REVIEW: On the Roadway to An Apocalyptic Future Courtesy of SkyNet, Terminator 2 Says Hasta La Vista to Judgement Day
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: On Your Feet Soldier! The Future Is Not Set With Cyberdyne Model 101, AKA The Terminator, Hunting Down Sarah Connor With a Phone Book
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: With A Spinosaurus, A Pterodactyl, & Kirby Enterprises, Jurassic Park III Crashes & Burns Returning to Isla Sorna
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, January 20, 2015,
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REVIEW: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones – Anakin Rejects The Role Of The Young Padawan As The Galactic Republic Faces The Dark Side
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Thursday, September 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Ape Management's Use of the Achilles List Guarantees the Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Doomsday Nears for This Green & Insignificant Planet Thanks to the Telepaths' Alpha Omega Bomb
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: On the Upside Down Planet of the Apes, Bright Eyes Deviant Taylor Wants the Damned Dirty Apes to Get Their Stinking Paws Off Him
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 19, 2014,
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REVIEW: Justice Is Not Served in Hell's Kitchen by the Blind Lawyer Daredevil, the Man With No Fear
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Aliens, Rubik's Cubes, and Operation Walking Distance, Super 8 is One Cool Throwback Sci-Fi Flick
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 3, 2014,
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REVIEW: With 30 Seconds of the Clash Between Cop Vincent Hanna & Robber Neil McCauley, You Know the Flip Side of the Coin Has Just as Much Heat
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 16, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Oppressive Capitalist Pigs, Rehabs, & Splatter Punks, RoboCop 3 Finds Itself Completely Outdated
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Nuke on the Streets & A Kid Running the Drug Scene, RoboCop 2 Is No Lethal Response to Its Predecessor
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 9, 2014,
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REVIEW: Old Detroit Cleaned Up by OCP Product RoboCop, I'd Buy That for a Dollar Over Delta City
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: Goldfinger's Operation Grand Slam at Fort Knox is a Rousing Success Thanks to 007, Pussy Galore, and the Flying Circus
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 22, 2013,
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REVIEW: Mutant and Proud Even During the Cuban Missile Crisis, Frankenstein's Monster Magneto Battles His Creator Sebastian Shaw in X-Men: First Class
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Whether Kuekuatsu, the Trickster, or the Moon, Wolverine Does a Disservice to the X-Men Franchise in His Origin Story
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, July 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: Because Frank Moses Requested Some Pension Checks, His Fellow Seniors Get to Show They're Retired But Extremely Dangerous
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 14, 2013,
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REVIEW: In X-Men: The Last Stand, the Best Defense is Not a Good Offense
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, July 6, 2013,
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REVIEW: With Tornadoes, Cerebro, and the Phoenix, X2 is the Next Link in the Evolutionary Chain of Comic Book Movies
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: X-Men is the Civil Rights Movie of the Modern Comic Book Movie Genre
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: Why the World Doesn't Need Superman Returns
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 1, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Quest for Peace is the Quest to Take Superman to New Lows Entering the Nuclear Arms Race
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 1, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Fast & Furious, One Bad Judgement Call is the Difference Between Cop Brian O'Conner and Criminal Dom Toretto
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, May 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Fast and the Furious Somehow Drifts to Tokyo
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, May 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: Brian & Roman Are Definitely Hungry in 2 Fast 2 Furious, But Their Pockets Ain't Empty
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Superman III, Richard Prior Happens to Be a Computer Genius. Seriously???
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 4, 2013,
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REVIEW: Toretto and O'Conner May Be a Match Made in Hell, But They Sure are Fast and Furious Street Racers
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 21, 2013,
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REVIEW: Nanomites and All, Duke and Ripcord Don't Rise to the Occasion in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 17, 2013,
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REVIEW: Superman II Is All About the Man of Steel Kneeling Before Zod and Finding Some Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 7, 2013,
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REVIEW: Top Gun — No Points for Second Place at This Fighter Weapons School
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: SPECTRE Lets the Siamese Fighting Fish Duke It Out in the Cold War Themed From Russia With Love
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, February 19, 2013,
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REVIEW: Jurassic Park Gets My Endorsement Because Life Finds a Way
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Live Free or Die Hard, the Fire Sale Pushes Bruce Willis to Once Again Be That Guy
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Die Hard: With a Vengeance, Simon Says Two Pigeons Hold Fort Knox Down
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 27, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Die Hard 2, John McClane is the Wrong Guy in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time All Over Again
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: With the Man of Steel and the Greatest Criminal Mind of Our Time, Superman Heralds the Birth of Comic Book Moves in a Grand Way
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, January 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Die Hard, Roy Rogers and Some Not-So-Common Thieves Tear Nakatomi Plaza to Shreds
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, January 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Star Trek, Red Matter Makes the Death Star Look a Little Old School
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, January 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: With a License to Kill, 007 Gets Down to Business with Dr. No on Crab Key Island
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, December 19, 2012,
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REVIEW: In The Return of the King, the Pity of Bilbo Does Indeed Rule the Fate of Many
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 9, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Union of Isengard and Mordor Spells Doom for the World of Men in The Two Towers
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, December 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: It's a Dangerous Business Going Out Your Door, and The Fellowship of the Ring Does Nothing But Prove This
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, December 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Cold Ones and the Spirit Warriors Leave a Lot to Be Desired. Nobody Will Imprint on Eclipse
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: In New Moon, the Hole in Bella's Chest is Unpoetic and Uninspiring Altogether
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Vampire Baseball Games?! Soap Opera Teen Romances?! Twilight Perverts the Vampire Movie Tradition
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Quantum of Solace is No Casino Royale
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 7, 2012,
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REVIEW: Casino Royale Gambles on a Brand New Badass 007 in Daniel Craig
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, November 7, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Equation Balances Itself Out, and the Wachowskis Find Perfection in The Matrix Revolutions
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Wachowskis Make All the Right Choices. Therefore, The Matrix Reloaded Awesome. Cause and Effect…
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: What is the Matrix? One Damn Good Movie That Shows Us How Deep the Rabbit Hole Goes
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: Who Is Salt? One Kickass Chick in a Mediocre Flick
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: Good Luck Negotiating with Bryan Mills in Taken. That's One Badass Dude
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, September 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: Machete Don't Text, But He Does Open Up a Serious Can of Whoopass
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, August 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: If You Open Your Mind, Total Recall Can Rock Your World
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, July 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Operation Blackbriar May Be a Failure for the CIA, But It's a Success for The Bourne Ultimatum
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, July 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Jason Bourne Has to Beat the CIA at Its Own Game One More Time in The Bourne Supremacy. He Doesn't Have a Choice.
