REVIEW: With Authentic Memories of Trees on 6/10/21, LAPD Officer K Witnesses His Own Personal Miracle Through a Wallace Emanator & A Wooden Toy Horse
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 9, 2017,
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REVIEW: Behind the Coagula of Get Out, TSA Agent Rodney Williams Handles the Situation of the Sunken Place
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, February 28, 2017,
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REVIEW: For Susan, The Creativity of Nocturnal Animals Is a Heartbeat Away from the Real World
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 24, 2016,
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REVIEW: A Nonzero Sum Game, Arrival Is All About Using the Weapon Language, the Cornerstone of Civilization
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: The Girl on the Train Is a Mysteriously Dull Whodunnit
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 15, 2016,
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REVIEW: Hell or High Water, Comanche Brothers Toby & Tanner Howard Set Their Sights on Texas Midlands Bank
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 28, 2016,
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REVIEW: From Treadstone to Ironhand & Deep Dream, Jason Bourne Explores His Connection to Richard Webb
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 31, 2016,
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REVIEW: Turn Out the Lights Given Diana's Skin Disorder & Her History at Mulberry Hills
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 24, 2016,
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REVIEW: To Purge & Purify in This Election Year, The New Founding Fathers Target Presidential Contender Senator Charlene Roan
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 2, 2016,
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REVIEW: In Now You See Me 2, Seeing Is Believing for the Four Horsemen & Their Leader Dylan Shrike on New Year's Eve
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 12, 2016,
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REVIEW: Tackling Enfield in The Conjuring 2, Ed & Lorraine Warren Face Off With the Crooked Man Bill Wilkins & Demon Valak
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 11, 2016,
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REVIEW: Lovingly Short Sighted With Its Rabbit Bouquets, The Lobster Is One Horrific Sci-Fi Romance
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, May 31, 2016,
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REVIEW: Despite Bird Protesters, Misty Mountains & Nixon's Angel of Death, The Nice Guys Will Be Happy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 22, 2016,
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REVIEW: An Otherworldly Movie With Plenty of Daylight, Midnight Special Might Just Make You Believe
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 10, 2016,
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REVIEW: Referring Up, Eye in the Sky Brings Down the Hellfire In Spite of the Rules of Engagement
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 19, 2016,
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REVIEW: In 10 Cloverfield Lane, You Don't Build the Ark After the Flood Starts or If Paris et ' J'aime
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 13, 2016,
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REVIEW: The Witch Crackles With Old School Horror & One Dysfunctional Puritan Family
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 27, 2016,
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REVIEW: In The Finest Hours, Coast Guard Man Bernie Webber Does Everything to Get Over the Bar to the SS Pendleton for April 16th with Miriam
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, February 3, 2016,
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REVIEW: A Tree with Strong Roots, The Revenant's Hugh Glass Learns That Revenge Is in God's Hands Not His
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 9, 2016,
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REVIEW: On the Long Road to Red Rock with the Hangman & Daisy Domergue, Old Mary Todd's Calling The Hateful Eight to Minnie's Haberdashery For One Bloody Western
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 26, 2015,
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REVIEW: Hail Tyrant Macbeth, AKA Michael Fassbender in the Next Great Shakespeare Adaptation
Posted by James Brown on Monday, December 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Boston Globe's Spotlight Team Nimbly Tackles Systematic Child Abuse in the Catholic Church
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: For the Nine Eyes Data Ghost, Spectre Tries to Stop A Deal Between The Pale King & One Cuckoo Mickey Mouse for L'Americain
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 7, 2015,
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REVIEW: Truth Finds the Courage to Say FEA to Its Abusive Dad America
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 1, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Joy and Jack Newsome, Room Rolls, Wiggles Free, and Jumps to Greatness From A Garden Shed World
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, October 29, 2015,
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REVIEW: For A Monstrous Love, Many Women Have Sipped the Poisonous Tea at Allerdale Hall in Crimson Peak
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 25, 2015,
