks, Strawberry Mentos, & Blind Eisenia Fetida Worms Open the Doors to the Reincarnated Soul Behind the Iris
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: Even With a Well-Funded Swear Jar, Milk & Honey Isn't the Drink I Had in Mind for Jewish Comedy-Drama Wish I Was Here
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 19, 2014,
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REVIEW: Like Mason in Richard Linklater's Boyhood, We're All Just Winging It Through Life Without Bumpers As the Moment Seizes Us
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 19, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Koba Lives by a Code Other Than Caesar's Ape Not Kill Ape — War
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Begin Again, Two Lost Stars Wade Through the Strings of the Music Industry to Record a Pearl, An Outdoor Album in NYC
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, July 3, 2014,
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REVIEW: Watch Me Tell You How Third Person's White is Indeed the Color of Trust, Belief, & the Lies Michael Tells Himself
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 28, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Jersey Boys, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons Don't Honor the Jersey Contract Put Forth in the Broadway Original
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 21, 2014,
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REVIEW: For a Doctor to Launch a Petrochemical Repurposing Facility, Tickle Head Harbor Organizes the Grand Seduction of Cricket & Fishing
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 19, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thanks to the Pee Farter, Pregnant Standup Comic & Obvious Child Donna Stern Has an Abortion on the Worst/Best Valentine's Day Ever
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: The Fault in Our Stars – Teenagers Swoon As Hazel And Gus Bond Over An Imperial Affliction
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, June 7, 2014,
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REVIEW: In the War of Words and Pictures, the Love Between Honors English Teacher Jack Marcus & Honors Art Instructor Dina Delsanto Wins
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 7, 2014,
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REVIEW: Facing Deportation & Losing Her Sister Magda on Ellis Island to Tuberculosis, The Immigrant Ewa Turns to Bruno & the Bandits' Roost Theater
Posted by James Brown on Monday, May 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: Unlike the Working Men of God's Pocket, Racist Day Laborer Leon Hubbard Doesn't Leave His Family, Life, or Legend With Dignity
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: Mr. JB Bernstein Channels His Inner Don Draper to Launch Million Dollar Arm & Make Dreams Come True for Rinku Singh & Dinesh Kumar Patel
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Pumping Concrete for His Building & Driving to See His Newborn Baby Out of Wedlock, Locke Rocks...Just a Little
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Given the Contaminated O Negative Zombie Blood in Detroit & Tangier, Only Vampire Lovers Adam & Eve Are Left Alive
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thanks to a Map, a Radio, & Hellacious Torture, Railway Man Eric Lomax & Japanese Interpreter Takashi Nagase Become Good Friends
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: For Crossroads Wesleyan Church Pastor Todd Burpo Heaven Is for Real When the Angels Sing to His Son Colton Like the Lion, the Bear & the Unicorn
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: Unlucky S.O.B. Dom Hemingway, a Man With No Options, Suddenly Has All the Options in the World When the Pendulum of Luck Swings His Way
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: For No. 1 Pick Bo Callahan & His Magic Beans, Cleveland Browns General Manager Sonny Weaver Sells the Cow on Draft Day
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 12, 2014,
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REVIEW: During Le Week-End, Nick & Meg Do the Madison Dance From Jean-Luc Godard’s Bande à part All Throughout Paris
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, April 2, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite the Wicked Tubul-cain, Noah & Fallen Angels Known as the Watchers Brace for Some Watery Climate Change from the Creator
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 29, 2014,
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REVIEW: Whether a Hungry Tiger or a Deformed Tree on a Hill Named Fido, Nymphomaniac Joe Tells Us 3 + 5 = 8 All Over Again in Volume II
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: For the Painting Boy With Apple, Grand Budapest Hotel Concierge M. Gustave & Lobby Boy Zero Find Glimmers of Humanity at Checkpoint 19
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: With the Empty Lunchbox, the Wrong Train Gets Saajan & Ila to the Right Station — Bhutan
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 9, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Fly Fishing, Ash Trees, Fibonacci Numbers, & Polyphony, Nymphomaniac: Volume 1 Makes Love the Metaphorical Cantus Firmus of Sex
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 9, 2014,
