REVIEW: At a Bus Stop, Forrest Gump Tells People How He's Run Through Football Fields, Vietnam, & the Shrimp Boating Business All For Jenny
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, September 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: Drinking No Coffee, Fumbling Dumplings, & Fleeing the Red Knight, Janitor of God Parry Helps The Fisher King Jack Lucas Find the Holy Grail
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, September 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Soul Mates Chris & Annie Determine What Dreams May Come on D-Day by What They Paint on the Canvas of the Afterlife
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, August 30, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Out of Africa, Baroness Karen Blixen and Game Hunter Denys Finch Hatton Fail to Enchant Us With Their Romance
Posted by James Brown on Monday, December 23, 2013,
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REVIEW: In The Sound of Music, A Female Deer, A Drop of Golden Sun, and A Name I Call Myself Are a Few of My Favorite Things
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, December 15, 2013,
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REVIEW: Born Under Unusual Circumstances & Getting Younger by the Day, Benjamin Button Is Fated to Forever Be a Curious Case
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, November 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Sixteen Candles, There's Nothing Sweet About Sam's Sixteenth Birthday
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, January 3, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Cold Ones and the Spirit Warriors Leave a Lot to Be Desired. Nobody Will Imprint on Eclipse
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, November 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: In New Moon, the Hole in Bella's Chest is Unpoetic and Uninspiring Altogether
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: Vampire Baseball Games?! Soap Opera Teen Romances?! Twilight Perverts the Vampire Movie Tradition
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, November 13, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Bodyguard is a Bad Mix of Business and Pleasure
Posted by James Brown on Monday, September 17, 2012,
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REVIEW: Jane Eyre May Be a Freeborn Spirit, But She Has One Messed Up Love Life
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 8, 2012,
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REVIEW: Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona Shows Us Just How Romantic the Count City Can Be
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: Nora Ephron Flirts with the Fantasy of True Love in Sleepless in Seattle
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 29, 2012,
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REVIEW: Larry Crowne with an 'E' is One Movie You Shouldn't See
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, May 6, 2012,
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REVIEW: Titanic May Be the Ship of Dreams, But James Cameron Makes It an Awe-Inspiring Reality
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, March 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: Something Borrowed Is Something Worth Skipping
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, March 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: Waiting to Exhale – Shoop, Shoop, Shoop
Posted by Mary Dieng on Monday, February 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Wolf May Be Big But It Ain't Bad in Red Riding Hood
Posted by James Brown on Monday, February 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Adjustment Bureau Could Use a Few Adjustments
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: Blue Valentine Is the Story Hollywood Doesn't Tell About Falling Out of Love
Posted by James Brown on Friday, January 20, 2012,
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