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REVIEW: In Bridge of Spies, Standing Man James B. Donovan Gives Us More Than Just a 2-for-1 at Glienicke Bridge & Checkpoint Charlie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: In The Martian, Ares Space Pirate Mark Watney Doubles As Iron Man to Pull Off Project Elrond & Survive More Than 500 Sols With Potatoes
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 3, 2015,
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REVIEW: In the Land of Wolves, Sicario Kate Macer Fights the Coming Medellin
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 3, 2015,
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REVIEW: Just Saying, Johnny Depp Is Psychotic & Cerebral As Top Echelon FBI Informant Whitey Bulger In Black Mass
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: In Everest, The Last Word Always Belongs to the Mountain, Which Makes Its Own Weather for Adventure Consultant Rob Hall
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Not Incontinence or the Stomach Flu, The Visit's Elixir Is Sundown Syndrome
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 12, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Gift – Some Interesting Twists, But Otherwise A Bit Dull
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, August 12, 2015,
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REVIEW: With Solomon Lane, the Bone Doctor & Ilsa Faust, Rogue Nation the Syndicate Gives IMF's Finest Gambler Ethan Hunt One More Impossible Mission
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 1, 2015,
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REVIEW: Theoretically, Pops & the Exiles of Time in Terminator Genisys Are Old, Not Obsolete
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, July 2, 2015,
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REVIEW: With the Indominus Rex, Velociraptors That Can Take Orders & An Aging Tyrannosaurus Rex, Jurassic World Tries to Up the Wow Factor
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 13, 2015,
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REVIEW: O Negative High Octane Universal Donor Mad Max Rides on Fury Road With Furiosa for the Green Land With the War Boys Hot on Their Trail
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 16, 2015,
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REVIEW: In True Story, Shortstop Christian Longo Gives Mike Finkel of The New York Times a Double Negative Wink
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Ex Machina's Turing Test of Magician's Assistant Ava & Her Bluebook Software Boasts One Intriguing Chess Match With No Power Cuts
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 19, 2015,
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REVIEW: Sex Can Kill You When It Follows, Especially for Jay
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: With the IRA on the Hunt in Belfast in '71, British Soldier Gary Hook Finds Himself in a Confused Situation & Has One Bloody, Brutal Night
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: Into the Wind After Killing the Congo's Minister of Mining, The Gunman Jim Terrier Decides to Build a Half-Assed Treehouse
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 21, 2015,
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REVIEW: If We Run All Night With Jimmy the Gravedigger Conlon, We'll Cross This Line Together
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 14, 2015,
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REVIEW: No Longer Tetravaal's Scout 22, Black Sheep Chappie Becomes the Conscious RoboCop Copycat of 2015
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 8, 2015,
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REVIEW: In The Lazarus Effect, Zoe's Fiery Apartment Hell Nightmare Is the Bizarre DMT Compound of Horror Movies
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 28, 2015,
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REVIEW: Before the World Ends at Lollapalooza, Project Almanac's David Raskin Will Build a Halfway Decent Time Machine for MIT
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 30, 2015,
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REVIEW: The Boy Next Door – A Surprisingly Entertaining Guilty Pleasure
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 24, 2015,
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REVIEW: To Fuel His American Dream, Abel Morales Endures A Most Violent Year On the Most Right Path
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, January 20, 2015,
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REVIEW: American Sniper – A Gripping Tale Of Sheepdogs, Sheep and Wolves
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: Blackhat – R.A.T.s, Hackers And The Sexiest Man Alive Could Not Save This Film
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, January 17, 2015,
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REVIEW: Taken 3 – Take Me Away From This Tired Franchise
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, January 11, 2015,
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REVIEW: Despite Some Engaging Blackjack, Roulette, & English 101, The Gambler Doesn't Quite Reach the F*ck You Position
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: When the Last Shall Be the First On a Midsummer's Night, Miss Julie Obeys Jean Like a Dog & Kisses His Shoes
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 7, 2014,
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REVIEW: An Ornithologist, Philatelist, & Philanthropist, Golden Eagle John du Pont Leads Wrestler Mark Schultz to Olympic Gold at the Foxcatcher Estate
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 23, 2014,
