Posted by James Brown on Sunday, August 10, 2014,
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Mrs. Doubtfire
Directed By: Chris Columbus Starring: Robin Williams, Sally Field, Lisa Jakub, Matthew Lawrence, Mara Wilson, Pierce Brosnan, and Harvey Fierstein
"They should have a little disclaimer that says ‘Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Watching This Show’. Incredible. This guy used to put me to sleep when I was a kid. Amazing. He has the warmth of a snow pea. He makes Mister Rogers look like Mick Jagger." -Daniel Hillard (Robin Williams)
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, July 11, 2013,
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Grown Ups
Directed By: Dennis Dugan
Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Salma Hayek, Maria Bello, and Maya Rudolph
Adam Sandler's career is one big mystery to me. How does a guy who makes consistently awful movies continue to flourish as a box office champ? I just don't understand why people still go to see his movies. It's a true mystery to me. That being said, an even greater mystery to me is why other stars sign up to join him in his shenanigans on... Continue reading ...
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, August 9, 2012,
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Hanging Up
Directed By: Diane Keaton
Starring: Meg Ryan, Diane Keaton, Lisa Kudrow, Walter Matthau, Adam Arkin, Ann Bortolotti, and Cloris Leachman
Sometimes a movie is so fluffy that I wish it was never made. I wish that Hollywood had never given the filmmakers a green light to make it, and I wish that I never decided to torture myself by watching it. This is exactly how I feel about the comedy-drama Hanging Up. Based on Delia Ephron's book of the same name, Hanging Up is a movie that just n... Continue reading ...
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, February 9, 2012,
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Zookeeper
Directed By: Frank Coraci
Starring: Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Steffiana De La Cruz, Donnie Wahlberg, Thomas Gottschalk, Sylvester Stallone, Cher, Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Maya Rudolph, and Bas Rutten
We all have those bad movies that we just can't help but enjoy. They're guilty pleasures. Throughout the film, you're wondering what the hell you're watching. Strangely enough though, you're enjoying the film at the same time. These flicks are the ones you watch at hom... Continue reading ...
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 3, 2012,
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The Kids Are All Right
Directed By: Lisa Cholodenko
Starring: Annette Bening, Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Mia Wasikowska, Josh Hutcherson, and Yaya DaCosta
Family dramas are a dime a dozen. You don't have to look too long and hard to find a flick that's got some family values. You come into these flicks knowing what to expect, and you generally get it. A little creativity can go a long way in a family flick. That's why I was very curious about Lisa Cholodenko'sThe Kids Are All Right. Wit... Continue reading ...