REVIEW: On the Roadway to An Apocalyptic Future Courtesy of SkyNet, Terminator 2 Says Hasta La Vista to Judgement Day
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: On Your Feet Soldier! The Future Is Not Set With Cyberdyne Model 101, AKA The Terminator, Hunting Down Sarah Connor With a Phone Book
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, March 22, 2015,
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REVIEW: With A Spinosaurus, A Pterodactyl, & Kirby Enterprises, Jurassic Park III Crashes & Burns Returning to Isla Sorna
Posted by James Brown on Tuesday, January 20, 2015,
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REVIEW: When Life Finds a Way on Lost World Isla Sorna, InGen Takes Jurassic Park to San Diego Forgetting the Parental Instincts of a T-Rex
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, January 18, 2015,
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REVIEW: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones – Anakin Rejects The Role Of The Young Padawan As The Galactic Republic Faces The Dark Side
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Thursday, September 11, 2014,
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REVIEW: Ape Management's Use of the Achilles List Guarantees the Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Time Travel, A Presidential Commission, & A Pregnant Zira, Escape from the Planet of the Apes Scoffs at Conventional Narrative Wisdom
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, July 13, 2014,
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REVIEW: In Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Doomsday Nears for This Green & Insignificant Planet Thanks to the Telepaths' Alpha Omega Bomb
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, June 22, 2014,
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REVIEW: On the Upside Down Planet of the Apes, Bright Eyes Deviant Taylor Wants the Damned Dirty Apes to Get Their Stinking Paws Off Him
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 19, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Aliens, Rubik's Cubes, and Operation Walking Distance, Super 8 is One Cool Throwback Sci-Fi Flick
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 3, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Oppressive Capitalist Pigs, Rehabs, & Splatter Punks, RoboCop 3 Finds Itself Completely Outdated
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, February 15, 2014,
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REVIEW: With Nuke on the Streets & A Kid Running the Drug Scene, RoboCop 2 Is No Lethal Response to Its Predecessor
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 9, 2014,
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REVIEW: Old Detroit Cleaned Up by OCP Product RoboCop, I'd Buy That for a Dollar Over Delta City
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, January 25, 2014,
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REVIEW: Mutant and Proud Even During the Cuban Missile Crisis, Frankenstein's Monster Magneto Battles His Creator Sebastian Shaw in X-Men: First Class
Posted by James Brown on Friday, July 26, 2013,
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REVIEW: Whether Kuekuatsu, the Trickster, or the Moon, Wolverine Does a Disservice to the X-Men Franchise in His Origin Story
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, July 24, 2013,
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REVIEW: X-Men is the Civil Rights Movie of the Modern Comic Book Movie Genre
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, June 29, 2013,
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REVIEW: Jurassic Park Gets My Endorsement Because Life Finds a Way
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, February 10, 2013,
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REVIEW: In Star Trek, Red Matter Makes the Death Star Look a Little Old School
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, January 2, 2013,
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REVIEW: The Equation Balances Itself Out, and the Wachowskis Find Perfection in The Matrix Revolutions
Posted by James Brown on Sunday, October 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Wachowskis Make All the Right Choices. Therefore, The Matrix Reloaded Awesome. Cause and Effect…
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, October 20, 2012,
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REVIEW: What is the Matrix? One Damn Good Movie That Shows Us How Deep the Rabbit Hole Goes
Posted by James Brown on Monday, October 15, 2012,
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REVIEW: If You Open Your Mind, Total Recall Can Rock Your World
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, July 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem Launches an Assault on Good Taste in Movies
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 21, 2012,
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REVIEW: Sanaa Lathan is a Predator's New Best Friend in AVP. Where's the Fear in That?
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, June 7, 2012,
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REVIEW: Smarter Aliens and a Ripley Clone Can't Hide the Money-Hungry Desperation Fueling Alien Resurrection
Posted by James Brown on Friday, June 1, 2012,
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REVIEW: Alien 3 is Not a Scary Movie. The Bitch is Back For a Group Therapy Session
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, May 31, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Colonial Marines Get Their Asses Handed to Them by Some Badass Extraterrestrials in James Cameron’s Aliens
Posted by James Brown on Saturday, May 26, 2012,
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REVIEW: Men in Black II — Needs Work Fellows, Needs Work
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Friday, May 25, 2012,
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REVIEW: Alien, a Perfect Organism for Fear and Death & One Tough S.O.B.
Posted by James Brown on Thursday, May 24, 2012,
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REVIEW: Men in Black — Nothing Beats the Original
Posted by SoberFilmChick on Saturday, May 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: As Iron Man, Billionaire Playboy Tony Stark Becomes a Superhero We All Can Love
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, April 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Mr. Green Steps Up His Game in The Incredible Hulk
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, April 18, 2012,
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REVIEW: Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – A Slow Start
Posted by Mary Dieng on Sunday, February 5, 2012,
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REVIEW: The Adjustment Bureau Could Use a Few Adjustments
Posted by James Brown on Friday, February 3, 2012,
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REVIEW: Inception is Every Movie Lover's Dream Come True
Posted by James Brown on Wednesday, February 1, 2012,
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