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REVIEW: The Broken Circle Breakdown – A Heart-Wrenching Tale of Love, Loss, Religion and Bluegrass
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 1, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thérèse and Laurent Don't Make a Sound & Keep Quiet In Their Secret Affair
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 23, 2014,
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REVIEW: The Hunt A.K.A. Jagten – A Modern Day Scarlet Letter
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, February 8, 2014,
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REVIEW: To Protect the Bruges Madonna and Child & Prevent the Führer Museum, The Monuments Men Undertake One Boring Assignment
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 7, 2014,
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REVIEW: Over Labor Day Weekend, Henry and Adele Wheeler Learn About Peach Pie & Baseball Thanks to Escaped Convict Frank Chambers
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 2, 2014,
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REVIEW: Best Man Down – Lumpy’s Secret Life Is Uncovered In This Comedy Drama
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, January 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: In the Shadows of the Frozen Deep, Charles Dickens Dryly Oscillates Between His Public Love & Secret Invisible Woman Nelly "Lawless" Ternan
Posted by James Brown on Monday, January 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: With a Blood-Stained Dress, Love Letter Emails & Suicide by Detergent, The Past Is Steeped in One Rich Mystery
Posted by James Brown on Monday, January 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite Mouth Cancer, "Lay Down Sally" and Truth-Telling Are Drug Addict Violet Weston's Specialties in August: Osage County
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Unlike the Movie, Marcus Luttrell, Frogman & Lone Survivor of Operation Red Wings, Is Saved by the Code of Honor Pashtunwali
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: From Prisoner to President, Mandela Wears Some Long Trousers on His Long Walk to Freedom
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Wolf of Wall Street & Lude Addict Jordan Belfort Rises in a Straight Line from Pond Scum to One Rich Oompa Loompa Selling Pens at Stratton Oakmont
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Ground Control to Major Tom! Though Not Adventurous, Brave, or Creative, Ben Stiller Tries to Capture the Quintessence of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, December 25, 2013,
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REVIEW: Saying No to Pears, Animation, & Everything Else, Mary Poppins' Family P.L. Travers is Perfectly Capable of Saving Mr. Banks
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: If We Had Wings, The Coens & Their Cat Ulysses Would Take Us Soaring From the Gaslight Cafe With Some Soulful Folk Songs in Inside Llewyn Davis
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 20, 2013,
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REVIEW: In the Rotten & Delicious American Hustle, Irving Rosenfeld Survives Ice Fishing in Atlantic City With the FBI Thanks to Sydney's London Banking Connections
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: Seeing The Great Beauty of Roma as a Vanishing Trick, Jep Gambardello, King of the High Life, Does Know Why He Never Wrote Another Novel
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 8, 2013,
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REVIEW: Out Of the Furnace – Although the Acting Is Compelling At Times, This Depressing Tale Has a Bad Ending
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, December 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: For a New Truck & Compressor, Woody Grant Endures the Circling Vultures in Hawthorne on His Way to Lincoln, Nebraska for His Million Dollars
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 1, 2013,
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REVIEW: Black Nativity – Great Music, But This Langston Hughes’ Musical Is Thin On Substance
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, November 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Philomena, the Evil Nuns at Roscrea Abbey Ease Martin Sixsmith's Choice Between Russian History & Human Interest Stories
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 27, 2013,
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REVIEW: Reading About Grave Digging & Playing the Accordion, Book Thief Liesel and Her Papa Hans Don't Make the Cut
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 16, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Great Expectations, the Spider and a Mysterious Benefactor Are at Play with Pip
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: Battling Against the FDA & AZT, AIDS-Stricken Bull Rider Ron Woodroof Launches the Dallas Buyers Club
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: In How I Live Now, Daisy's Will Power Is Not Quite Enough, Especially When It Comes to Cow Cheese
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: For Adèle, Emma's Blue is the Warmest, Sexiest Color
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: All Is Lost for the Virginia Jean and Her Crafty Captain Robert Redford
