REVIEW: Daredevil (2003), The Blind Saviour Of Hell's Kitchen
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 13, 2016,
REVIEW: On the Roadway to An Apocalyptic Future Courtesy of SkyNet, Terminator 2 Says Hasta La Vista to Judgement Day
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: Ignoring the Butterfly Effect & Chasing the Great White Buffalo, Let's Get It Started in the 80s With A Hot Tub Time Machine & Chernobly
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: On Your Feet Soldier! The Future Is Not Set With Cyberdyne Model 101, AKA The Terminator, Hunting Down Sarah Connor With a Phone Book
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: With A Spinosaurus, A Pterodactyl, & Kirby Enterprises, Jurassic Park III Crashes & Burns Returning to Isla Sorna
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, January 20, 2015,
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REVIEW: When Life Finds a Way on Lost World Isla Sorna, InGen Takes Jurassic Park to San Diego Forgetting the Parental Instincts of a T-Rex
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 18, 2015,
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REVIEW: Oh Captain! My Captain! Mr. John Keating & His Dead Poets Society Seize the Day & Contribute Their Verse to Cinematic History (Carpe Diem)
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 14, 2014,
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REVIEW: Good Morning, Vietnam!!! Radio Broadcaster Adrian Cronauer Is Bringing A Little Levity to Saigon, As Well As Some James Brown
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: At a Bus Stop, Forrest Gump Tells People How He's Run Through Football Fields, Vietnam, & the Shrimp Boating Business All For Jenny
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: Drinking No Coffee, Fumbling Dumplings, & Fleeing the Red Knight, Janitor of God Parry Helps The Fisher King Jack Lucas Find the Holy Grail
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, September 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones – Anakin Rejects The Role Of The Young Padawan As The Galactic Republic Faces The Dark Side
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Thursday, September 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Gozer the Gozerian, Keymaster Vinz Clortho, & Gatekeeper Zuul, Ghostbusters Gets a Big Twinkie & The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, September 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Soul Mates Chris & Annie Determine What Dreams May Come on D-Day by What They Paint on the Canvas of the Afterlife
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 30, 2014,
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REVIEW: Catching Balls, Taking L-DOPA, and Moving with Ticks, Leonard's Awakenings Show the Will of the Human Spirit to Dr. Sayer
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 29, 2014,
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REVIEW: Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire — Dude Looks Like a Lady
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 10, 2014,
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REVIEW: Cheer for Dear Old Lean on Me As HNIC Crazy Joe Clark & His Ghosts Resurrect Eastside High & Lead Onto Victory on the Minimum Basic Skills Test
Posted by James Brown on Friday, August 8, 2014,
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REVIEW: Ape Management's Use of the Achilles List Guarantees the Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Time Travel, A Presidential Commission, & A Pregnant Zira, Escape from the Planet of the Apes Scoffs at Conventional Narrative Wisdom
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Doomsday Nears for This Green & Insignificant Planet Thanks to the Telepaths' Alpha Omega Bomb
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: On the Upside Down Planet of the Apes, Bright Eyes Deviant Taylor Wants the Damned Dirty Apes to Get Their Stinking Paws Off Him
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 19, 2014,
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REVIEW: Justice Is Not Served in Hell's Kitchen by the Blind Lawyer Daredevil, the Man With No Fear
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Aliens, Rubik's Cubes, and Operation Walking Distance, Super 8 is One Cool Throwback Sci-Fi Flick
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 3, 2014,
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REVIEW: Frank Serpico, A Man of Integrity, Has Surfaced to Air the NYPD's Dirty Laundry
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 3, 2014,
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REVIEW: In The Insider, 60 Minutes Producer Lowell Bergman Challenges Confidentiality Agreements & Tortious Interference for Big Tobacco Whistleblower Jeffrey Wigand
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 23, 2014,
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REVIEW: With 30 Seconds of the Clash Between Cop Vincent Hanna & Robber Neil McCauley, You Know the Flip Side of the Coin Has Just as Much Heat
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 16, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Oppressive Capitalist Pigs, Rehabs, & Splatter Punks, RoboCop 3 Finds Itself Completely Outdated
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Nuke on the Streets & A Kid Running the Drug Scene, RoboCop 2 Is No Lethal Response to Its Predecessor
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 9, 2014,
