Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 13, 2013,
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Scary Movie 4
Directed By: David Zucker Starring: Anna Faris, Regina Hall, Craig Bierko, Bill Pullman, Anthony Anderson, Carmen Electra, Chris Elliott, Kevin Hart, Cloris Leachman, Michael Madsen, Phil McGraw, Leslie Nielsen, Shaquille O'Neal, and Molly Shannon
I will always regard Scary Movie 2 as one of the worst movies of all time, but Scary Movie 4 is not far behind it. Spoofing The Grudge, The Village, and War of the Worlds, David Zucker shows that he’s great at limbo because his second ... Continue reading ...
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, April 11, 2013,
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Scary Movie 3
Directed By: David Zucker
Starring: Anna Faris, Simon Rex, Charlie Sheen, Leslie Nielsen, Anthony Anderson, Kevin Hart, Camryn Manheim, George Carlin, Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Drew Mikuska, Jianna Ballard, Denise Richards, and Regina Hall
It suffices to say that I don't have a whole lot of love for the Scary Movie franchise. Who can blame me though? I think of Cindy, Brenda, Shorty, and Ray, and I remember some of the most nightmarishly awful cinematic experiences of my l... Continue reading ...
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 30, 2013,
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Scary Movie 2
Directed By: Keenen Ivory Wayans
Starring: Anna Faris, Regina Hall, Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Chris Masterson, Kathleen Robertson, David Cross, James Woods, Tim Curry, Tori Spelling, and Chris Elliott
The original Scary Movie started something that is sadly still not finished. The original filmmakers certainly lied when they said that there would be no sequels. The fact that Scary Movie 5 is upon us speaks volumes about how wrong that statement unfortunately was. We've been p... Continue reading ...
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 24, 2013,
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Scary Movie
Directed By: Keenen Ivory Wayans
Starring: Anna Faris, Regina Hall, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Shannon Elizabeth, Jon Abrahams, Kurt Fuller, Carmen Electra, Lochlyn Munro, Cheri Oteri, and Dave Sheridan
Spoof movies have never been world-class entertainment, but they've descended to new lows in recent years. I look at a movie like Paranormal Activity spoof A Haunted House and wonder just what the hell happened. When did they get so bad? There was a time when the low-brow humor o... Continue reading ...