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REVIEW: With His Company Video Production News, Nightcrawler Louis Bloom Offers A Professional News Gathering Service to Thriller Aficionados
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 1, 2014,
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REVIEW: Boogeyman John Wick Is A Wolf Lured Back to Life at the Continental by Hen
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: For His Double-Time Swing Tempo for Caravan, Whiplash's Jo Jones Throws a Cymbal at Neyman to Turn Him Into the Next Charlie Parker
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: Watching the Media Kill the Messenger Gary Webb Over the CIA's Dark Alliance With Nicaraguan Druglords Is One Good History Lesson
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 12, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thanks to A Sugar Storm at The Bar, Gone Girl Amazing Amy Dunne Trounces Her Husband Nick's Killer Smile
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 3, 2014,
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REVIEW: To Be The Equalizer For Russians Teddy & Pushkin, Old Man & Gladys Knight Pip Robert McCall Gets On That Midnight Train to Georgia
Posted by James Brown on Friday, September 26, 2014,
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REVIEW: Practicing the 12 Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous, Private Detective Matt Scudder Takes A Bloody Good Walk Among the Tombstones
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 20, 2014,
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REVIEW: Despite Dealing With Cousin Marv, Eric Deeds, & Rocco the Pit Bull, Bartender Bob Handles The Drop For the Chechens
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: In No Good Deed, Malignant Narcissist Colin Evans Unfortunately Puts His Violent Tendencies on Display at 17 Creston Lane
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thanks to the Philosopher's Stone, As Above, So Below, As I Believe the World to Be, So It Is in Hell
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 30, 2014,
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REVIEW: The November Man Peter Devereaux & Alice Fournier Don’t Exactly Rock Arkady Fedorov's Presidential Campaign in Belgrade
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 29, 2014,
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REVIEW: Since It's Shocking to Kill a Good Priest, Calvary Is All About Brendan Gleeson's Father James Lavelle Dodging Death
Posted by James Brown on Monday, August 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Cameras Recording Time Capsules, The Tornado-Chasing Titus Team Wades Pointlessly Into the Storm at Silverton High School
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 8, 2014,
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REVIEW: Lucy – A Somewhat Confusing Tale About What Happens When A Woman Uses 100% Of Her Brain
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: A Most Wanted Man Stumbles About Hamburg for Two Hours In Search of Terrorist Charity Seven Friends Navigation Company
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 27, 2014,
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REVIEW: During the Annual Purge, Carmelo's Call to Action Against the New Founding Fathers of America (NFFA) Doesn't Bring the Anarchy
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: To Deliver Us From Evil, Sergeant Ralph Sarchie Must Use His Radar, His Discernment of Spirits, to Stop Mick "Jungler" Santino #Invocamus
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 4, 2014,
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REVIEW: Giving Kronoles for No More Protein Bars, the Snowpiercer Train's Tail Bucks Balance & Preordained Position to Take Wilford's Sacred Engine
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 4, 2014,
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REVIEW: Watch Me Tell You How Third Person's White is Indeed the Color of Trust, Belief, & the Lies Michael Tells Himself
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 28, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Australian Western The Rover, Three Robbers Get a Bloody Lesson in Why Not to Steal Another Man's Car
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: 2.3.5.41...The Signal at Area 51 is What MIT Student Nick Eastman Finds When He Goes Looking for the Hacker Nomad
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: When Operation Monarch Goes Awry in Janjira, Godzilla Takes On the 2 MUTOs & Restores Balance in Magnificent Fashion
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 17, 2014,
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REVIEW: In The Quiet Ones, Poltergeist Doll Evey Dwyer, Her Host Jane, & the Devil Worshiping Lilitu Give Us Two Boring Knocks
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: Creating a R.I.F.T. in Academia with the Artificial Intelligence Pinn, Will & Evelyn Caster Don’t Take Transcendence to the Next Level at Brightwood
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thanks to the Lasser Glass in Oculus, Tim and Kaylie Confront Their' Bloody, Troubled Childhood Right in the Mirror
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: Dark Vengeance – Literally Made For Television
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, March 4, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Non-Stop, Air Marshal Bill's Magic Blue Ribbon Isn't a Bad Defense from Terrorists Who'll Kill a Passenger Every 20 Minutes for $150MM
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 1, 2014,
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REVIEW: Thérèse and Laurent Don't Make a Sound & Keep Quiet In Their Secret Affair