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: #HaveYouBeenBad? For All Its Drugs, Diamonds, & Cheetahs, The Counselor Strangely Doesn't Fit the Bill
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Julian Assange May Have Hundreds of Volunteers in The Fifth Estate, But They Don't Get the Information Revolution Started Right
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: 12 Years a Slave, Solomon Northrup Brilliantly Plays the Fiddle as Georgia Runaway Platt to Survive Until Freedom is Opportunity
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Yankee Irish Captain Phillips Grabs Seat 15 for Dear Life When Somali Pirates Board the Cargo Ship the Maersk Alabama as Fishermen
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: Runner Runner – Richie Furst Fails in This Online Gambling Drama, #nodisrespecttobenaffleck
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, October 5, 2013,
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REVIEW: Given Clear Skies with a Chance of Satellite Debris, All Eyes Are on Dr. Ryan Stone and Her Journey Over that Big Blue Earth with No Gravity
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: For Spunky Little Girl Wadjda, Memorizing and Reciting the Koran is the Key to Riding Her Own Bike
Posted by James Brown on Monday, September 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: During Estate Manager François's Last Harvest, the Land Chooses Philippe to Be Paul's Son & Heir Instead of Martin
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: Masseuse Eva Hears More Than Enough Said about Her Flabby Boyfriend Albert from Human TripAdvisor and Poet Marianne
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Formula One Racing Movie Rush, the Intense Rivalry Between Superstar James Hunt & Asshole Niki Lauda Blazes Like No Other
Posted by James Brown on Friday, September 27, 2013,
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REVIEW: Sex Addiction Comedy Thanks for Sharing Lets Its Inhibitions Run a Little Too Wild
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Afternoon Delight, Rachel Throws Sex Worker Bomb McKenna on Her Life With Husband Jeff Boyardee
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: Thérèse Has the Wrong Ideas About Smoking Cigarettes, Arsenic Drops, and Especially the Pines
Posted by James Brown on Monday, September 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: Given Her Unwanted Pregnancy, Her Abusive Dad's Parole, and Her New Mini-Me Jayden at Short Term 12, Grace May Just Be Going Crazy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 1, 2013,
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REVIEW: Jobs – Steve Jobs As An Innovative Jerk
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, August 18, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Butler Is the Tale of Two Faces Needed to Survive — the Subversive Black Domestic Cecil Gaines and Freedom Rider Louis Gaines
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Girl Next Door Linda Lovelace Obeys Her Husband Chuck Traynor and Becomes an Iconic Porn Star in Deep Throat
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Spectacular Now, Paper Girl Aimee Finecky Gets Alcoholic Sutter Keely to Write One Hell of a Personal Statement On Hardship
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: Popping Xanax Pills and Talking to Herself, Blue Jasmine Can't Get Past Her Past With Hal and That Fateful Song Blue Moon
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: Drinking Buddies Kate & Luke Act Like Fanatics By Ignoring the Love in the Atmosphere
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, July 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Fruitvale Station, Oscar Grant Tragically Doesn't Get the 30 Days Oprah Recommends to Form His New Habits
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 20, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Way, Way Back, Pop-N-Lock Duncan Leaves the Riptide Beach House and Hits the Slides at Water Wizz
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 5, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Unfinished Song, Rusty Old Banger Arthur Shows His True Colors When His Wife Marion Says Let's Talk About Sex
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Ovarian Hysteria & Sexually Stimulating Attacks, the Desensitized Augustine is the Most Sensual Patient of All
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: Female Suicide Bomber Siham Leaves a Big Mess for Her Doctor Husband Amin in The Attack
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Bling Ring Hits Up Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, & Orlando Bloom for Cash & Clothes But Completely Misses the Mark
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 22, 2013,
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REVIEW: Before Midnight, Take a Time Machine Back to Six Lovely Weeks in the Peloponnesian Islands
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: Ahoy Sexy! Frances Ha is Definitely Undateable With All Her Wild Antics That Aren't Really Antics
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 25, 2013,
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REVIEW: From a Porn Lab to the Mob, The Iceman is One Cold-Blooded Contract Killer
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: My Brother the Devil is a Terrorist, Not a Homo???