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, July 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Malfunctioning $30 Million Weapon is Kicking Some Serious Ass in The Bourne Identity
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, July 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Spider-Man 3 Is Just Too Much. It's Just Too Much
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Courageous, Self-Sacrificing Peter Parker Sets an Example For Us All in Spider-Man 2
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: Our Friendly Neighborhood Spidey Slings His Way to Greatness in Spider-Man
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, June 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Smarter Aliens and a Ripley Clone Can't Hide the Money-Hungry Desperation Fueling Alien Resurrection
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Colonial Marines Get Their Asses Handed to Them by Some Badass Extraterrestrials in James Cameron’s Aliens
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: Men in Black II — Needs Work Fellows, Needs Work
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Friday, May 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Everything Burns in the Joker's Gotham, But We Have a Silent Guardian and Watchful Protector in The Dark Knight
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Mr. Wayne Embraces His Fears, and the Legend of Batman Begins
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 12, 2012,
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REVIEW: Patience Phillips May Land on Her Feet, But Catwoman Lands Flat on Its Ass
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 12, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Heat Is On. Clooney and Schwarzenegger Need to Get Out of the Kitchen in Batman & Robin.
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: Men in Black — Nothing Beats the Original
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, May 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: Warner Bros. Killed the Bat We Loved in Batman Forever
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: Batman Returns Helps Us Find the Man Behind the Bat & the Woman Behind the Cat
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, April 24, 2012,
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REVIEW: Did You Ever Dance with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight? Vicki Vale Did in Batman. His Name was Joker.
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: Riggs is a Daddy-To-Be & Murtaugh is a Granddaddy-To-Be. Lethal Weapon 4 Proves That It's Time for the Original Buddy Cops to Retire
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 22, 2012,
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REVIEW: Tony Stark May Be on the Highway to Hell, But Iron Man 2 Is Clearly on the Highway to The Avengers
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, April 19, 2012,
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REVIEW: As Iron Man, Billionaire Playboy Tony Stark Becomes a Superhero We All Can Love
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, April 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Mr. Green Steps Up His Game in The Incredible Hulk
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, April 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Riggs May Be Chaos & Murtaugh May Be Mayhem, But Lethal Weapon 3 Has Lost A Little Bit of Its Edge
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, April 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Hulk Is Nowhere Near As Incredible As It Could Be. Are You Getting Angry?
Posted by James Brown on Monday, April 16, 2012,
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REVIEW: Riggs and Murtaugh Bring the House Down in Lethal Weapon 2...Literally
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, April 14, 2012,
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REVIEW: Riggs and Murtaugh are the Original Buddy Cops in Lethal Weapon
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, April 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: Danny McBride Straps a Bomb to 30 Minutes or Less But Somehow Doesn't Blow the Damn Movie Up with His Crude, Humorless Nonsense
Posted by James Brown on Friday, April 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: "You're Killin' Me". Bruce Willis is the Modern Day Clint Eastwood, and 16 Blocks Shows Us Just Why
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 31, 2012,
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REVIEW: Clash of the Titans Is a Clash Between Great Action and Bad Acting
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, March 27, 2012,
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REVIEW: Hanna Is a Damn Good Hunter
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Fast Five Breathes Life into The Fast and The Furious Franchise
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Sucker Punch Wrote a Check With Its Mouth Its Ass Couldn't Cash
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, March 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Mechanic Kicks Ass But Also Kicks Itself
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Pirates Has Lost a Little Luster, But It Can Still Light Up the Big Screen with Some Swashbuckling Action
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 12, 2012,
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REVIEW: Bacon and Fassbender Save an Otherwise Mediocre Film in X-Men: First Class
Posted by Zach Davis on Tuesday, February 7, 2012,
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REVIEW: Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – A Slow Start
Posted by Mary Dieng on Sunday, February 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Adjustment Bureau Could Use a Few Adjustments
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: Inception is Every Movie Lover's Dream Come True
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, February 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Eagle Lands, Albeit in a Crash Landing
Posted by Zach Davis on Sunday, January 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: Unknown is Unimpressive
Posted by Zach Davis on Sunday, January 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: Kick-Ass Lives Up To Its Name
Posted by Daneeka Abellard on Thursday, January 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: Speed Hits the Brakes A Few Times, But It’s Still a Fun Ride
Posted by Daneeka Abellard on Thursday, January 26, 2012,
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