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 23, 2014,
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REVIEW: With The Wolf & The Albino on His Hit List, Cancer-Stricken Ethan Has 3 Days to Kill With Zoey as a Father Who Clearly Doesn't Know Best
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: The Hunt A.K.A. Jagten – A Modern Day Scarlet Letter
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, February 8, 2014,
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REVIEW: Born From Death, the Antichrist Comes Through a Pregnant Sam During Her Last Hour in Devil's Due
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 19, 2014,
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REVIEW: Jack Ryan Is a Napoleonic Shadow Recruit Who Meets Us Halfway in Waterloo
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 18, 2014,
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REVIEW: Unlike the Movie, Marcus Luttrell, Frogman & Lone Survivor of Operation Red Wings, Is Saved by the Code of Honor Pashtunwali
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Out Of the Furnace – Although the Acting Is Compelling At Times, This Depressing Tale Has a Bad Ending
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, December 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: At a Homefront With Meadows & Horse Trails, Ex-Narc Phil Broker & His Daughter Maddy Get Into a Feud With Meth Cook Gator
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: All the Dumplings in the World Can't Help Spike Lee Answer the Fundamental Question About Evergreen Oldboy Joe Doucett
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 27, 2013,
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REVIEW: All Is Lost for the Virginia Jean and Her Crafty Captain Robert Redford
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: #HaveYouBeenBad? For All Its Drugs, Diamonds, & Cheetahs, The Counselor Strangely Doesn't Fit the Bill
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Julian Assange May Have Hundreds of Volunteers in The Fifth Estate, But They Don't Get the Information Revolution Started Right
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Yankee Irish Captain Phillips Grabs Seat 15 for Dear Life When Somali Pirates Board the Cargo Ship the Maersk Alabama as Fishermen
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: Runner Runner – Richie Furst Fails in This Online Gambling Drama, #nodisrespecttobenaffleck
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, October 5, 2013,
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REVIEW: Given Clear Skies with a Chance of Satellite Debris, All Eyes Are on Dr. Ryan Stone and Her Journey Over that Big Blue Earth with No Gravity
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: Prisoners Is One Intense Abduction Thriller Chock Full of Snakes, Torture, and Mazes
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: Whether Meredith or Parker Crane, the Bride in Black and His Mother of Death Make Chapter 2 of Insidious Worth Skipping
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: Despite a Triple Threat Match Amongst Box Boy Santana, Big Daddy Johns & Riddick on Not Furya, This Sci-Fi Flick Lacks a Spine
Posted by James Brown on Friday, September 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: Former Race Car Driver Mr. Brent Magna Meets His Greatest Fan in One Stupid Movie Titled Getaway
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 31, 2013,
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REVIEW: After the Bombing of Borough Market in London-Based Thriller Closed Circuit, MI5's Powers are at Play But Beyond John Crowley's Control
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, August 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Machetes, Axes & Crossbows, the Lamb, Fox & Tiger Unleash Hell in You're Next
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: Cool Technology Like 3DPS and the Accura Phone Can't Make Up for a Lack of Thrills in Corporate Thriller Paranoia
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: Meerkat Frey Forever Grabs All the Fruit She Can From Elysium While Standing on Hippo Max
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: In 2 Guns, Robbing Tres Cruces is Worse Than Robbing the Bank Across the Street From a Diner With the Best Donuts in Three Counties
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: With the Angel of Vengeance Running the Show, Only God Forgives Is Drive on Crack in Thailand
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 20, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Conjuring, Demonologist & Clairvoyant Ed & Lorraine Warren Endure Infestation, Oppression, & Possession With Witch Bathsheba
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Unfortunately for Vampires Clara and Eleanor, Neil Jordan Throws the Pages of Their Story at Byzantium to the Wind
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: For White House Down, the Pen is Not Quite Mightier Than the Sword Despite Being a Die Hard Knockoff With Political Overtones
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: In World War Z, the Number 12 Train Helps the World's Best Serial Killer Mother Nature Infect Everyone Except the 10th Man
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The East, Preventing Eco-Terrorist Jams Proves to Be a Challenge for Hiller Brood Operative Sarah Moss
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 8, 2013,
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REVIEW: Blessed Be the New Founding Fathers of America, a Nation Reborn With One Big Moral Dilemma Called The Purge