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REVIEW: Old Detroit Cleaned Up by OCP Product RoboCop, I'd Buy That for a Dollar Over Delta City
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Out of Africa, Baroness Karen Blixen and Game Hunter Denys Finch Hatton Fail to Enchant Us With Their Romance
Posted by James Brown on Monday, December 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Sound of Music, A Female Deer, A Drop of Golden Sun, and A Name I Call Myself Are a Few of My Favorite Things
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 15, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Her Cheery Disposition & Rosy Cheeks, Mary Poppins Brings an Element of Fun to 17 Cherry Tree Lane & Is Practically Perfect in Every Way
Posted by James Brown on Friday, November 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: Born Under Unusual Circumstances & Getting Younger by the Day, Benjamin Button Is Fated to Forever Be a Curious Case
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: No Better Than a Beast, Evergreen Oldboy Oh Dae-su Becomes a Monster in Search of the Little Prince in the High Tower
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: From the Ghoul Gang Slaughters to the Dead Rabbits Dustup, the Gangs of New York Let the Blood Stay on the Blade
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Birds, Practical Jokesters & Lovebirds Mitch Brenner and Melanie Daniels Are on the Front Lines of the Bird War in Bodega Bay
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: Failing as a Twisted Romeo and Juliet, The Rage: Carrie 2 is a Bloody Romance Featuring Ralph White's Other Daughter Rachel
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 20, 2013,
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REVIEW: Creepy Carrie Meets the Raven Called Sin in the Bloodiest Way Possible at Her Senior Prom & Everyone Laughs at Her
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: Goldfinger's Operation Grand Slam at Fort Knox is a Rousing Success Thanks to 007, Pussy Galore, and the Flying Circus
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 22, 2013,
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REVIEW: It Was a Dog Day Afternoon...Attica! Attica! Attica!
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 11, 2013,
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REVIEW: Christopher Nolan's Insomnia is a Wild Card
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: Mutant and Proud Even During the Cuban Missile Crisis, Frankenstein's Monster Magneto Battles His Creator Sebastian Shaw in X-Men: First Class
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Whether Kuekuatsu, the Trickster, or the Moon, Wolverine Does a Disservice to the X-Men Franchise in His Origin Story
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, July 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: Because Frank Moses Requested Some Pension Checks, His Fellow Seniors Get to Show They're Retired But Extremely Dangerous
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: When Hollywood Manager Lenny Feder Plays Arrow Roulette With His Old Friends, Grown Ups Shows Its Immaturity
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, July 11, 2013,
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REVIEW: In X-Men: The Last Stand, the Best Defense is Not a Good Offense
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Tornadoes, Cerebro, and the Phoenix, X2 is the Next Link in the Evolutionary Chain of Comic Book Movies
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: X-Men is the Civil Rights Movie of the Modern Comic Book Movie Genre
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: Wedding Crashers Rule #76- No Excuses. Play Like a Champion!
Posted by James Brown on Monday, June 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: Why the World Doesn't Need Superman Returns
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 1, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Quest for Peace is the Quest to Take Superman to New Lows Entering the Nuclear Arms Race
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 1, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Hangover Part II – Holler! City Of Squalor!
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Thursday, May 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Fast & Furious, One Bad Judgement Call is the Difference Between Cop Brian O'Conner and Criminal Dom Toretto
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, May 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Fast and the Furious Somehow Drifts to Tokyo
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, May 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: Rounders is Still the Best Film Depicting Card Games
Posted by James Guill of PokerListings on Thursday, May 16, 2013,
REVIEW: The Hangover – Not You Fat Jesus, Slide It On Back
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, May 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: Brian & Roman Are Definitely Hungry in 2 Fast 2 Furious, But Their Pockets Ain't Empty
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Superman III, Richard Prior Happens to Be a Computer Genius. Seriously???
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: Toretto and O'Conner May Be a Match Made in Hell, But They Sure are Fast and Furious Street Racers
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: Scary Movie 4 Sucks. It Just Sucks...