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 11, 2013,
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REVIEW: Kiss of the Damned Is One Steamy Erotic Mess of a Vampire Movie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 11, 2013,
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REVIEW: Even With Bootlegging, Boozing, & Partying, Old Sport Jay Gatsby Lacks Valor Extraordinaire and Any Hope Whatsoever
Posted by James Brown on Friday, May 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: Kon-Tiki is a Slow Ride Through an Interesting Theory
Posted by Zach Davis on Monday, May 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: Number One in Seven Counties, Henry Whipple Will Expand or Die At Any Price, Including Reselling Liberty Seeds
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 5, 2013,
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REVIEW: Mud, Ellis, & Neckbone Make One Good Deal for a Boat, a Pistol, and Love
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: A Malt Mill is the Whisky of Choice in The Angels' Share
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: If You're a Member of the Weather Underground Organization Like Nick Sloan, Secrets are the Only Company You Keep
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: To the Wonder Does Nothing to Awaken the Love, That Divine Presence Within Us
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: Mr. Rickey Helps Number 42 Jackie Robinson Control His Temper and Go Home Sweet Home on the Baseball Field
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: Luciano Holds onto His Big Brother Dreams Too Long, Which is a Sad Reality for Moviegoers
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Bank Robbers, Corrupt Cops, and Bitter Sons, The Place Beyond the Pines is the Place Where Luke and Avery Show Their True Colors
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Sapphires, Bridesmaids' Chris O'Dowd and the Songbirds Take Some Aboriginal Soul on the Road to Vietnam
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: Temptation: Confessions Of A Marriage Counselor – If You’ve Seen The Trailer, You’ve Seen The Movie
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: On the Road, Dean and Sal Have More Sex, Drugs, and Liquor Than I Thought Humanly Possible
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Like Someone in Love, Millipedes Akiko and Noriaki Quarrel All the Time
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Ginger & Rosa, the Young War Protester and Dad's Side Chick Can't Be Best Friends Forever
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: Thanks to Boring Old Portia, the Secret to Getting Into Princeton-Based Comedy Admission is That You Just Can't
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: Spring Break Forever Bitches! These Four Little Chickies' Trip to Florida Seems Like a Dream
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Beyond the Hills, No Confession or Exorcism Can Cure Alina's Evil Spirit or the Movie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 16, 2013,
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REVIEW: Heaven or Hell, Lore Will Do What She Must to Get to Her Omi in Hamburg
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: Emperor — The Fate of This Living God Is Not the Spark That Keeps This Movie Alive
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: Voting NO Against Pinochet Means Happiness is Coming for Our Comrades in Chile; YES Means a Better Sex Life With the Same Old Dictator
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: Safe Haven – An Incredibly Long Tale Involving Domestic Violence And Rediscovering Love Set In The Familiar Town Of Southport, North Carolina
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, February 18, 2013,
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REVIEW: Knife Fight – The Master Of Disaster Shows The End Justifies The Means In This Political Drama
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, February 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: At the Beecham House Annual Gala, the Quartet Brings Down the House with Verdi's Rigoletto
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Like the Bolton Village Sale, Broken City Just Doesn't Add Up
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Amour Is a Superior Distraction About the Tragic Beauty of Long Life and One Bold Pigeon
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 13, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Zero Dark Thirty, Maya's Canaries Follow Courier Abu Ahmed to Deliver Justice Upon Osama bin Laden
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: In the Matter of Progress vs. a Better Future, Gangster Squad Loses Its Badge
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 11, 2013,
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REVIEW: Please Stand By...Bad Movie Alert for Not Fade Away
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 5, 2013,
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REVIEW: In the Absolut Madness of Promised Land, Athena Dirties Up the Natural Gas Business
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: Django Unchained – A Western, Slavery-Themed Revenge Flick
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, December 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: Les Misérables. I Dreamed a Dream of Time Gone by With Prisoner 24601, the French Revolution, and the Perfect Christmas Movie
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Rust and Bone is OPé (Operational)
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: Fasten Your Seatbelt Because The Impossible Shoots for the Stars
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Details is a Disastrous Series of Bad Dreams About Raccoons
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, December 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: Save the Date is an Authentic Romance with Plenty of Drawings
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Hot Dogs, Mistresses, and 1812 Cartoons, Hyde Park on Hudson Takes a Swing at History and Misses
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: Like America, Killing Them Softly is All About the Almighty Dollar
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: Hitchcock is a Fiendishly Entertaining Look at the Man Hiding in the Corner with a Camera Watching
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 24, 2012,
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REVIEW: As a Hobo, Motion Capture Actor, & Leprechaun, Monsieur Oscar Likes to Punish Others in Holy Motors, Including Us
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: Life of Pi – Ang Lee Brings Yann Martel’s Novel, And One Amazing Tiger, To Life
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Thursday, November 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: Despite the Trash Bag for Attire, Mr. Excelsior Runs with Greatness in Silver Linings Playbook
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Despite Bingo, the Cemetery, and Paris, Starlet Is All About the Benjamins
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Anna Karenina's Impure Love Doesn't Get the Job Done. What a Sin!