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: From a Porn Lab to the Mob, The Iceman is One Cold-Blooded Contract Killer
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: In the House Is All About Math Tutor Claude Peeping Through the Keyhole at Middle Class Woman Esther and Her Watercolors
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: Mud, Ellis, & Neckbone Make One Good Deal for a Boat, a Pistol, and Love
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 28, 2013,
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REVIEW: If You're a Member of the Weather Underground Organization Like Nick Sloan, Secrets are the Only Company You Keep
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: In the Bloody Hypnosis Thriller Trance, Strawberry is the Word You Can't Forget
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 13, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Bank Robbers, Corrupt Cops, and Bitter Sons, The Place Beyond the Pines is the Place Where Luke and Avery Show Their True Colors
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Evil Dead, the Intervention for Drug Addict Mia Seriously Backfires, and the Evil Book Takes Withdrawal to New, Bloody Lows
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 5, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Like Someone in Love, Millipedes Akiko and Noriaki Quarrel All the Time
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: Olympus Has Fallen – They’ve Taken The White House! Where is Dennis Rodman When You Need Him?
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, March 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Stoker, Both India and Charlie Put Dad's Belt to Bloody Good Use
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Beyond the Hills, No Confession or Exorcism Can Cure Alina's Evil Spirit or the Movie
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 16, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Call Packs Plenty Of Suspense And Emotional Pull, But Veers Off Course When Berry Leaves The Hive
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, March 16, 2013,
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REVIEW: Heaven or Hell, Lore Will Do What She Must to Get to Her Omi in Hamburg
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Revenge Flick Dead Man Down, 719 Is All About Killing the Devil Slowly, Not When You Find Him
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Last Exorcism Part II, Abalam Fails to Seduce Us When Nell Says This Demon Isn't Real
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: Snitch – The Rock Enters The Drug War To Save His Son, But Doesn’t Quite Lay The Smackdown
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, February 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Dark Skies, the Sandman and the Grays Do Nothing But Let Us Down
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: After Your Latest Outing in A Good Day to Die Hard Detective McClane, Forget the Vacation in Chernobyl. Just Retire.
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 15, 2013,
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REVIEW: Knife Fight – The Master Of Disaster Shows The End Justifies The Means In This Political Drama
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Sunday, February 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Murder, Insider Trading, & Conspiracy, Sleepwalking is One of the Milder Side Effects of Depression Drug Ablixa
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 9, 2013,
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REVIEW: Even With the Chaos from Danzinger and Chicago, Parker Doesn't Follow Through on Delivering a Decent Action Flick
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 25, 2013,
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REVIEW: Lily, Mama, Victoria. The Helvecia Cabin is a Full House of Horror
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Like the Bolton Village Sale, Broken City Just Doesn't Add Up
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Zero Dark Thirty, Maya's Canaries Follow Courier Abu Ahmed to Deliver Justice Upon Osama bin Laden
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 12, 2013,
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REVIEW: Texas Chainsaw 3D Can't Get Around the Good Book or August 19th
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: Like James Barr's Crime Scene, Jack Reacher is Too Good to Be True
Posted by James Brown on Friday, December 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: Despite the Comedy, Home Looks Like a Much Better Option Than Deadfall
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: Like America, Killing Them Softly is All About the Almighty Dollar
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, December 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Wolverines Throw Some Dirt on Red Dawn
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: In Skyfall, The Last Two Rats Eat Each Other Alive for Our Pleasure
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 8, 2012,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: The Loneliest Planet May Just Be the Most Boring Too
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, November 3, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Alessa & the Order of Valtiel Don't Bring the Darkness in Silent Hill: Revelation 3D
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 26, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Argo is No Longer a Fake Movie or a Fake Hit
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 13, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Mr. Boogie is Anything But Sinister. Try Infinitely Boring.