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 13, 2013,
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REVIEW: Spoofing Signs and The Ring, Scary Movie 3 Makes It Clear That the Hood Has Always Got Your Back
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, April 11, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Survivors of the Stevenson County Massacre Offer Up an Oversexed and Underdeveloped Sequel in Scary Movie 2
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 30, 2013,
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REVIEW: Nanomites and All, Duke and Ripcord Don't Rise to the Occasion in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: Superman II Is All About the Man of Steel Kneeling Before Zod and Finding Some Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: Top Gun — No Points for Second Place at This Fighter Weapons School
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: With No Mercy and Definitely No Shame, Scary Movie Tackles 90's Horror Flicks
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: SPECTRE Lets the Siamese Fighting Fish Duke It Out in the Cold War Themed From Russia With Love
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, February 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Jurassic Park Gets My Endorsement Because Life Finds a Way
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Live Free or Die Hard, the Fire Sale Pushes Bruce Willis to Once Again Be That Guy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Die Hard: With a Vengeance, Simon Says Two Pigeons Hold Fort Knox Down
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 27, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Die Hard 2, John McClane is the Wrong Guy in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time All Over Again
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: With the Man of Steel and the Greatest Criminal Mind of Our Time, Superman Heralds the Birth of Comic Book Moves in a Grand Way
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, January 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Die Hard, Roy Rogers and Some Not-So-Common Thieves Tear Nakatomi Plaza to Shreds
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, January 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: Love Sucks. So Does St. Elmo's Fire.
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 5, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Sixteen Candles, There's Nothing Sweet About Sam's Sixteenth Birthday
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, January 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Star Trek, Red Matter Makes the Death Star Look a Little Old School
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, January 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Hewitt Family Unleashes Their Special Boy Leatherface in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, January 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: Kill Bill: Volume 2 – Superman Dressed As Clark Kent
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Monday, December 24, 2012,
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REVIEW: With a License to Kill, 007 Gets Down to Business with Dr. No on Crab Key Island
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, December 19, 2012,
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REVIEW: Kill Bill: Volume 1 – Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Wednesday, December 19, 2012,
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REVIEW: With Knocked Up, Judd Apatow Blames the Hormones for All Pregnancy-Related Issues
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: In The Return of the King, the Pity of Bilbo Does Indeed Rule the Fate of Many
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 9, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Union of Isengard and Mordor Spells Doom for the World of Men in The Two Towers
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, December 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: It's a Dangerous Business Going Out Your Door, and The Fellowship of the Ring Does Nothing But Prove This
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, December 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: Reservoir Dogs – Twenty Years Later And It's Still Like A Virgin
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Tuesday, December 4, 2012,
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REVIEW: Pulp Fiction – A Royale With Cheese
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, November 24, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Cold Ones and the Spirit Warriors Leave a Lot to Be Desired. Nobody Will Imprint on Eclipse
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: In New Moon, the Hole in Bella's Chest is Unpoetic and Uninspiring Altogether
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Vampire Baseball Games?! Soap Opera Teen Romances?! Twilight Perverts the Vampire Movie Tradition
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Quantum of Solace is No Casino Royale
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 7, 2012,
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REVIEW: Casino Royale Gambles on a Brand New Badass 007 in Daniel Craig
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 7, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Breakfast Club Brings Together a Brain, an Athlete, a Basket Case, a Princess, and a Criminal for the Best Detention Ever
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, October 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Equation Balances Itself Out, and the Wachowskis Find Perfection in The Matrix Revolutions
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Wachowskis Make All the Right Choices. Therefore, The Matrix Reloaded Awesome. Cause and Effect…
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: What is the Matrix? One Damn Good Movie That Shows Us How Deep the Rabbit Hole Goes
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: While Love and Fame Can't Live in the Same Place, Country Music and Liquor Can in Country Strong
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 30, 2012,
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REVIEW: Watchmen Successfully Brings the Frames of a Comic Book to Life
Posted by Zach Davis on Tuesday, September 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Bodyguard is a Bad Mix of Business and Pleasure
Posted by James Brown on Monday, September 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Who Is Salt? One Kickass Chick in a Mediocre Flick
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: It's All About the Closers and Their Leads in Glengarry Glen Ross
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: Good Luck Negotiating with Bryan Mills in Taken. That's One Badass Dude
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Usual Suspects is an Unusually Great Crime Thriller
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, August 28, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Godfather Is Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse...For One Great Movie
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, August 23, 2012,
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REVIEW: Hanging Up...Throw That One Back
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, August 9, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Skin I Live In Is Absolutely Disgusting, But That's the Point of It All
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, August 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: A Pie May Not Solve All of Life's Problems, But It Does Offer Sweet, Delicious Payback for Minny in The Help
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, August 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: Machete Don't Text, But He Does Open Up a Serious Can of Whoopass
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, August 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: If You Open Your Mind, Total Recall Can Rock Your World
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, July 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Operation Blackbriar May Be a Failure for the CIA, But It's a Success for The Bourne Ultimatum
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, July 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Jason Bourne Has to Beat the CIA at Its Own Game One More Time in The Bourne Supremacy. He Doesn't Have a Choice.