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: What Sex is This Carrot Cheyenne? This Must Be the Place Doesn't Even Know
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 11, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Steven Spielberg's Compass, Lincoln Finds Its True North
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 10, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Fugue Unleashes Their Passion in A Late Quartet
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 4, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Bottles, Cans, & Even Minis, Whip Keeps the Drinks Flowing in Flight
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 2, 2012,
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REVIEW: Abraham's Sons Isaac & Ishmael Find a Common Bond in The Other Son
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, October 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Violins, Shipyards, and Secret Letters, Simon and the Oaks is Really the War of the Dads
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Children of the Tides May Understand the Four Pillars of the Human Foundation, But Chasing Mavericks Doesn't Quite Understand the Four Pillars of Good Filmmaking
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 28, 2012,
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REVIEW: Full of Flashbacks & Flash-Forwards, the Cloud Atlas Sextet is an Ambitious, Brilliant, & Beautiful Composition
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 27, 2012,
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REVIEW: Kate May Have a Boring New Life in Smashed, But There's Always Some Moist Cake Around
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: A Sex Surrogate. A Wild Priest. An Iron Lung. The Sessions Will Touch You with Its Kinky Words
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, October 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Argo is No Longer a Fake Movie or a Fake Hit
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: In The Oranges, the Old Cow Eating the Young Grass Does Not Lead to a Happy Movie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: Though Won't Back Down Says "Yes We Can", This Movie Really Has No Hope
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: Dear Friend, The Perks of Being a Wallflower is Infinitely Entertaining
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: 10 Years Tries Too Hard to Be the Best You've Never Had
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: In The Master, Paul Thomas Anderson Finds His Inherent State of Perfect
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: End of Watch is a Cop Mockumentary with a Foul Mouth
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: Trouble with the Curve Has a Little Trouble of Its Own...Moneyball
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: For the Love of Ludo, Little White Lies Reveals His Real Friends and the Weasels
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: When the Angel of Death Faces the Power of Prayer, We Get Chicken with Plums
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Memory Problems, Gardening, and Theft, Robot & Frank Showcases How Old People are Sharper Than You Think
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: While He's the Boy Who Keeps on Giving Leaves, Timothy Green Is Far from Perfect & Leads an Odd Life
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Dr. Feld Breaks Some Noses to Get Things Going for Arnold and Kay in Hope Springs
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 10, 2012,
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REVIEW: Farewell, My Queen is the Wrong Title for This Movie. 'Goodbye' is Not in Sidonie's Vocabulary
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: In Trishna, Freida Pinto Blossoms Like a Jasmine Flower & Then Shows Us the Sad Truth Love Has Taught Her
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: Take This Waltz — Playful Flirtation, Lust, Marriage and The “A” Word
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: As the Fabric of Her Universe Unravels, Hushpuppy Learns How to Survive in the Bathtub in Beasts of the Southern Wild
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 7, 2012,
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REVIEW: In People Like Us, Sam Leans Into It Despite the Fact That He Has a Certain Talent for Running Away From His Family's Drama
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: God Bless America — A Vicious Indictment of American Culture
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, June 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: You Can Get All Your Classic Rock While Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: Getting Drunk, Going Down, & Getting Weird. Jack and Hannah Clearly Have a Good Time in Your Sister's Sister
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: Bel Ami May Not Be a King, But Being a Manwhore Pays Well Enough
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 9, 2012,
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REVIEW: Chickens, Sparrows, and Peacocks. Peace, Love & Misunderstanding Has a Serious Obsession with Birds...and Weed
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 9, 2012,
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REVIEW: With References Like Kool & the Gang and Earth, Wind & Fire, Driss Gives Us One Wild Ride in The Intouchables
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 9, 2012,
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REVIEW: ¡Viva Cristo Rey! This Doesn't Mean You Won't Need Some Tequila During For Greater Glory Though
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 7, 2012,
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REVIEW: Polisse. That's How the Good Lord Works
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Perfect Family Plays Like a Lifetime Movie
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, May 16, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Sink or Swim, The Old Folks Do It Up in The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 5, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Monsieur Lazhar is the King of the Hill with a Classroom Full of Trees and Chrysalises
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 29, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: In Its Search for the Light, The Only Destiny That The Lucky One Finds is Deep Darkness
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 21, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: If the American Educational System is Dead, Detachment is the Eulogy
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 6, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: The Kid with a Bike Is a Scrappy Little Pitbull
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 1, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: The Deep Blue Sea Is Lethally Romantic
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 31, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Salmon Fishing in the Yemen Has a Little Bit of Something for Everyone
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 11, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Being Flynn Is All About Being Homeless on the Cold, Hard Streets
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 11, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: We Need To Talk About Kevin...Seriously. This Kid Is Evil!