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 12, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: I'm Not Getting Good Vibrations About The Paperboy. This is a Weird One!
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 6, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: When a Dog Gets a Bone, It Makes a Sequel...Taken 2
Posted by James Brown on Friday, October 5, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Looper Closes the Loop. Bruce Willis is Killing It!
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 29, 2012,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: End of Watch is a Cop Mockumentary with a Foul Mouth
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 23, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: With Fraud & Involuntary Manslaughter on His Résumé, Robert Miller Has No Problem Playing the Devilish Role of the Patriarch in Arbitrage
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 15, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: With Spankings, Jumping Jacks, & Rape, Compliance Shows That Prank Phone Calls Aren't So Harmless
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 26, 2012,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: When the Rat Becomes the Unit of Currency, a Specter by the Name of Robert Pattinson Haunts Cosmopolis
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 26, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: While No Brakes May Mean Death for Wilee, Premium Rush is the Deadliest Thing of All for the Coyote Man
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 25, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Aaron Cross Takes Up the Bourne Legacy, While Sin-Eater Eric Byer Tries to Burn Operation Outcome Down to the Ground
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 11, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Killer Joe Actually Made KFC Disgusting. No More Chicken for Me.
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 5, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: For the Love of Strong Weed, Savages Gets Down to Bloody Business
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 8, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: With Super Secret Handshakes, Earthworms, & Time Travel, Sound of My Voice Puts Its Own Spin on Cult Movies
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 13, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Quoth The Raven, "Nevermore Shall I Torture Myself with This Crap!"
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 28, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Lockout Takes Crappy Movies to the Next Frontier—Space
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 14, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Brake- Don’t Stop For This Crap
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, April 14, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: ATM - Getting A Few Bucks Has Never Been So Deadly
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, April 7, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Silent House Is Authentically Mediocre
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 10, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: We Need To Talk About Kevin...Seriously. This Kid Is Evil!
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 8, 2012,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: Gone is a Well-Intentioned Thriller on Crack
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 25, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: I'm Not a Racist, But I Know Somebody Who Is — Dave Brown in Rampart
Posted by James Brown on Monday, February 20, 2012,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Kill List - A Brutal, Disturbing Thriller
Posted by Mary Dieng on Sunday, February 12, 2012,
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REVIEW: Safe House Plays It Too Safe
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 10, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Woman in Black Takes Us Way Back
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 4, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Man on a Ledge Should Go Ahead and Jump Off. It Would Make My Day.
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 28, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Grey Is a Smart Movie, But It's Also Really Stupid
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 27, 2012,
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REVIEW: Haywire Satisfies But Does Not Electrify
Posted by Mary Dieng, Esq. on Saturday, January 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: For The Darkest Hour, Take Ben's Advice. Drink Religiously.
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, December 27, 2011,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Is Scarred, Strong And Bloody Brilliant
Posted by Mary Dieng, Esq. on Wednesday, December 21, 2011,
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REVIEW: Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy is a Good Old Fashioned Espionage Flick
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 18, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Margin Call Is the Right Call for Moviegoers
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 15, 2011,
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0.00% Water
REVIEW: Martha Marcy May Marlene Lives Up to Its Insane Title
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 8, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: In The Ides of March, Clooney Shows How Politics Kills Souls
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 9, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: I Want Whatever James Woods Was Drinking in Straw Dogs
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 18, 2011,
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REVIEW: Germ Freaks, All Your Fears Come True in Contagion
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 11, 2011,
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0.03% Wine Coolers
REVIEW: Helen Mirren is No Kick-Ass Granny in The Debt
Posted by James Brown on Monday, September 5, 2011,
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REVIEW: Don't Be Afraid of Don't Be Afraid of the Dark
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 30, 2011,
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