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, July 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Malfunctioning $30 Million Weapon is Kicking Some Serious Ass in The Bourne Identity
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, July 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill to Fetch a Pail of Crap
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: Step Up 3D Adds a New Dimension to Crappy Filmmaking
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 14, 2012,
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REVIEW: Step Up 2 Takes It to the Streets As It Takes the Series to New Lows
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 14, 2012,
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REVIEW: Step Up Needs to Find Its Groove
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, July 10, 2012,
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REVIEW: Jane Eyre May Be a Freeborn Spirit, But She Has One Messed Up Love Life
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: For Your Voices, Coriolanus Has Done Many Things, Namely Kicking Ass and Taking Names
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona Shows Us Just How Romantic the Count City Can Be
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: Get Lost Bub. That's All Vera Farmiga Has to Say to the Devil in Higher Ground
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, July 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: Nora Ephron Flirts with the Fantasy of True Love in Sleepless in Seattle
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Wise Guys Live It Up Like Movie Stars in Goodfellas
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, June 27, 2012,
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REVIEW: Spider-Man 3 Is Just Too Much. It's Just Too Much
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Courageous, Self-Sacrificing Peter Parker Sets an Example For Us All in Spider-Man 2
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem Launches an Assault on Good Taste in Movies
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: Our Friendly Neighborhood Spidey Slings His Way to Greatness in Spider-Man
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, June 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Sanaa Lathan is a Predator's New Best Friend in AVP. Where's the Fear in That?
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 7, 2012,
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REVIEW: Smarter Aliens and a Ripley Clone Can't Hide the Money-Hungry Desperation Fueling Alien Resurrection
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: Alien 3 is Not a Scary Movie. The Bitch is Back For a Group Therapy Session
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, May 31, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Colonial Marines Get Their Asses Handed to Them by Some Badass Extraterrestrials in James Cameron’s Aliens
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: Men in Black II — Needs Work Fellows, Needs Work
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Friday, May 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Alien, a Perfect Organism for Fear and Death & One Tough S.O.B.
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, May 24, 2012,
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REVIEW: In the Matter of Meryl Streep Vs. Goldie Hawn in Death Becomes Her, Nobody Wins
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, May 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Everything Burns in the Joker's Gotham, But We Have a Silent Guardian and Watchful Protector in The Dark Knight
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Mr. Wayne Embraces His Fears, and the Legend of Batman Begins
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 12, 2012,
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REVIEW: Patience Phillips May Land on Her Feet, But Catwoman Lands Flat on Its Ass
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 12, 2012,
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REVIEW: Larry Crowne with an 'E' is One Movie You Shouldn't See
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Heat Is On. Clooney and Schwarzenegger Need to Get Out of the Kitchen in Batman & Robin.
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: Men in Black — Nothing Beats the Original
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, May 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: Warner Bros. Killed the Bat We Loved in Batman Forever
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: Reese Witherspoon & Robert Pattinson are Fodder for the Romance Water for Elephants
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, April 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Batman Returns Helps Us Find the Man Behind the Bat & the Woman Behind the Cat
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, April 24, 2012,
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REVIEW: Did You Ever Dance with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight? Vicki Vale Did in Batman. His Name was Joker.
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: Riggs is a Daddy-To-Be & Murtaugh is a Granddaddy-To-Be. Lethal Weapon 4 Proves That It's Time for the Original Buddy Cops to Retire
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: Tony Stark May Be on the Highway to Hell, But Iron Man 2 Is Clearly on the Highway to The Avengers
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, April 19, 2012,
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REVIEW: As Iron Man, Billionaire Playboy Tony Stark Becomes a Superhero We All Can Love
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, April 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Mr. Green Steps Up His Game in The Incredible Hulk
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, April 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Riggs May Be Chaos & Murtaugh May Be Mayhem, But Lethal Weapon 3 Has Lost A Little Bit of Its Edge
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, April 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Hulk Is Nowhere Near As Incredible As It Could Be. Are You Getting Angry?