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 8, 2012,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: The Forgiveness of Blood - The Kanun And Blood Feuds
Posted by Mary Dieng on Tuesday, March 6, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: A Separation Is Undeniably Riveting
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: Declaration of War- A Parent’s Worst Nightmare
Posted by Mary Dieng on Saturday, March 3, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Tyler Perry's Good Deeds – Not Too Bad
Posted by Mary Dieng on Saturday, February 25, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Kill List - A Brutal, Disturbing Thriller
Posted by Mary Dieng on Sunday, February 12, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Moments of Impact. The Vow Offered Very Few of Them.
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 11, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Perfect Sense – A Sexy Love Story In The Midst Of the Apocalypse
Posted by Mary Dieng on Saturday, February 4, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Loosies – Pickpockets Have Problems Too
Posted by Mary Dieng on Sunday, January 29, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Albert Nobbs Is a Daft Picture of Repression
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 29, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: As Margaret Thatcher, Meryl Streep Gives Us the Rusty Old Iron Lady
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 14, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Steven Spielberg’s War Horse Is Gritty and Glorious
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 27, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: With Silent Movie The Artist, Hazanavicius Makes A Loud Declaration of His Love For The Films of the Past
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 25, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: A Dangerous Method Is a Dangerously Long Conversation About The Importance of Sex
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 18, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Young Adult Is a Little Too Heavy at Times. I Might Have to Take a Break at the Bar.
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 17, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: To Be Porn Or Not To Be Porn? That Is the Question For Shame
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 3, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Michelle Williams Brings the Beloved Sex Symbol Marilyn Monroe Back To Life in My Week With Marilyn
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 2, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: We Bought a Zoo Is Better Than It Looks, Seriously
Posted by James Brown on Monday, November 28, 2011,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Melancholia Delves Into Depression in Grand Style
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 26, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Hugo Is An Ode to the Movie Magic of Yesteryear
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 24, 2011,
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REVIEW: The Descendants Is One Big Beautiful, Somber Take on Hawaiian Life
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 20, 2011,
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REVIEW: Margin Call Is the Right Call for Moviegoers
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 15, 2011,
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REVIEW: J. Edgar Is a Class Act for One of America's Most Controversial Men...BORING!
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 13, 2011,
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REVIEW: Like Crazy Balks Hollywood Tradition and Tells the Truth About Love
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 9, 2011,
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REVIEW: The Rum Diary Proudly Stumbles Into Theaters in a Drunken Stupor
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 30, 2011,
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REVIEW: 50/50 Beats the Odds and Strikes Cinematic Gold
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 3, 2011,
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REVIEW: Moneyball Has a Perfect Batting Average
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 25, 2011,
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REVIEW: Ryan Gosling Puts the Pedal to the Metal in Drive
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 18, 2011,
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REVIEW: Warrior is a Decent Sports Flick Worth a Few Rounds
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, September 7, 2011,
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REVIEW: The Tree of Life Is a Motion Picture That Says a Thousand Words
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 16, 2011,
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