Posted by James Brown on Monday, April 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: Riggs and Murtaugh Bring the House Down in Lethal Weapon 2...Literally
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 14, 2012,
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REVIEW: Riggs and Murtaugh are the Original Buddy Cops in Lethal Weapon
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: Danny McBride Straps a Bomb to 30 Minutes or Less But Somehow Doesn't Blow the Damn Movie Up with His Crude, Humorless Nonsense
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Lincoln Lawyer Electrifies the Courtroom with Some Old School Magic
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 31, 2012,
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REVIEW: "You're Killin' Me". Bruce Willis is the Modern Day Clint Eastwood, and 16 Blocks Shows Us Just Why
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 31, 2012,
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REVIEW: Clash of the Titans Is a Clash Between Great Action and Bad Acting
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, March 27, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Titanic May Be the Ship of Dreams, But James Cameron Makes It an Awe-Inspiring Reality
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, March 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: Your Highness Needs a Royal Makeover
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 17, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Hanna Is a Damn Good Hunter
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Fast Five Breathes Life into The Fast and The Furious Franchise
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Big Momma Needs to Retire
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 8, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Take Shelter Brings the Thunder
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, March 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: Something Borrowed Is Something Worth Skipping
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Rite Offers a Strong Message of Faith, But It Doesn't Quite Make Me Believe
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: Sucker Punch Wrote a Check With Its Mouth Its Ass Couldn't Cash
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 1, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: The Mechanic Kicks Ass But Also Kicks Itself
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 25, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Waiting to Exhale – Shoop, Shoop, Shoop
Posted by Mary Dieng on Monday, February 20, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: The Wolf May Be Big But It Ain't Bad in Red Riding Hood
Posted by James Brown on Monday, February 20, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: Pirates Has Lost a Little Luster, But It Can Still Light Up the Big Screen with Some Swashbuckling Action
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 12, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Green Lantern is a Little Too Green for the Big Screen
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 12, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Bad Teacher Isn't Quite Bad Enough
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 12, 2012,
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REVIEW: Bridesmaids is a Rare Gem That Belongs in the Pantheon of Awesome Comedies
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 11, 2012,
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REVIEW: 127 Hours Is the James Franco Show Plus a Nasty Little Boulder As the Guest Star
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 10, 2012,
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REVIEW: Zookeeper is a Charmingly Crappy Flick
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, February 9, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Bacon and Fassbender Save an Otherwise Mediocre Film in X-Men: First Class
Posted by Zach Davis on Tuesday, February 7, 2012,
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0.06% Beer or Wine
REVIEW: Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – A Slow Start
Posted by Mary Dieng on Sunday, February 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Way Back Delivers With Stunning Cinematography
Posted by Zach Davis on Saturday, February 4, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Adjustment Bureau Could Use a Few Adjustments
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Kids Are All Right is Just Alright
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: Inception is Every Movie Lover's Dream Come True
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, February 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Eagle Lands, Albeit in a Crash Landing
Posted by Zach Davis on Sunday, January 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: Unknown is Unimpressive
Posted by Zach Davis on Sunday, January 29, 2012,
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0.12% Hard Liquor
REVIEW: True Grit Proves That the Western is Not Extinct
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 27, 2012,
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REVIEW: We’ve Been to Boston Many Times, But That Doesn’t Mean We Can’t Enjoy The Town
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, January 26, 2012,
REVIEW: Kick-Ass Lives Up To Its Name
Posted by Daneeka Abellard on Thursday, January 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: Speed Hits the Brakes A Few Times, But It’s Still a Fun Ride
Posted by Daneeka Abellard on Thursday, January 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: Paul is a Movie That Shoots for the Stars But Barely Gets Off the Ground
Posted by Zach Davis on Wednesday, January 25, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: The Social Network Connects On All Levels
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, January 24, 2012,
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REVIEW: Blue Valentine Is the Story Hollywood Doesn't Tell About Falling Out of Love
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: A Glass of Wine Will Do Well When Trying to Keep Pace with Arthur
Posted by Zach Davis on Sunday, January 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Real Dilemma Is To Pick Out a Good Beer or Wine For The Dilemma
Posted by Zach Davis on Sunday, January 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Fighter Knocks Us Off Our Feet As It Spars With Greatness
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: I Felt Black Swan...It Was Perfect.
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Colin Firth Gives a Royal Performance in The King's Speech
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, January 11, 2012,
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REVIEW: Thor Swings a Mighty Hammer
Posted by Zach Davis on Sunday, January 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: It Will Take a Few Cocktails to Find Anything Remotely Insidious
Posted by Zach Davis on Sunday, January 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: Pray There's an Open Bar During Jumping the Broom
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 7, 2012,
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0.09% Cocktails
REVIEW: Red State Reminds us of the Dangers of the Internet
Posted by Zach Davis on Thursday, January 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: When Adam Sandler’s Crew Gets Romantic, It's Better to Grab a Couple Beers and ‘Just Go With It’
Posted by Zach Davis on Tuesday, January 3, 2012,
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